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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 19, 2013 12:59:49 GMT -5
Have you tried talking to her about it? Exactly what I was gonna say. Or go knee-jerk, either way.
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Toxik916
Hank Scorpio
Sacramento Proud
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Post by Toxik916 on Dec 19, 2013 13:13:53 GMT -5
Step 1. Buy Birkenstocks Step 2. Become a WNBA fan. Step 3. ? ? ? ? Step 4. Profit with your wife sitting on your face
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2013 13:16:25 GMT -5
You live one hell of a life, man.
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Post by manicuno on Dec 19, 2013 13:17:34 GMT -5
Step 1. Buy Birkenstocks Step 2. Become a WNBA fan. Step 3. ? ? ? ? Step 4. Profit with your wife sitting on your face This is the only answer.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 19, 2013 13:22:57 GMT -5
Get cousin Enis to investigate.
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Toxik916
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Toxik916 on Dec 19, 2013 13:23:20 GMT -5
You live one hell of a life, man. You misspelled the word lie.
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shaker
Team Rocket
The numbers don't lie - and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!
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Post by shaker on Dec 19, 2013 13:27:39 GMT -5
Another way to go about this is to find proof your wife is actually cheating on you.
Buy yourself a very well-made wig and invest in some makeup and woman's clothing. Dress yourself up as a woman, then go find your wife somewhere. Try and hit on her and see what happens. If she says no, I'm married, then you have nothing to worry about.
If she comes on to your advances, then rip off the wig and yell out "GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!!" Boy, won't she look stupid!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2013 13:43:40 GMT -5
She's cheating on you with Cousin Enis. You really have a interesting life. It's like you are both Al Bundy and Patrick Bateman. Anywho that sucks, if you really think she's cheating and if you can afford it, maybe hire a PI if she's not talking about it
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Dec 19, 2013 13:48:37 GMT -5
Spraying poop with pee was the last straw.
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Post by HoganBai on Dec 19, 2013 14:01:19 GMT -5
This may aid with more background knowledge on the subject
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 19, 2013 15:55:23 GMT -5
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Post by RedSmile on Dec 19, 2013 16:11:12 GMT -5
Hand her the divorce papers on Xmas Day, then get shot and die, then turn back up in 16 years time claiming that you faked your death and then get killed two years later by your new wife. EDIT: Oh and maybe get caught pleasuring yourself on webcam. What am I allowed to say here Mods? What I'd like to say isn't surely allowed. I get a ban everytime I deal with flamebait so deal with this please. Actually I'd argue that the whole "disgusting pathetic unfunny idiot" gimmick baits flame bait. Oh, and if in the odd chance this is legit...ever hear of the Boy Who Cried: "Wolf"?
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Post by Hurbster on Dec 19, 2013 16:13:01 GMT -5
Spraying poop with pee was the last straw.
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Dec 19, 2013 16:15:34 GMT -5
You married Patty Mayonaise?
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Dec 19, 2013 17:26:09 GMT -5
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Post by Piccolo on Dec 19, 2013 19:34:37 GMT -5
Yeah, get divorced if you've only had sex once in the past year. Seems like a no-brainer, except in extenuating circumstances (like disease or disability, etc).
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
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Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Dec 19, 2013 19:41:29 GMT -5
Take pictures?
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 19, 2013 20:27:09 GMT -5
You live one hell of a life, man. Has he lost his mind? Tell us when Enis has crossed the line, No mo' drugs for him, P**** and weird threads are all he needs, Grab hold of your lesbian wife's hand, Baby, you live a hell of a life
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Surfer Sandman
Bubba Ho-Tep
You had to be a big shot, didn't cha
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Dec 19, 2013 20:31:20 GMT -5
Give her dick in a box, that way you look good for giving her something and she looks bad for not liking your efforts of gift giving. I was thinking more like a horse head in bed.
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Blindkarevik
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Post by Blindkarevik on Dec 19, 2013 21:11:01 GMT -5
That's nothing, I think my lesbian has a wife!
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