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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 20, 2013 1:43:40 GMT -5
I prefer A-1 with my A-Ry. What? The guy from Team Canada? A-1 Steak Sauce. Oh, and I had to google A-1 from Team Canada to rememer what he looked like, and I have to say, "Hell no". He's not worthy of my gayness. But Team Canada-era Eric Young could have gotten it.
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mizerable
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You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Dec 20, 2013 1:53:47 GMT -5
What the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f***ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f***er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f***ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f***ing dead, kiddo. "You try to act like an internet tough guy. But get banned after repeated attempts to calm down and act civilized. You desperately fly off the handle at the simplest things and continue to not understand why everyone thinks you're tragically hilarious. You spend the rest of your days daydreaming of of a better life and making everyone you don't like suffer, as your wife spends her time with her new female lover. Your only action is from splooging on the dining room table."
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Post by CM Dazz on Dec 20, 2013 1:56:41 GMT -5
What the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f***ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f***er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f***ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f***ing dead, kiddo. "You try to act like an internet tough guy. But get banned after repeated attempts to calm down and act civilized. You desperately fly off the handle at the simplest things and continue to not understand why everyone thinks you're tragically hilarious. You spend the rest of your days daydreaming of of a better life and making everyone you don't like suffer, as your wife spends her time with her new female lover. Your only action is from splooging on the dining room table." I tap! I TAP!! I have no idea what that's in reference to, but I busted out laughing!! Hell, I've only been familiar with my post for the last couple months! Yes, I'm internet slow...
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Dec 20, 2013 2:04:14 GMT -5
It's from Shadowgate. They'd always explain elaborate ways in which you die. It always ended with the Grim Reaper patronizingly saying "It's a sad thing that your adventures have ended here!!"
I recommend playing it. The Reaper will make you his bitch.
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Post by Toxik916 on Dec 20, 2013 2:34:58 GMT -5
Reading some of these comments make me wish this was facebook and I knew you people so I could show up at your house with a baseball bat. Professor Chaos sh*t sounds like a fable to me, till he jumps the f'n toilet when you're takin a pee. Gimmick that.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Dec 20, 2013 2:59:37 GMT -5
Reading some of these comments make me wish this was facebook and I knew you people so I could show up at your house with a baseball bat. Professor Chaos sh*t sounds like a fable to me, till he jumps the f'n toilet when you're takin a pee. Gimmick that. But if you are actually being serious about your missus then it sounds like you both need counseling of some sorts.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2013 3:15:03 GMT -5
Professor Chaos sh*t sounds like a fable to me, till he jumps the f'n toilet when you're takin a pee. What is this, a poem?
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 20, 2013 3:15:41 GMT -5
Are any of y'all into girls like I am
Lez be hooooooooooonest.
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Post by Raskovnik on Dec 20, 2013 3:24:42 GMT -5
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Dec 20, 2013 3:29:59 GMT -5
Girls don't think that being with girls is cheating. Not true.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Dec 20, 2013 3:42:57 GMT -5
You wanna play 21? I got 22. You wanna play Blackjack? I got 2 of those too. Aces and Eights? I got waaaay too many of those...
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 20, 2013 3:47:30 GMT -5
I gotta be honest, I'm not sure how you could find my house by Facebook, much less attack me while I'm taking a piss. Jason Voorhees style? I mean, if a hillbilly mongoloid can find a victim across the country, anything is possible right?
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Dec 20, 2013 4:00:52 GMT -5
Call me crazy, but it seems like people are gettin' sick'a your shit, Professor.
What's Cousin Enis been up to lately?
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Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 20, 2013 8:46:56 GMT -5
And this one goes as well.
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