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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2013 0:48:06 GMT -5
Also, didn't you get on everyone else's case for trying to be 'internet-tough'?
Here you are, threatening to break and enter people's homes with a baseball bat.
Either you are a mediocre troll or you're really deranged.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 20, 2013 0:48:37 GMT -5
I gotta be honest, I'm not sure how you could find my house by Facebook, much less attack me while I'm taking a piss. I know a couple of people who use that Foursquare thing so they're always updating where they're at throughout the day. They're basically making a serial killer's job infinitely easier. Every cake you bake Every beer you drink Every film you see, Every time you pee I'm foursquaring you
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 20, 2013 0:48:55 GMT -5
I gotta be honest, I'm not sure how you could find my house by Facebook, much less attack me while I'm taking a piss. Those are pretty fancy floral pattern towels you got hanging there on the wall. And your tiling is adorable.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 20, 2013 0:50:05 GMT -5
Those are pretty fancy floral pattern towels you got hanging there on the wall. And your tiling is adorable. Last time I let you sleep on the shower door.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 20, 2013 0:51:42 GMT -5
^ Don't you mean Alex Riley with Worcestershire sauce? I prefer A-1 with my A-Ry.
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BigBadZ
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Post by BigBadZ on Dec 20, 2013 0:52:22 GMT -5
My grandma was Dutch-Irish and my grandpa was lesbian. That makes me quarter lesbian.
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mizerable
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Post by mizerable on Dec 20, 2013 0:53:52 GMT -5
^ Don't you mean Alex Riley with Worcestershire sauce? I prefer A-1 with my A-Ry. What does Ryder get? French's mustard?
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 20, 2013 0:59:51 GMT -5
I prefer A-1 with my A-Ry. What does Ryder get? French's mustard? Jack Daniel's Stone Ground Dijon, and Vlasic Dill Relish...and a bun.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 20, 2013 1:00:44 GMT -5
And your tiling is adorable. Last time I let you sleep on the shower door. I didn't sleep on the shower door. I jusr showered and slept in the king sized bed while you were out. Don't worry, I mostly declogged the sink.
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mizerable
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Post by mizerable on Dec 20, 2013 1:04:32 GMT -5
Jack Daniel's Stone Ground Dijon, and Vlasic Dill Relish...and a bun. I'll assume Cody Rhodes gets the calamine lotion then.
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Dec 20, 2013 1:05:06 GMT -5
Crank one out in the bedroom with her there.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 20, 2013 1:08:25 GMT -5
Jack Daniel's Stone Ground Dijon, and Vlasic Dill Relish...and a bun. I'll assume Cody Rhodes gets the calamine lotion then. Cody gets his pecs and abs outlined with apple flavored sour belts.
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jagilki
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Post by jagilki on Dec 20, 2013 1:08:39 GMT -5
Last time I let you sleep on the shower door. I didn't sleep on the shower door. I jusr showered and slept in the king sized bed while you were out. Don't worry, I mostly declogged the sink. How do you sleep on a door?
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Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 20, 2013 1:09:33 GMT -5
I didn't sleep on the shower door. I jusr showered and slept in the king sized bed while you were out. Don't worry, I mostly declogged the sink. How do you sleep on a door? Like a ninja. A lesbian ninja.
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jagilki
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Post by jagilki on Dec 20, 2013 1:12:39 GMT -5
How do you sleep on a door? Like a ninja. A lesbian ninja. Throw in some Vikings and Zombies and I think we have a hit.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 20, 2013 1:13:42 GMT -5
Like a ninja. A lesbian ninja. Throw in some Vikings and Zombies and I think we have a hit. Are zombies capable of having sexual orientations? Can they be lesbians?
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mizerable
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Post by mizerable on Dec 20, 2013 1:15:14 GMT -5
I didn't sleep on the shower door. I jusr showered and slept in the king sized bed while you were out. Don't worry, I mostly declogged the sink. How do you sleep on a door? imgfave.com/view/1889330
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jagilki
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Post by jagilki on Dec 20, 2013 1:15:32 GMT -5
Throw in some Vikings and Zombies and I think we have a hit. Are zombies capable of having sexual orientations? Can they be lesbians? I don't think so, they only eat brains.
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CH Punk
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Post by CH Punk on Dec 20, 2013 1:16:55 GMT -5
^ Don't you mean Alex Riley with Worcestershire sauce? I prefer A-1 with my A-Ry. What? The guy from Team Canada?
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Post by CM Dazz on Dec 20, 2013 1:43:29 GMT -5
What the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f***ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, f***er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f***ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f***ing dead, kiddo.
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