SOR
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Post by SOR on Dec 19, 2013 21:11:15 GMT -5
Girls don't think that being with girls is cheating.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2013 21:17:35 GMT -5
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suave
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Post by suave on Dec 19, 2013 21:17:53 GMT -5
spray her with cheese
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fw91
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Post by fw91 on Dec 19, 2013 21:27:29 GMT -5
get her a pair of scissors, and a Melissa Etheridge cd for christmas, and see if triggers anything
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Post by onetruemisfit on Dec 19, 2013 21:56:24 GMT -5
Give her divorce papers wrapped as a gift! That'd be f'n great.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 19, 2013 21:57:30 GMT -5
What am I allowed to say here Mods? What I'd like to say isn't surely allowed. I get a ban everytime I deal with flamebait so deal with this please. Actually I'd argue that the whole "disgusting pathetic unfunny idiot" gimmick baits flame bait. Oh, and if in the odd chance this is legit...ever hear of the Boy Who Cried: "Wolf"? Add that to the reasons I'd never do the whole gimmick posting schtick. Post utter shit and act like an idiot, then when you actually need help, no one cares and thinks it's another one of your terrible jokes.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 19, 2013 23:15:18 GMT -5
Actually I'd argue that the whole "disgusting pathetic unfunny idiot" gimmick baits flame bait. Oh, and if in the odd chance this is legit...ever hear of the Boy Who Cried: "Wolf"? Add that to the reasons I'd never do the whole gimmick posting schtick. Post utter shit and act like an idiot, then when you actually need help, no one cares and thinks it's another one of your terrible jokes. Gimmick posting is fun. You'll enjoy it. If you know when and where to post terrible jokes, people will know when you're being serious and when you're joking around. None of us, not even Professor Chaos gimmick post 24/7. Something something, Daniel Bryan something raspberry jam.
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mizerable
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Post by mizerable on Dec 19, 2013 23:17:35 GMT -5
^ Don't you mean Alex Riley with Worcestershire sauce?
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Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on Dec 20, 2013 0:26:44 GMT -5
Reading some of these comments make me wish this was facebook and I knew you people so I could show up at your house with a baseball bat. Professor Chaos sh*t sounds like a fable to me, till he jumps the f'n toilet when you're takin a pee. Gimmick that.
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MasonK565
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Post by MasonK565 on Dec 20, 2013 0:32:02 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2013 0:33:06 GMT -5
If this is a gimmick, it has to be one of the most unfunny and uncomfortable gimmicks out there.
Either it is or you seriously need help. You obviously take it to heart when people joke around with you and accuse them of 'trolling'. And THEN you basically threaten us because we can't take you seriously due to some of your previous ramblings. If you need help with finding out your wife's sexuality and to find out if she's cheating on you, a wrestling forum maaaay not be the best place to start. Especially one known for how off the wall ridiculous it can be when it comes to off-topic.
At any rate, threatening to bludgeon anyone with a bit is tasteless and unfunny, however way you look at it. Behave yourself.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 20, 2013 0:33:07 GMT -5
Reading some of these comments make me wish this was facebook and I knew you people so I could show up at your house with a baseball bat. Professor Chaos sh*t sounds like a fable to me, till he jumps the f'n toilet when you're takin a pee. Gimmick that. With that charm and personality, I couldn't possibly see why anyone would want to cheat on you. You must be a riot at parties. By riot, I mean people with tear gas show up eventually.
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mizerable
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You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Dec 20, 2013 0:34:10 GMT -5
Looks like all the rage is going to the wrong head. Maybe that's the reason it's once a year.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 20, 2013 0:37:39 GMT -5
You got serious advice already, anyway, so joke advice is basically a given, isn't it?
If this is legitimate, you and your wife have serious issues with one another, and you can do one of three things: 1. Talk it out, provided there still is time to, but it sounds like issues have existed for years, based on previous threads. 2, Divorce. or 3. Live a shitty marriage like you have been doing, to where you are clearly miserable with her, if this is indeed legit.
Nothing else you can say with that, so it sort of leaves room for joke answers.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 20, 2013 0:38:30 GMT -5
I gotta be honest, I'm not sure how you could find my house by Facebook, much less attack me while I'm taking a piss.
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jagilki
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Post by jagilki on Dec 20, 2013 0:40:20 GMT -5
I gotta be honest, I'm not sure how you could find my house by Facebook, much less attack me while I'm taking a piss. Those are pretty fancy floral pattern towels you got hanging there on the wall.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 20, 2013 0:42:04 GMT -5
I gotta be honest, I'm not sure how you could find my house by Facebook, much less attack me while I'm taking a piss. Those are pretty fancy floral pattern towels you got hanging there on the wall. Thanks, they were a weddiHEY!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2013 0:42:12 GMT -5
Girls don't think that being with girls is cheating. I think more guys think this way then girls. Hell I'm one of those guys unless if she's falling in love.
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Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Dec 20, 2013 0:44:12 GMT -5
I gotta be honest, I'm not sure how you could find my house by Facebook, much less attack me while I'm taking a piss. I know a couple of people who use that Foursquare thing so they're always updating where they're at throughout the day. They're basically making a serial killer's job infinitely easier.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 20, 2013 0:46:02 GMT -5
Reading some of these comments make me wish this was facebook and I knew you people so I could show up at your house with a baseball bat. Professor Chaos sh*t sounds like a fable to me, till he jumps the f'n toilet when you're takin a pee. Gimmick that. Gee, I wonder why your wife wouldn't want to be with men after marrying you.
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