Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on Dec 19, 2013 8:48:26 GMT -5
I've only had sex with my wife once this year. I've seen her make out with several chicks in that span. She hangs out with them a lot when I'm not around so who knows what else happens. Should I really buy her, her doofus daughter, and the rest of her stupid family Christmas presents or say F them all and just hand her divorce papers on christmas day?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2013 8:52:43 GMT -5
Its better than my wife. She is imaginary and wont stop nagging me!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2013 8:53:17 GMT -5
Hand her the divorce papers on Xmas Day, then get shot and die, then turn back up in 16 years time claiming that you faked your death and then get killed two years later by your new wife.
EDIT: Oh and maybe get caught pleasuring yourself on webcam.
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Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on Dec 19, 2013 9:04:51 GMT -5
Hand her the divorce papers on Xmas Day, then get shot and die, then turn back up in 16 years time claiming that you faked your death and then get killed two years later by your new wife. EDIT: Oh and maybe get caught pleasuring yourself on webcam. What am I allowed to say here Mods? What I'd like to say isn't surely allowed. I get a ban everytime I deal with flamebait so deal with this please.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2013 9:10:55 GMT -5
Hand her the divorce papers on Xmas Day, then get shot and die, then turn back up in 16 years time claiming that you faked your death and then get killed two years later by your new wife. EDIT: Oh and maybe get caught pleasuring yourself on webcam. What am I allowed to say here Mods? What I'd like to say isn't surely allowed. I get a ban everytime I deal with flamebait so deal with this please. woah, it was just a reference to the actor Leslie Grantham and his character "Dirty Den" on the British soap EastEnders. take it easy mate.
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Post by Shy Guy on Dec 19, 2013 9:27:17 GMT -5
hot
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Dec 19, 2013 9:28:02 GMT -5
Without being ridiculous, I thought this was a joke post. Are you actually asking this as a serious question? This is the kind of thing Banjo or Supersweet would post.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2013 9:37:59 GMT -5
get a sex change
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shaker
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Post by shaker on Dec 19, 2013 9:44:13 GMT -5
If this is a real post, then sounds like you hate your wife anyway (not to mention her daughter). You should get a divorce before you both become miserable.
Also you really should have bought Christmas presents before now, the stores are gonna be swamped and all the good deals are picked over.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2013 9:44:16 GMT -5
What am I allowed to say here Mods? What I'd like to say isn't surely allowed. I get a ban everytime I deal with flamebait so deal with this please. woah, it was just a reference to the actor Leslie Grantham and his character "Dirty Den" on the British soap EastEnders. take it easy mate. You should be in jail.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 19, 2013 9:50:38 GMT -5
I'm not sure what to say.
Too close to being real for me to 100% think it's a joke post, but if it isn't a joke post why the hell post it here?
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 19, 2013 10:05:14 GMT -5
If this is a real post, then sounds like you hate your wife anyway (not to mention her daughter). You should get a divorce before you both become miserable. Also you really should have bought Christmas presents before now, the stores are gonna be swamped and all the good deals are picked over. Not necessarily I got most of my shopping done yesterday night... the Mall was surprisingly empty and the stores still had plenty of good stuff on sale.
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BigWill
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Post by BigWill on Dec 19, 2013 10:08:50 GMT -5
Are you honestly expecting a serious answer to that kind of question, on this forum?
You should go watch the first season of Friends. That should give you all the answers you need.
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Post by Some Guy on Dec 19, 2013 10:10:06 GMT -5
Yes, get a divorce before it gets to the point where everyone hates each other and is completely bitter.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2013 10:11:59 GMT -5
Give her dick in a box, that way you look good for giving her something and she looks bad for not liking your efforts of gift giving.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2013 11:15:18 GMT -5
Also you really should have bought Christmas presents before now, the stores are gonna be swamped and all the good deals are picked over. Two words: Amazon Prime I usually hate christmas because finding gifts for people is stressful as f***. This year I've actually enjoyed buying gifts for the first time ever.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 19, 2013 12:19:12 GMT -5
Hand her the divorce papers on Xmas Day, then get shot and die, then turn back up in 16 years time claiming that you faked your death and then get killed two years later by your new wife. EDIT: Oh and maybe get caught pleasuring yourself on webcam. What am I allowed to say here Mods? What I'd like to say isn't surely allowed. I get a ban everytime I deal with flamebait so deal with this please. "Thank you"?
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Post by Lancers on Dec 19, 2013 12:21:42 GMT -5
Hand her the divorce papers on Xmas Day, then get shot and die, then turn back up in 16 years time claiming that you faked your death and then get killed two years later by your new wife. EDIT: Oh and maybe get caught pleasuring yourself on webcam. Isn't this the plot to "Mystic Pizza"?
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 19, 2013 12:28:11 GMT -5
You have expressed issues of your wife cheating on you in the past with a man, in another thread, but I suppose that does not mean she could not be a lesbian or bi. It also does not mean she is cheating on you here, but it would be more likely, since she has demonstrated a capacity for it.
I would not suggest divorcing her on christmas, but I would seriously recommend you either try to patch things up with her, or end it entirely. This will not become a better situation for either one of you on its own.
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Post by Cela on Dec 19, 2013 12:29:21 GMT -5
Have you tried talking to her about it?
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