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Post by Urfarkendarf on Dec 21, 2013 1:14:28 GMT -5
He must be horny.
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Post by CMWaters on Dec 21, 2013 1:28:30 GMT -5
He wants to get to Paige before Punk does.
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Post by Bear Skin Rug on Dec 21, 2013 1:43:30 GMT -5
Aww man. This is cool and all, but his exit was perfect.
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Post by MGH on Dec 21, 2013 1:44:45 GMT -5
Gives me a good excuse to watch his promo against Cena from before Mania 26. KIDS AND FAT CHICKS.
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Post by JCBaggee on Dec 21, 2013 1:48:17 GMT -5
I think we know what Dave needs when he gets back. ![](http://www.pwmania.com/artman/wp-content/gallery/new-look-batista/002.jpg)
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Post by Urfarkendarf on Dec 21, 2013 2:23:50 GMT -5
lol ![](http://www.ringsidecollectibles.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/mmisc_182_moc.jpg)
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Dec 21, 2013 2:30:59 GMT -5
lol ![](http://www.ringsidecollectibles.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/mmisc_182_moc.jpg) I always wanted a Billy Mayes vs Dolph Lundgren action figure set.
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Post by Germansuplex on Dec 21, 2013 2:43:53 GMT -5
Please let him stay away from WWE if he intends to return as a face. Facetista was horrible and single-handedly ruined the product for me.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Dec 21, 2013 3:15:19 GMT -5
lol ![](http://www.ringsidecollectibles.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/mmisc_182_moc.jpg) I always wanted a Billy Mayes vs Dolph Lundgren action figure set. I was thinking Macklemore for Brock
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Post by Chip on Dec 21, 2013 3:35:09 GMT -5
lol ![](http://www.ringsidecollectibles.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/mmisc_182_moc.jpg) ....... Why is Lesnar not in his MMA gear? That seems... unusual.
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Post by 543Y2J on Dec 21, 2013 3:37:40 GMT -5
I kinda wish this news didn't breek now, it's nice to build up anticipation for a return by the surprise oh my god what the f*** is happening feeling is better. If they wee able to keep Cenas Rumble return secret years back this should have been as well. But on a positive note I am really excited for Mania season this year, and this just enhances that.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2013 3:44:32 GMT -5
Please let him stay away from WWE if he intends to return as a face. Facetista was horrible and single-handedly ruined the product for me. Yeah I wasn't really watching during his ascent, but the bit I did tune in around 2005 I thought Batista was so lame, like a wannabe Rock with none of the coolness.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2013 3:51:15 GMT -5
I'm down only if it's pink popped collar Batista
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Post by Rican on Dec 21, 2013 4:39:45 GMT -5
I hope he comes back as HHH's new hand picked champion due to Orton's ego getting too big for HHH to check. It's true about Batista being a huge draw for WWE, I'd consider him Macho Man to Cena's Hulk Hogan. Granted, he's obviously no technical machine, but when motivated with a good story, he's entertaining (hence why we all still talk about douchetista) The Authority's new guy is exactly the role I want him back in. After Bryan wins the title and beats Orton for good, triple h admitting he was wrong about Orton but found someone else who would get the job done.
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Post by Urfarkendarf on Dec 21, 2013 5:11:23 GMT -5
lol ![](http://www.ringsidecollectibles.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/mmisc_182_moc.jpg) ....... Why is Lesnar not in his MMA gear? That seems... unusual. I think its supposed to be a "throwback" figure. The picture of Brock on the box looks like earlier Brock aside from peni...errr sword tattooed on his chest which isnt on the figure, whereas Batista has all his tats.
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Post by Nic Nemeth on Dec 21, 2013 5:35:57 GMT -5
Ohhh.. I think I know who he's coming back for. ![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTuyNP5CEAAF0Ev.jpg) *Batista sees Big Show and Rey Mysterio together after a tag team match* Batista: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND! *attacks Rey*
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Post by nate5054 on Dec 21, 2013 5:41:24 GMT -5
I really have no interest in Batista's return aside from seeing Punk rip him to shreds on the mic and tell him that the highlight of his career was becoming a running gag/meme on the Internet. I couldn't disagree more. The highlight of his career was being the greatest douchebag heel of all time.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 21, 2013 6:45:20 GMT -5
I could see Daniel Bryan vs. Batista as a real match-up. Or, if they decide to go that route, Big E Langston vs. Batista. Considering the horrible time Batista had last time I doubt he wants to wrestle Bryan again; {Spoiler}{Spoiler} ![](http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/video/thumb/2012/03/20100503_raw_batista_bryan.jpg) They should totally have that come up. Have them say he was happy doing MMA, but Triple H simply offered more for him to act as a ringer against Bryan, seeing as Orton wasn't doing the job. Then have Flair come back in as a consultant, then Bryan's standing in the ring cutting a promo when we hear "EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY! FULL OF CHANGE THAT NO-ONE SEES!"
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Post by Bo Rida on Dec 21, 2013 6:50:44 GMT -5
Batista is also on the late night content warning before Raw in the UK.
The evidence is growing.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2013 6:51:44 GMT -5
Holy crap that would be awesome! I'd take Batista's return over SCSA's return in a heartbeat.
"Vintage Batista!"
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