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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jun 20, 2020 11:07:02 GMT -5
What kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jun 20, 2020 14:45:02 GMT -5
Hey.
You wanna know how you organize an outer space themed party, something involving science fiction and whatnot?
You planet.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2020 19:20:52 GMT -5
You know why 7 ate 9?
Because he was told to have 3^2 meals.
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Post by Spider2024 on Jul 18, 2020 10:37:14 GMT -5
The cast of Mr. Robot recreating The Last Supper: Also the Incredible Hulk was there.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jul 19, 2020 12:55:16 GMT -5
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi
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Post by Perd on Jul 24, 2020 14:48:21 GMT -5
Did you hear about the unnoticed limestone?
It was taken for granite.
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Post by ERON on Jul 24, 2020 21:46:45 GMT -5
When Keith Moon arrived at the pearly gates, he was greeted by Jimi Hendrix who said, "Hey, Keith! Glad you're here. My band's been looking for a drummer."
Keith asked, "Who's in the band?"
Jimi replied, "Well, there's Brian Jones and myself on guitar, Jim Morrison and Janis Joplin on vocals, and Roger Waters on bass."
Keith was puzzled and said, "I thought Roger Waters was still alive."
Jimi looked around and then whispered, "Actually, it's God. He just thinks he's Roger Waters."
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jul 25, 2020 17:40:44 GMT -5
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke? He won the no bell prize
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Post by Perd on Aug 7, 2020 12:47:41 GMT -5
I have a bum leg. Where the rest of him is, I have no idea.
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Post by Spider2024 on Aug 7, 2020 12:55:24 GMT -5
"I'm gonna go out to buy a new VCR. Which car should I take?" "Uh, to buy a VCR? Let's just say you'd need to drive a DeLorean."
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Post by Main Event Mark on Aug 7, 2020 18:49:08 GMT -5
A truck carrying Worcestershire sauce crashes.
Dispatcher: "What's the situation?"
Deputy: "It's hard to say."
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Oct 13, 2020 22:40:03 GMT -5
I kept singing woderwall over and over My family asked if I would stop I said maybe
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Post by Sam Punk on Oct 14, 2020 0:52:04 GMT -5
Q: What does a fish do? A: Nada.
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Post by ERON on Oct 16, 2020 7:44:59 GMT -5
Why should you never hand Elsa a balloon?
She'll let it go.
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Post by Main Event Mark on Oct 24, 2020 11:51:40 GMT -5
I can't believe someone broke into our garage and stole the limbo stick.
Seriously, how low can you go?
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Post by Perd on Oct 24, 2020 12:36:42 GMT -5
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
A guy walks into a zoo, the only animal there is a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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Post by Main Event Mark on Nov 15, 2020 7:23:11 GMT -5
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other day... I should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
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Post by bibboid on Feb 5, 2021 13:41:10 GMT -5
I’ve decided to start investing in stocks, mostly beef, chicken, and vegetable.
I’m going to be a bouillonaire.
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Post by Spider2024 on Feb 5, 2021 13:56:53 GMT -5
I have an artistic friend who once worked at the mint. She was fired because no one could make heads or tails of her drawings. ...Never drew a dime.
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Post by Spider2024 on Feb 11, 2021 20:51:41 GMT -5
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