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King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Aug 2, 2019 23:56:42 GMT -5
Why doesn't he just fly away?
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Post by arrogantmodel on Aug 3, 2019 1:39:50 GMT -5
Why doesn't he just fly away? To Gotham City. So Batman can whoop his ass. |
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Post by Mrs. Potato Dick on Aug 3, 2019 10:42:03 GMT -5
Ugh, good song on a good Shaft soundtrack. I really only liked Bad Man and the Ignition Remix. I always thought I Believe I can Fly was corny as hell, even as a kid. I saw on CNN this morning that he's having a hard time in jail because he can't read. I was like, "Wow, how did this guy get as far as he did?" If he's dyslexic or something, ok...but if it's just because he was like, "f*** school!" then this guy is just off the charts. Apparently it is because he has really severe dyslexia. "Yeah, your honor...I have severe dyslexia. We met in the chatroom and I thought she was 41..." |
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Ringmaster
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Ringmaster on Aug 4, 2019 13:44:33 GMT -5
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Aug 4, 2019 16:37:41 GMT -5
"Groupie remorse" No shit, he done filled their heads with lies and bullshit. I mean he has two girlfriends right now that still live where he is was at |
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Post by thechase on Aug 6, 2019 6:45:27 GMT -5
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Kyn
Don Corleone
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Post by Kyn on Aug 6, 2019 8:08:16 GMT -5
"Groupie remorse" No shit, he done filled their heads with lies and bullshit. I mean he has two girlfriends right now that still live where he is was at And who want a reality show about their amazing lives. Madness. |
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Aug 6, 2019 9:13:38 GMT -5
Why doesn't he just fly away? I was talking to a coworker who attended one of the hearings (I work in the same courthouse) and on the subject of traveling (presumably related to bond setting) apparently his lawyer made a comment like "Though my client's hit song was I Believe I Can Fly, he prefers not to do so." Like...dude...not the time for jokes. |
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 6, 2019 11:15:32 GMT -5
Why doesn't he just fly away? I was talking to a coworker who attended one of the hearings (I work in the same courthouse) and on the subject of traveling (presumably related to bond setting) apparently his lawyer made a comment like "Though my client's hit song was I Believe I Can Fly, he prefers not to do so." Like...dude...not the time for jokes. He believed he could fly He got caught by the FBI |
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Aug 6, 2019 11:20:51 GMT -5
I was talking to a coworker who attended one of the hearings (I work in the same courthouse) and on the subject of traveling (presumably related to bond setting) apparently his lawyer made a comment like "Though my client's hit song was I Believe I Can Fly, he prefers not to do so." Like...dude...not the time for jokes. He believed he could fly He got caught by the FBI He'll be in prison every night and day |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2019 11:25:38 GMT -5
He believed he could fly He got caught by the FBI He'll be in prison every night and day He hopes the shanking gangsters stay away |
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Kyn
Don Corleone
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Post by Kyn on Aug 6, 2019 20:43:27 GMT -5
He'll be in prison every night and day He hopes the shanking gangsters stay away If they don't, he'll be sore |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2019 22:33:50 GMT -5
Not to defend R.Kelly but I can actually show all sorts of research and studies that show that putting people in the SHU is basically mental torture and does no good for anyone. Eh, f*** that dude. |
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Ringmaster
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Ringmaster on Aug 20, 2019 11:31:43 GMT -5
He hopes the shanking gangsters stay away If they don't, he'll be sore Hear the clang of the prison dooooor |
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Aug 20, 2019 11:40:56 GMT -5
Did he say pretty please? With a cherry on top? I just. Tell him he has to take swift kick in the dick 300 times before the judge even thinks about it why not 3,000 or 30,000 or 300,000 or 3,000,000 times instead of 300? |
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Aug 20, 2019 14:00:14 GMT -5
Tell him he has to take swift kick in the dick 300 times before the judge even thinks about it why not 3,000 or 30,000 or 300,000 or 3,000,000 times instead of 300? Think of the guards who'll have to do it, even in shifts you don't want anyone injuring themselves over this. |
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Post by dirtyoldman on Aug 20, 2019 14:07:47 GMT -5
You could create a machine?
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 20, 2019 19:18:32 GMT -5
If they don't, he'll be sore Hear the clang of the prison dooooor He believed he could flyyyy Listening to him try to explain why Just makes you want to cry |
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Post by Pure Fusion Jesse Walsh on Aug 20, 2019 19:42:59 GMT -5
*walks into thread 21 pages in*
You mean to tell me there's such a thing as a crisis manager?
You mean to tell me R. Kelly actually needed to hire one?!?
You mean to tell me R. Kelly's crisis is so bad that the crisis manager decided to walk out in the midst of said crisis?!?!?!?
Yikes.
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Aug 20, 2019 20:29:22 GMT -5
*walks into thread 21 pages in* You mean to tell me there's such a thing as a crisis manager? You mean to tell me R. Kelly actually needed to hire one?!? You mean to tell me R. Kelly's crisis is so bad that the crisis manager decided to walk out in the midst of said crisis?!?!?!? Yikes. That's the bananas part to me, man. How deep in the dumbass hole do you have to be where your crisis manager, the guy who's job, explicitly, is to manage your crisis, throws up his hands and says "Welp, I'm tapped!"? |
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