Bo Rida
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Post by Bo Rida on Oct 3, 2021 16:48:45 GMT -5
Man, that's a whole lotta words to basically say... nothing. "He might be going there, maybe not, maybe he is! Maybe he's going over there! Who knows? I guess we'll have to wait and see." That's wrestling "journalism" as a whole. Keep it vague so you're never wrong, and if you DO get caught being wrong, just say "Plans changed" and pretend you were right anyway. They're lying to you man. A lot of vague words to basically say nothing is also a typical Bray Wyatt promo.
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Post by noobeast on Oct 3, 2021 16:53:26 GMT -5
That's wrestling "journalism" as a whole. Keep it vague so you're never wrong, and if you DO get caught being wrong, just say "Plans changed" and pretend you were right anyway. They're lying to you man. A lot of vague words to basically say nothing is also a typical Bray Wyatt promo. Hahaha fair! Maybe there is a connection here I missed!
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XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by XIII on Oct 3, 2021 17:09:11 GMT -5
Wherever he turns up it’s as a boat captain or GTFO
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2021 17:24:52 GMT -5
If Bray wants to lean more into doing outlandish supernatural things he is better off in Impact , I mean it likely wont look good but atleast it will make some sort of sense in that company.
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Post by Chris Legentil -- Mind Freak on Oct 3, 2021 17:29:13 GMT -5
If Bray wants to lean more into doing outlandish supernatural things he is better off in Impact , I mean it likely wont look good but atleast it will make some sort of sense in that company. I hate that it's not 2004 cause Jeff Jarrett vs. The Fiend would be the most hilarious irritating match ever. Literal demon clown murderer down for the count after a guitar shot.
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Post by noobeast on Oct 3, 2021 17:40:52 GMT -5
Yeah can we not lol Let's talk about where Bray could go and not "I hate the Observer and I will argue why for 12 pages" part 10924i1850492385092485092458029 His father must have left one night for a pack of smokes and a copy of the Observer and never came back, Wow man. People act like I'm a bad person for not liking a guy who writes about wrestling, and this is how they show it. Real neat people around here. Good thing I'm not sensitive about the lack of relationship between me and my dad.
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Chiral
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Post by Chiral on Oct 3, 2021 17:46:07 GMT -5
If Bray wants to lean more into doing outlandish supernatural things he is better off in Impact , I mean it likely wont look good but atleast it will make some sort of sense in that company. I hate that it's not 2004 cause Jeff Jarrett vs. The Fiend would be the most hilarious irritating match ever. Literal demon clown murderer down for the count after a guitar shot. Then afterwards when the Fiend (misspelled 60% of the time as The Feind by TNA graphics) joins Jarrett's latest big heel faction, he gets into a "thumbtack barbed wire glass match" best of 800 series with Abyss. OH MY GOD IMAGINE A FEUD OF THE FIEND VS SUICIDE LOL
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Post by Chris Legentil -- Mind Freak on Oct 3, 2021 17:57:37 GMT -5
I hate that it's not 2004 cause Jeff Jarrett vs. The Fiend would be the most hilarious irritating match ever. Literal demon clown murderer down for the count after a guitar shot. Then afterwards when the Fiend (misspelled 60% of the time as The Feind by TNA graphics) joins Jarrett's latest big heel faction, he gets into a "thumbtack barbed wire glass match" best of 800 series with Abyss. OH MY GOD IMAGINE A FEUD OF THE FIEND VS SUICIDE LOL Getting preemptively angry as an Abyss fan back then cause I know that Abyss would put him over so f***ing hard that he'd look like the dumbest dude on Earth. Abyss was like opposite Triple H he bumped like a pinball for Shannon Moore.
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El Pollo Guerrera
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His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Oct 3, 2021 18:40:31 GMT -5
He'll turn up in Impact in the clown gear but behave like a super-happy face...
Just so we can hear the following:
"WHAT'S THE FRIEND DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?"
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Post by noobeast on Oct 3, 2021 19:01:01 GMT -5
He'll turn up in Impact in the clown gear but behave like a super-happy face... Just so we can hear the following: "WHAT'S THE FRIEND DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?" "Welcome to the Lightning Bug Home of Joy! Meet all my new pals! We got Babblin' Bunny, Sally the Sorceress, Hefty the Hog, Leniency the Vulture, and of course that mean old devil, The Supervisor!"
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Oct 3, 2021 19:14:55 GMT -5
Then afterwards when the Fiend (misspelled 60% of the time as The Feind by TNA graphics) joins Jarrett's latest big heel faction, he gets into a "thumbtack barbed wire glass match" best of 800 series with Abyss. OH MY GOD IMAGINE A FEUD OF THE FIEND VS SUICIDE LOL Getting preemptively angry as an Abyss fan back then cause I know that Abyss would put him over so f***ing hard that he'd look like the dumbest dude on Earth. Abyss was like opposite Triple H he bumped like a pinball for Shannon Moore. Okay but the terrible camera cut into flaming dummy shot of a mannequin dressed like Abyss burning alive while like James Mitchell laughed holding up a stuffed Fiend doll and yelling about the contract the Fiend just signed giving him half of his merchandise money, followed by a shot of the booth with Mike Tenay immediately going into a lead-in to the Kevin Nash Dick Pill Invitational would have been the most peak Abyss moment of the era.
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Post by Chris Legentil -- Mind Freak on Oct 3, 2021 19:20:30 GMT -5
Getting preemptively angry as an Abyss fan back then cause I know that Abyss would put him over so f***ing hard that he'd look like the dumbest dude on Earth. Abyss was like opposite Triple H he bumped like a pinball for Shannon Moore. Okay but the terrible camera cut into flaming dummy shot of a mannequin dressed like Abyss burning alive while like James Mitchell laughed holding up a stuffed Fiend doll and yelling about the contract the Fiend just signed giving him half of his merchandise money, followed by a shot of the booth with Mike Tenay immediately going into a lead-in to the Kevin Nash Dick Pill Invitational would have been the most peak Abyss moment of the era. Abyss taking a Sister Abigail on to thumbtacks and traumatizing everyone looking at his face while The Fiend can't go for the pin right away cause there's tacks in his arm and he's flapping his shit around like he left his buns in the oven.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Oct 3, 2021 19:24:16 GMT -5
Okay but the terrible camera cut into flaming dummy shot of a mannequin dressed like Abyss burning alive while like James Mitchell laughed holding up a stuffed Fiend doll and yelling about the contract the Fiend just signed giving him half of his merchandise money, followed by a shot of the booth with Mike Tenay immediately going into a lead-in to the Kevin Nash Dick Pill Invitational would have been the most peak Abyss moment of the era. Abyss taking a Sister Abigail on to thumbtacks and traumatizing everyone looking at his face while The Fiend can't go for the pin right away cause there's tacks in his arm and he's flapping his shit around like he left his buns in the oven. Funhouse Bray talking to Joseph Park. That's the whole post.
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Post by Chris Legentil -- Mind Freak on Oct 3, 2021 19:32:13 GMT -5
Abyss taking a Sister Abigail on to thumbtacks and traumatizing everyone looking at his face while The Fiend can't go for the pin right away cause there's tacks in his arm and he's flapping his shit around like he left his buns in the oven. Funhouse Bray talking to Joseph Park. That's the whole post. Joseph Park was a GOAT and I miss him god dammit. Also I really wish I could find Abyss' Wrestle Kingdom match with Manabu Nakanishi, cause Abyss takes a bulldog on to tacks and finds out in realtime that Japanese thumbtacks are a lot better at staying in place. Oh god he sure finds out.
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Chiral
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Post by Chiral on Oct 3, 2021 19:40:14 GMT -5
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Post by Chris Legentil -- Mind Freak on Oct 3, 2021 19:42:59 GMT -5
Unironically one of the all time best episodes of Impact. Absolute adventure from start to finish.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Oct 3, 2021 19:44:41 GMT -5
Funhouse Bray talking to Joseph Park. That's the whole post. Joseph Park was a GOAT and I miss him god dammit. Also I really wish I could find Abyss' Wrestle Kingdom match with Manabu Nakanishi, cause Abyss takes a bulldog on to tacks and finds out in realtime that Japanese thumbtacks are a lot better at staying in place. Oh god he sure finds out. I can't believe Abyss could have been a deathmatch legend instead of "what if someone made a slasher movie about a Motorhead roadie" if he'd just taken all his thumbtack bumps in Japan instead
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Post by MrElijah on Oct 3, 2021 19:49:57 GMT -5
If Bray wants to lean more into doing outlandish supernatural things he is better off in Impact , I mean it likely wont look good but atleast it will make some sort of sense in that company. I hate that it's not 2004 cause Jeff Jarrett vs. The Fiend would be the most hilarious irritating match ever. Literal demon clown murderer down for the count after a guitar shot. God Dammit, this is a what if and it's pissing me off. Because that would f***ing happen. Stupid ass Planet Jarrett. But at least Monty Brown abd/or Scott Steiner would cut a bell of a promo onto the Fiend.
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Post by Chiral on Oct 3, 2021 19:54:41 GMT -5
Unironically one of the all time best episodes of Impact. Absolute adventure from start to finish. I had to hunt down the video cuz it's only on TNA's FB page right now cuz this was one of the most hilarious staging things I've seen in wrestling, there's literally no reason Angle and Borash have to be on top of the board room table but they are and it's AMAZING (screens are blurry because the Impact cameras are always shaking about) I wish I could gif Kurt going up to a guy and saying he's gonna count then for no reason clenching his wedgied ass cheeks each count but I'll spare everyone by not screenshotting that
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Oct 3, 2021 20:25:54 GMT -5
Page 1: TNA will be a more creatively fulfilling place for this man to go Page 2:
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