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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Feb 15, 2022 18:19:31 GMT -5
"People of Punxsutawney, Phil Connors is not my real name I got told to change it, but I'm not standing for it anymore, now I'm going to go by my real name - Phil Magroin!"
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Feb 15, 2022 18:29:44 GMT -5
Too many favorites to mention, but I keep picturing a version of Toy Story 3 where Andy's toys become more and more traumatized as they witness him doing more, ahem, adult activities over the years. The rest of the movie is spent with the toys in a therapist's office, inexplicably getting counseling from Stevie Richards.
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Post by Limity (BLM) on Feb 15, 2022 18:41:45 GMT -5
Hell I wouldn't even be mad, I'd be impressed.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Feb 15, 2022 19:27:07 GMT -5
“I’m telling you, when this Weaver broad joins forces with the alien and fuses into a hot sexy Ripley-morph and gobbles up that Newt brat, the audience is gonna go insane, bro! We’re printing moolah!”
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 16, 2022 10:30:58 GMT -5
Titanic: Jack and Rose are walking on the deck...
Jack: "You mean the whole boat sinks? And I freeze to death?" Rose: "That's the finish they gave us!"
Also, instead of the band playing as the ship sinks, sexy lesbians in bikinis make out and grope each other.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Feb 16, 2022 11:01:18 GMT -5
I was about to Russo-ize the original "Suspiria", but realized that it sounds a lot like the plot of the 2018 remake... Suzy turns out to be an all-powerful witch that takes control of the coven during a ritual powered by naked women dancing.
And I liked the remake.
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Post by wildojinx on Feb 16, 2022 11:18:05 GMT -5
Wheelie reveals himself to be a Decepticon all along.
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Post by CMWaters on Feb 16, 2022 11:19:24 GMT -5
Wheelie reveals himself to be a Decepticon all along. Wait...he wasn't? I mean, we never did see him in the movie fight a Decepticon. In fact, we first see him attack an Autobot in Grimlock.
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Post by wildojinx on Feb 16, 2022 11:24:51 GMT -5
Wheelie reveals himself to be a Decepticon all along. Wait...he wasn't? I mean, we never did see him in the movie fight a Decepticon. In fact, we first see him attack an Autobot in Grimlock. Maybe THATS how Huffer was killed.
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Magnus the Magnificent
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didn't want one.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Feb 16, 2022 13:21:49 GMT -5
Kyle Reese turns heel and throws Sarah Connor in the crusher too, after he faked being blown up.
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Post by James Fabiano on Jun 11, 2023 14:44:39 GMT -5
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Post by fw91 on Jun 11, 2023 18:35:47 GMT -5
Willam was able to see the sailboat the whole time. In fact he was the artist. He just wanted attention.
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Post by XIII on Jun 11, 2023 18:48:15 GMT -5
Indiana Jones drinks from the Holy Grail when Director Vince Russo walks on screen and calls Sean Connery a bald son of a bitch. Indy then joins the Nazis for some reason.
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Post by ppl591 on Jun 11, 2023 18:50:48 GMT -5
Michael myers and Laurie Strode are brother and sister. Oh wait...
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Post by Glitch on Jun 11, 2023 22:13:34 GMT -5
He redoes The Empire Strikes Back. So it becomes The last Jedi.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 11, 2023 22:26:15 GMT -5
Russo - "Yo how bout Elliot vs Keys, with ET on a pole?"
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Post by thechase on Jun 12, 2023 2:10:13 GMT -5
He redoes The Empire Strikes Back. So it becomes The last Jedi. Luke and Leia continue their romance well into Return of the Jedi. Leia still tells Han Luke is her brother
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Post by Sephiroth on Jun 12, 2023 7:10:21 GMT -5
The pharaoh really was Moses’ father and Ramses was the adopted one all along bro! And Nefertiti was actually Moses’ sister so they were having an incestuous love triangle! It’ll all get settled ejth a ten commandments on a pole match bro!
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Post by Push R Truth on Jun 12, 2023 7:19:35 GMT -5
He redoes The Empire Strikes Back. So it becomes The last Jedi. Luke and Leia continue their romance well into Return of the Jedi. Leia still tells Han Luke is her brother See, that's why Kylo Ren is so messed up bro. He's Luke and Leia's sexy incest love child.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2023 9:15:50 GMT -5
Spielberg leaves his director's chair in the middle of the Fabelmans: Is this your deal, Russo? That's why the film industry is in the damn shape it's in, because of bullshit like this!
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