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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 13, 2022 14:47:04 GMT -5
Cat's Eye would end with the cat saving Drew Barrymore from that goblin...only the last scene instead is the cat sucking her breath out when she sleeps instead, because SWERVE, BRO!
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Post by Cyno on Feb 13, 2022 15:00:39 GMT -5
Lightsaber on a pole match between Luke and Vader.
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Spider2024
Patti Mayonnaise
Dedicated 6,666th post to Irontyger
I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Feb 13, 2022 15:26:19 GMT -5
"GIMME BACK MY SON!" "You want him back, bro? Bring a ladder."
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Post by Zombie Mod on Feb 13, 2022 15:26:28 GMT -5
I dont have just one favourite film but here's some of them:
Elwood sells out Jake to the cops so he can get away at the end and avoid jail.
Dr. Grant drags Hammond out of the jeep, beats him down and they all get eaten by dinosaurs.
Billy throws Gizmo into the water fountain so he can have more mogwai for an army to take over the town.
Obi wan's force ghost force chokes both Luke & Vader just before Vader attempts to throw the Emperor over the railing revealing he's turned to the darkside.
Nada doesn't shoot the transmitter, he turns to the camera and begins to rant about he sold in despite shooting every one on the aliens team in his way for the last 20 minutes.
Dr. Henry Jones sr, steals the grail after being brought back from the brink of death, and hands it to the first nazi soldier he finds.
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Post by thechase on Feb 13, 2022 15:55:38 GMT -5
George McFly is about to punch out Biff but turns on Lorraine and knocks her out instead
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
Posts: 28,016
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Post by chazraps on Feb 13, 2022 16:02:35 GMT -5
The Kid takes the stage at First Avenue in front of The Time and reveals himself to be Michael Jackson (played by Jermaine Jackson).
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Feb 13, 2022 16:13:57 GMT -5
"This isn't Rick talking to Isla, this is Humphrey Bogart talking to Ingrid Bergman!"
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Feb 13, 2022 16:14:35 GMT -5
The reveal in Hot Fuzz about whose been killing people and why DOES feel like something Russo would come up with, except actually executed competently.
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Feb 13, 2022 16:43:20 GMT -5
The MacManus Brothers kill Il Duce, and Smecker and team up with Papa Joe to rule Boston.
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Post by karl100589 on Feb 13, 2022 17:05:27 GMT -5
Lester Burnham faked his own death to get back at his wife. The next door neighbour was in on the plan.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Feb 13, 2022 17:16:31 GMT -5
“So you got Joker and Two Face but no Harley? I know this chick from Yonkers bro, boobahs out to here! Put some makeup on ‘er, we’re good to go!”
“Bro, no one cares about this dumb mouse mom and her trying to move this stupid block! No one knows what a frickin’ “NIMH” is! You got some decent violence here, can this Justin guy turn on the other mice and tram with this Jenner rat?”
“I got it! Sonny survives and comes back all bloody and plugs Michael and takes his spot! Genius, bro!”
“Yo, why is this raccoon kid crying over a frickin’ twig? Who wrote this crap? Let’s get this green chick in a cage! Quill, here’s the scene where you hook up with Collector!”
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 13, 2022 17:32:25 GMT -5
"Smile you son of a bitch"
*Russo appears on screen*
"Yo bro, that shark is just fake"
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 13, 2022 17:36:52 GMT -5
I just re-watched Face/Off for the first time in years and I'm actually sure Russo wrote that one.
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
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Post by CMWaters on Feb 13, 2022 17:39:13 GMT -5
Buttercup is revealed to have slept with the Six Fingered Man.
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Feb 13, 2022 17:46:11 GMT -5
That son of a bitch Quint was working along with the Shark all along!
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Post by peaches1 on Feb 13, 2022 20:25:54 GMT -5
The pie fight climax is kept in.
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Feb 13, 2022 22:20:14 GMT -5
Jackass ends with a Japanese Man choppy choppy Chris Pontius' pee pee with a katana.
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cosmo
Unicron
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Post by cosmo on Feb 13, 2022 22:23:58 GMT -5
Jackass ends with a Japanese Man choppy choppy Chris Pontius' pee pee with a katana.
Judging by some of the stunts in the new movie, I can almost see that actually happening in Jackass 5.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Feb 13, 2022 22:53:28 GMT -5
Buttercup is revealed to have slept with the Six Fingered Man. And Fezzik attacks Inigo Montoya and joins with the Six Fingered Man and Prince Humperdinck. Movie ends with a match announced next week: Dread Pirate Roberts mask on a pole match.
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ayumidah
Wade Wilson
Don't bother pretending I seem fine, I like that I'm a mess
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Post by ayumidah on Feb 14, 2022 3:20:49 GMT -5
I Love You Man would end with Sydney interrupting the wedding just to tell Peter he hates him and run off with Zooey
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