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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jun 12, 2023 9:39:22 GMT -5
Ruby Rhod hits Corben Wallace with a steel chair just as he's about toa ctivate the last stone and reveals that he was working with the Great Evil all along. However, the great Evil then turns on Rhod and decides to give up on its plans for some reason, instead opting to challenge Wallace to a Five Elements On A Pole match.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 12, 2023 9:39:39 GMT -5
Newt was working with the Alien Queen this entire time!
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jun 12, 2023 10:51:09 GMT -5
Lady Clarisse would actually betray Lupin, and end up with the Count of Cagliostro.
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XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by XIII on Jun 12, 2023 10:58:29 GMT -5
Huh, turns out that James Bond was the real head of Spectre.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2023 11:00:15 GMT -5
Can you even Russo-ize Christopher Nolan movies?
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Post by KingPooper on Jun 12, 2023 11:12:38 GMT -5
I was going to make a joke about Fight Club but realized if you said Fight Club 2 (or the even worse Fight Club 3) was written by Russo I would have believed it.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jun 12, 2023 11:24:11 GMT -5
Jack shoves Rose off the Titanic during the "I'm flying, Jack!" scene. Jack then turns around and sees Cal. They start passionately kissing. Then when the shit hits the iceberg later, Cal summons a Helicopter and he, Jack and Fabrizo (who is how working for Cal as his butler) fly off to safety cackling as the ship sinks and the passengers drown.
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tirtefaa
Unicron
If you wanna know the truth, you gotta dig up Johnny Booth.
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Post by tirtefaa on Jun 12, 2023 11:40:22 GMT -5
Christopher Lloyd: "I want everyone to take a long look at this garbage that I'm in. I left the Back to the Future franchise for gimmicks like this. A lot of you know that I was Doc Brown, and Doc Brown sucked! Doc Brown nearly ruined my acting career. I joined the Addams Family movie because I wanted to be me, just me. But the powers that be came to me and said "Christopher...Christopher sucks. Christopher is boring." So here I now stand before you...and they've dressed me up like Uncle Fester...to play trick or treat all year long. Uh uh. Powers that be, you can take Doc Brown and shove it *audio dropped* you can take this silly looking thing and shove *audio dropped* oh and my name is Uncle Fester. And you both can kiss *audio dropped*. Now last week, I got a call from my cousin, Cousin It. It seems like he's no longer with this production. After 27 years of building all this up, they kicked him to the curb like he was a piece of *audio dropped*. Powers that be, that doesn't cut the mustard and now you have to deal with me, because you've disrespected my cousin, you've disrespected the Lloyd name, and you disrespected me for the last time. So from this moment forward until the end of your lives, I'm going to make your life a *audio dropped*, I'm going to make The Addams Family a miserable *audio dropped* and Paramount too. So boys, I know you're back there staring your little fat faces in the monitor looking at me, you know one thing...for now and forever, you will never ever forget the name Christopher Lloyd."
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Jun 12, 2023 12:07:59 GMT -5
Optimus Prime, the hero that people associate with the franchise more than any other character, actually gets killed off early in the movie! No one will see it coming bro!
Hey wait a minute…
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Post by thechase on Jun 12, 2023 12:28:41 GMT -5
Optimus Prime is a dick to humans
...Oh.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Jun 12, 2023 12:53:24 GMT -5
Seven: It’s Hollywood Hogan’s head in the box.
Moonstruck: Loretta shoots down Ronny at the end and just sticks with Johnny instead.
Spider Verse 1: Nah, let’s have Prowler fake his death! Him and Kingpin, it’s the ultimate swerve!
The Night Slasher kills off Cobra. *Heat*, bro!
Zootopia: Nick just sells out to Bellwether at the end.
All That Jazz: Joe Gideon doesn’t die and switches to the punk new wave moment over showtunes.
New Jack City: Nino just walks out, roll credits! They’ll never expect it, brah!
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Post by Mike Strike on Jun 12, 2023 13:04:54 GMT -5
Darth Vader reveals that he was Luke's father all along.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Jun 12, 2023 13:33:05 GMT -5
Martin Vail and Aaron Stampler killed the archbishop together, bro. Swerve!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2023 13:33:59 GMT -5
Heat
Vincent Hanna (Al Pacino) turns heel during the robbery scene shoots up the cops and then gives Neil McCauley (Robert De Niro) a hug. Morgan Freeman narrates out of nowhere saying "This is so big that even Vince McMahon himself couldn't stop it from happening"
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Jun 12, 2023 14:45:34 GMT -5
Luke and Leia continue their romance well into Return of the Jedi. Leia still tells Han Luke is her brother See, that's why Kylo Ren is so messed up bro. He's Luke and Leia's sexy incest love child. "WHAT DIDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT LUKE AND LEIA'S INCEST, BRO?!!?" Well, bro, I write a thinking man's sci-fi movie. Luke Skywalker was not going to get over as just a RASSL, er, SCI-FI HERO, bro. And bro, who wants to see a bunch of teddy bears bringing down the Empire, bro? Hence why Luke Loves Leia was born, bro. Don’t tell me you ACTUALLY THOUGHT they were SIBLINGS WITH BENEFITS! This was all a PLOY. They wanted you to BELIEVE there was a “taboo” relationship going on, so they could use this to their advantage to gain the upper hand at the right place at the right time against the Empire!!! YES—just like GOLDUST PLAYED on the Homophobic Fear of others—another brilliant characteristic that some wrestling fans STILL DON’T GET. Instead, these Star Wars fans, bro, they wondered WHAT THE HELL this NEW YAWKER was writing! Well now, bro, I'm not going to tell you how it would have played out!
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Jun 12, 2023 15:33:00 GMT -5
There's something else Zootopia that I'm sure Russo would want to bring to life, but we don't talk about THAT.
If you didn't open the link I posted that restarted this, Mr. Miyagi turns heel and joins Cobra Kai.
Mary doesn't end up with Ted, nor Pat, nor Brett Favre. She has a relationship with MAGDA. (Yes, that movie could be MORE Russo...)
The Blank was really Dick Tracy all along.
The Shredder was Hamato Yoshi all along.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 12, 2023 16:32:41 GMT -5
"Indiana Jones was a name given to me to try and make me look stupid! From now on, I want to be know by my real name, Craven Buttsecks. Dr. Buttsecks for short..."
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Jun 13, 2023 7:32:22 GMT -5
Rock and Rule has Russo written all over it, minus the bad guy actually losing at the end
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Post by Joker on Jun 13, 2023 7:53:05 GMT -5
It was me all along MacReady! The Thing somehow appears as the Norwegian who got shot at the start.
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Post by WoodStoner1 on Jun 13, 2023 8:54:35 GMT -5
Rock and Rule has Russo written all over it, minus the bad guy actually losing at the end SWERVE! Angel willingly goes with Mok and ends up singing the invocation again instead of Send Love Through. The demon eats everyone while they have a live sex celebration. The end.
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