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Post by crashmatsbazz on Feb 14, 2022 6:16:53 GMT -5
Elwood smacks Jake on the back with a chair the moment the army/cops get there guns on them revealing he was a policeman the whole time.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 14, 2022 6:58:23 GMT -5
Four Americans would fight an evil foreigner on the roof until saved when, swerve, their father figure, thought to be dead, appears at the last minute to save-
Wait, hold on...
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
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Post by H-Virus on Feb 14, 2022 10:03:14 GMT -5
This feels like a trick question because if Russo wrote it, it probably wouldn’t be my favorite.
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Post by Celexa Bliss 54 on Feb 14, 2022 10:04:12 GMT -5
Steve and Tony reveal they were working together the entire time in an effort to make Bucky miserable before they kicked his ass and arrested him.
And Natasha and Wanda walk around in bikinis the whole time. And Rhodey dies. And Giant-Man is Scott's default form for the entire movie. And Peter has to unmask at the start of the battle because nobody cares about flippy masked guys, bro.
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Fundertaker
El Dandy
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on Feb 14, 2022 10:17:17 GMT -5
"I know now why you cry..."
*T-800 heel turns on humanity by throwing John Connor and his mother into the furnace*
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Post by bibboid on Feb 14, 2022 15:47:57 GMT -5
King Arthur and Sir Bedevere track the Grail to the castle where the French taunt them mercilessly. Arthur gathers his army and prepares to attack when….
….Sir Bedevere lays him out with a chair shot and waves to the castle for help. The Knights who say “Ni” rush out and give him a royal beatdown.
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Feb 14, 2022 16:32:52 GMT -5
King Arthur and Sir Bedevere track the Grail to the castle where the French taunt them mercilessly. Arthur gathers his army and prepares to attack when…. ….Sir Bedevere lays him out with a chair shot and waves to the castle for help. The Knights who say “Ni” rush out and give him a royal beatdown. Still a better ending than what we got.
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Feb 14, 2022 18:04:35 GMT -5
"I know now why you cry..." *T-800 heel turns on humanity by throwing John Connor and his mother into the furnace* The T1000 was John's father all along, cause Sarah lost her bra and panties a few times.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 14, 2022 18:53:15 GMT -5
Bill Murray refuses to follow the script and joins up with Gozer the destroy New York.
Also, the Gatekeeper and the Keymaster are brother and sister, and Egon is their father.
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Feb 14, 2022 20:09:43 GMT -5
"Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most deep, intelligent things I have ever heard. At each point in your well structured response you delivered nothing but concise rational thought. Everyone in this room is now enlightened for having listened to it. I award you 100 points, and may God envy your intellect."
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Dan Royal
AC Slater
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
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Post by Dan Royal on Feb 15, 2022 8:16:41 GMT -5
Joe Pesci dresses up like Doink. As it turns out, he actually is a clown there to amuse you.
Tony Montana: Say hello to my little friend!. *Hornswoggle enters the room*
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Feb 15, 2022 8:18:28 GMT -5
all the passengers are already on the lifeboat at the start of the film and they are fighting to get back on the sinking ship
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Feb 15, 2022 10:11:15 GMT -5
The fate of Earth and Cybertron are determined by a Shia LaBeouf's mom on a pole match between Starscream and Megan Fox.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 15, 2022 10:12:18 GMT -5
Reverse Hunger Games, bro
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Post by James Fabiano on Feb 15, 2022 10:54:23 GMT -5
The fate of Earth and Cybertron are determined by a Shia LaBeouf's mom on a pole match between Starscream and Megan Fox. Oh so we're opening the TF rabbit hole, are we? Hot Rod gets the Matrix and before becoming Rodimus Prime....hands it over to Unicron. By the way, him causing Optimus to be shot and killed? Totally not an accident. The Junkions are obsessed with TV, but only porn channels. When Megatron, et al are thrown out of Astrotrain, Starscream demands that the Decepticon Leadership be decided by putting it up on a pole. Starscream no sells being turned to dust by Galvatron, steps back into the camera shot and totally exposes the special effect, and proceeds to SHOOT on how this was supposed to be his time, but the big bad writers at Sunbow keep holding him down. And that he had better finally get his just due, or you might just see him on someone else's show, and he hears there's this other jet who thinks he's the Leader and Number *1*. Arcee helps defeat the Cons by lifting her hood and giving them an eyeful to distract them.
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Post by crashmatsbazz on Feb 15, 2022 11:08:08 GMT -5
Apollo Creed fakes his death Returns mid match in Russia distracting both Rocky and Drago low blows Rocky, lifts Dragos arm, then low blows Drago and grabs the title and Mrs Drago and makes out with her and leaves, all whilst wearing black and sunglasses.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 15, 2022 12:38:22 GMT -5
The Elves show up at Helm's Deep and are let into the fortress to prepare for the orc siege. Suddenly all the Elves turn heel and murder the men of Rohan. Legolas looks Aragorn straight in the eye and says "In ancient times this was Elven land, and now it shall be once again forever more." Aragorn calls to Gimli for aid, Gimli suddenly stands up to Aragorn's height and pulls of his mask revealing that he is Elrond, "You were never good enough for my daughter you sick son of a bitch."
Then the orcs and elves have a big BBQ human party because they are distantly related. The End.
PS: Additionally there was like a 35 minute sex scene between Galadriel and Rosie Cotton that had zero effect on the plot.
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malloc
Team Rocket
asian cookbook
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Post by malloc on Feb 15, 2022 17:50:16 GMT -5
I dont know what it would be but it would probably end up like Mac and Dennis's Lethal Weapon sequels.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Feb 15, 2022 18:14:24 GMT -5
Live sex celebration between Barf and Princess Vespa…..
……bro….
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Feb 15, 2022 18:16:05 GMT -5
What's in the briefcase at the end of Pulp Fiction?
A picture of Scott Hall.
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