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Post by James Fabiano on Jun 13, 2023 9:00:26 GMT -5
Batman and Robin ends with Robin SWERVING Batman and leaving with Poison Ivy. Not to be outdone, Bats and Batgirl do it...Batman and Robin, directed by Vince Russo and Bruce Timm! Coming this summer! Subtitle: Come Back Joel, All Is Forgiven!!
Rocky runs in to actually stop Drago vs. Apollo...only he delivers the real killing punch. Rocky tears off the flag trunks to reveal new ones with the Soviet flag too.
We learn that Jason is obsessed with his mother because they used to willingly have sex every night. This NEW YAWKER says it would be a PLOY to CONFUSE the campers so they would make easier kills, bro!
Alternartively, SWERVE! Pamela Voorhees drowned her own son all along!!!!
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I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jun 13, 2023 11:20:06 GMT -5
Just before Danny and Sandy fly off into the sunset (jesus, that already sounds like Russo), Danny stops the car and tells Sandy that there's someone else. He hops out of the car, drops to one knee and proposes....to Kenickie. Before Kenickie can answer, Rizzo hits both he and Sandy with a chair. She then rips off a wig and reveals that she's secretly a man and always has been. Danny and Rizzo (who's real first name is revealed to be Pete) do a really raunchy version of "You're the one that I want" before getting into the car and flying off into the sky to Spain for a lavish wedding. Oh, and Frenchie then shaves Sandy's head bald, vowing to make a wig out of it.
The end!
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Post by Sephiroth on Jun 13, 2023 11:37:42 GMT -5
Rock and Rule has Russo written all over it, minus the bad guy actually losing at the end SWERVE! Angel willingly goes with Mok and ends up singing the invocation again instead of Send Love Through. The demon eats everyone while they have a live sex celebration. The end. A talented animation team trying to make the most out of an incoherent mess of a story? That’s Russo to a t. |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jun 13, 2023 12:41:00 GMT -5
Moonlight: When Kevin’s back is turned, Chiron clubs him with a guitar shot and starts Fargo strutting.
Superman: Instead of bringing Lois back to life, Supes opens a wormhole that brings in Lobo, and the Main Man kicks his ass with kryptonite brass knuckles, because he’s gonna be a bigger draw than that goody two shoes in tights, bro.
School Of Rock: They actually win, but swerve, Jack Black abandons the kids and signs a major label deal by himself, because screw those little brats.
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Post by James Fabiano on Jun 13, 2023 13:47:42 GMT -5
Just before Danny and Sandy fly off into the sunset (jesus, that already sounds like Russo), Danny stops the car and tells Sandy that there's someone else. He hops out of the car, drops to one knee and proposes....to Kenickie. Before Kenickie can answer, Rizzo hits both he and Sandy with a chair. She then rips off a wig and reveals that she's secretly a man and always has been. Danny and Rizzo (who's real first name is revealed to be Pete) do a really raunchy version of "You're the one that I want" before getting into the car and flying off into the sky to Spain for a lavish wedding. Oh, and Frenchie then shaves Sandy's head bald, vowing to make a wig out of it. The end! Swerve! Johnny was the Cool Rider all along! Michael really did die falling off the cliff. Paulette surprisingly isn't angry...because she was sleeping behind his back anyway...with Stephanie! Mr. Spears shows up lucid again, and he cuts a promo where he exposed Mr. Stuart and Ms. Mason, who BTW were having an affair too, as his enablers and pusher-men. |
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Post by wildojinx on Jun 13, 2023 13:59:50 GMT -5
In Nightmare on Elm Street we find out that, SWERVE, the parents of Elm Street were all abusive and Freddy was actually trying to save their children! Him being burnt alive destroyed any morality he had and made him into a revenge-driven teen killer. Also, it's not Nancy who stops him, but 70s Martial Arts star Jim Kelly (playing himself)!
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Jun 14, 2023 6:30:49 GMT -5
Howard the Duck would have hopped on that laser.
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Post by SmashTV on Jun 14, 2023 16:09:30 GMT -5
Andy Dufresne escapes from Shawshank but when Red reunites with him he turns up with the police, having turned informant and reveals that HE was the one that killed Andy’s wife. His release was a reward for leading the police to Andy.
Travis Bickle can’t actually drive a taxi.
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