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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Apr 15, 2022 9:48:50 GMT -5
Regarding recent WWE name changes, All the talent got a memo, Vince McMahon decreed he doesn’t want anyone new using their real names anymore, nor names they’ve used before on the indie scene. - WON www.f4wonline.com/news/wwe/wwe-memo-gives-reason-for-recent-wrestler-name-changesHere is my list of new names; AJ Styles - Amazing Jay Tommaso Ciampa - Niles Mulligan Ilja Dragunov - Dimitri Oh and obviously this only applies to the people they decide it applies to. |
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Apr 15, 2022 9:51:14 GMT -5
Say goodbye to Randy Orton.... and say hello to Randall Snakeman.
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Post by The Rick Jericho on Apr 15, 2022 9:51:44 GMT -5
Cheese Souffle please.
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Apr 15, 2022 10:03:21 GMT -5
Damian Priest will now, and forever more, be known as "Purple Nurple."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2022 10:04:26 GMT -5
So what does this mean for Cody? I know Rhodes technically isn't his last name but it might as well be.
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Post by Nosnorb on Apr 15, 2022 10:06:21 GMT -5
So what does this mean for Cody? I know Rhodes technically isn't his last name but it might as well be. Music. Ring Gear. Elaborate Entrance. The Flying Bart Simpson Skull. Cody kept all of those unchanged, and dude is going to keep his name because he is too damn important. |
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Post by The Rick Jericho on Apr 15, 2022 10:06:38 GMT -5
So what does this mean for Cody? I know Rhodes technically isn't his last name but it might as well be. Renamed The Rhodes, another knock off version of The Rock. |
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 15, 2022 10:13:11 GMT -5
There’s obviously main roster people this won’t apply to, it’s mostly for remaining outliers in NXT and NXT UK.
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Post by Psy on Apr 15, 2022 10:21:53 GMT -5
Ricochet is now just "Rico".
Noam Dar is now simply "Gnome".
Meiko Satomura's new name is a respectful "Ma'am".
Ilja Dragunov will furthermore be known as "Hugh Gantic".
Moustache Mountain is getting a serious shake-up as Tyler Bate is now Seven Bate and Trent Seven is now Tyler Trent.
The former Pete Dunne is now known as "Butch", but that is not good enough. Soon he will be referred to as "Buh". This is to further plans to have him replace the letter B in the alphabet, thus assuring WWE the capacity to copyright that letter. This, in its time, is to allow him to change all reference to the Blue Meanie in the future as the "Lue Meanie", which is a result of McMahon finding out that 'loo' is British slang for the toilet.
Bianca Belair, as a result of the changes to Dunne/Butch/Buh/B, will be known as Ianca Elair.
Drew Gulak has drawn the short straw, as it was all he could reach, and is now known as Doo Doo Turner Khan. We're afraid to ask why.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2022 10:38:23 GMT -5
There’s obviously main roster people this won’t apply to, it’s mostly for remaining outliers in NXT and NXT UK. Yeah, maybe I'm missing the joke or something because it's obviously for those in NXT and UK. |
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Post by Clutchhausen on Apr 15, 2022 10:46:22 GMT -5
WWE Network before WWE Network. |
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Post by Perd on Apr 15, 2022 11:44:12 GMT -5
Their obsession with nomenclature, is perhaps the thing that irks me most about the on-screen product. Everybody has to use the same terminology. Everybody has to have vaguely similar sounding names. And it all just serves to further remove me product. It takes away any small bit of verisimilitude that they could even hope to have.
That being said, I still want Betsy Kilimanjaro.
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Post by Ganon83 on Apr 15, 2022 11:48:45 GMT -5
Bruh imagine being Cody and you get handed this memo in week 2, even though it doesn't apply to you
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Post by Totorob101 on Apr 15, 2022 11:51:27 GMT -5
One day Vince will do away with names altogether and either have people called by numbers or use Hierogylphs as names.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 15, 2022 11:54:57 GMT -5
One day Vince will do away with names altogether and either have people called by numbers or use Hierogylphs as names. Emojis. |
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Post by knsffa on Apr 15, 2022 11:59:09 GMT -5
One day Vince will do away with names altogether and either have people called by numbers or use Hierogylphs as names. Emojis. The sad truth is likely that the old man hasn't even caught up to 1980's cinema and yet likely knows everything about emojis and hashtags and the modern social media like. |
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Apr 15, 2022 12:02:37 GMT -5
So what does this mean for Cody? I know Rhodes technically isn't his last name but it might as well be. Music. Ring Gear. Elaborate Entrance. The Flying Bart Simpson Skull. Cody kept all of those unchanged, and dude is going to keep his name because he is too damn important. This is the real crux of this new rule, If you're not important to us, You don't get to have anything you worked to build. You better start liking the name Bungus |
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Post by asuka007 on Apr 15, 2022 12:37:17 GMT -5
Say goodbye to Randy Orton.... and say hello to Randall Snakeman. “Randall Trouser Snakes.” |
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Post by thechase on Apr 15, 2022 13:19:13 GMT -5
Ricochet is now just "Rico". That looks soooooooooo good to me |
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Post by Jayson Tatum Paxley on Apr 15, 2022 13:21:08 GMT -5
Can one of the NXT UK heels that have their real name be renamed to Hot Sauce? I think everything needs a villain named Hot Sauce.
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