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Post by sportatorium on Apr 15, 2022 13:25:27 GMT -5
Not sure who they will be assigned to but here's what he has in mind:
Shorty Biscuits Millennium Falcon Beetroot Bevalacqua Cody Rhodes Phoebe Vincenzo-Boralis Terry Jim Stacy Stacy's Mom Suzy Smudgie (the names of my childhood cats) Caesar Daisy (the names of my childhood dogs)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2022 13:34:35 GMT -5
Their names are getting worse.
"Theory" is just laughable.
It reminds me of SMITH
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Post by PKO on Apr 15, 2022 13:36:47 GMT -5
They’ve gone back and forth on this so many times over the years, and it makes sense after the last few years when they were probably the most lenient with allowing indie and real names that Vince would now suddenly change dramatically. Of course AEW’s continued growth and success is probably the driving force.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Apr 15, 2022 13:37:59 GMT -5
Their obsession with nomenclature, is perhaps the thing that irks me most about the on-screen product. Everybody has to use the same terminology. Everybody has to have vaguely similar sounding names. And it all just serves to further remove me product. It takes away any small bit of verisimilitude that they could even hope to have. That being said, I still want Betsy Kilimanjaro. Yeah, I don't mind some of hte WWE-isms in theory... but in practice, it's ALL YOU CAN SAY! No one can be beaten, or win... they "knock off" their opponent. you don't get hi in the head you get hit "RIGHT IN THE SKULL!" Wrestling/Wrestler is the only one thing that gets said relatively often even if Sports Entertainment and Superstars are their official lingo. But like literally everything else YOU MUST SAY IT THIS WAY! it comes off clunky especially when it's EVERYONE who says it that way.
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Post by knsffa on Apr 15, 2022 13:43:24 GMT -5
Not sure who they will be assigned to but here's what he has in mind: I'll have some fun... Beetroot Bevalacqua - The Von Wagner sick f*** lady. Phoebe Vincenzo-Boralis - Gigi repackaged as an elitist with an obsession with art and finer things of life. Shorty Biscuits - Dakota Kai Jim - Io Shirai repackage. "Just call her Jim folks." Suzy Smudgie - Kay Lee Ray repackage as a "sweet" ole soccer mom.
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Post by nisidhe on Apr 15, 2022 13:44:08 GMT -5
So, in other words, WWE becomes 32% closer to American Gladiators than before.
Miz is right. WWE isn't wrestling.
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 15, 2022 13:53:52 GMT -5
Vince McMahon is now Long Dong Silver
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Post by mistery on Apr 15, 2022 13:57:01 GMT -5
I'll see if I can dig up more info later, but apparently WWE just took out a new trademark on the name Katana Chance.
Uh....yeah.
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Post by knsffa on Apr 15, 2022 13:59:44 GMT -5
I'll see if I can dig up more info later, but apparently WWE just took out a new trademark on the name Katana Chance. Uh....yeah. Run Io Run. Get the Phuck outta there.
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Post by Indiana Miz on Apr 15, 2022 14:06:22 GMT -5
Can we get more character names instead then?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2022 14:24:59 GMT -5
I'll see if I can dig up more info later, but apparently WWE just took out a new trademark on the name Katana Chance. Uh....yeah. Oh yea that is definetly Io's name change and they could not copyright the other Kitana ![](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/d30ff28f-1b54-4457-89ea-1946b17020e0/dd4w5zm-ff8638c7-2d9f-4dd3-94bf-daa204658649.gif?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcL2QzMGZmMjhmLTFiNTQtNDQ1Ny04OWVhLTE5NDZiMTcwMjBlMFwvZGQ0dzV6bS1mZjg2MzhjNy0yZDlmLTRkZDMtOTRiZi1kYWEyMDQ2NTg2NDkuZ2lmIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.yNPzhywp78066UdEQfp7iUBDXwMW0O64TWFmFjF-M98) So they just went for the weapon spelling instead....oh f*** me they are gonna team her with Xia Li aren't they and be some weapon weilding (only during entrance) goob squad. Would it help ya WWE to just once NOT giving a foreign talent a gawd damn name set in some type of terrible stererotype because it is all Vince can understand about anything not of western culture.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Apr 15, 2022 14:27:30 GMT -5
Bryan Danielson’s name will be re-edited to Lloyd Boner on the WWE Network.
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Apr 15, 2022 14:33:36 GMT -5
Some more names, Feel free to match them with who you think they fit best.
Bench Hennigan
Zazzmink
Trunk Dunguss
Tokyo Joe
Wallop
Paniq
Zowza
Furgus
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Post by Hypnosis on Apr 15, 2022 14:35:32 GMT -5
Some more names, Feel free to match them with who you think they fit best. Bench Hennigan Zazzmink Trunk Dunguss Tokyo Joe Wallop Paniq Zowza Furgus Bench Hennigan will get a FAST-MOTION entrance.
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 15, 2022 14:41:31 GMT -5
Ricochet is now just "Rico". Noam Dar is now simply "Gnome". Meiko Satomura's new name is a respectful "Ma'am". Ilja Dragunov will furthermore be known as "Hugh Gantic". Moustache Mountain is getting a serious shake-up as Tyler Bate is now Seven Bate and Trent Seven is now Tyler Trent. The former Pete Dunne is now known as "Butch", but that is not good enough. Soon he will be referred to as "Buh". This is to further plans to have him replace the letter B in the alphabet, thus assuring WWE the capacity to copyright that letter. This, in its time, is to allow him to change all reference to the Blue Meanie in the future as the "Lue Meanie", which is a result of McMahon finding out that 'loo' is British slang for the toilet. Bianca Belair, as a result of the changes to Dunne/Butch/Buh/B, will be known as Ianca Elair. Drew Gulak has drawn the short straw, as it was all he could reach, and is now known as Doo Doo Turner Khan. We're afraid to ask why. I love that this suggests Ricochet is just legally named that. Given I don't actually know anything about his legal name, maybe he is.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Apr 15, 2022 15:08:40 GMT -5
Proposal to make Ricochet's full name Rico Shay.
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Post by dablueboy on Apr 15, 2022 16:12:14 GMT -5
Not until they give him dem peas, he had peas befo
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Post by Jayson Tatum Paxley on Apr 15, 2022 16:13:35 GMT -5
I wish they had signed Sexxxy Eddie so they could have been like hey so your name's Sexual Ed now
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Post by government mule on Apr 15, 2022 16:21:59 GMT -5
Have him embrace his new-found Irish ancestry and rename him Rick O'Shea
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Apr 15, 2022 16:48:05 GMT -5
Some more names, Feel free to match them with who you think they fit best. Bench Hennigan Zazzmink Trunk Dunguss Tokyo Joe Wallop Paniq Zowza Furgus Retribution 2.0?
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