WWF 1989-1995 Redone

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News and Notes



A Matter of Muscle
At Wrestlemania VII two of the strongest man in the WWF will collide when the "British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith takes on the Warlord. Over the last month the two men have taken apart in several feats of strength competitions to determine who the stronger of the two is. On the February 17th Wrestling Challenge the Bulldog took on the Warlord's full nelson challenge. It instead ended up being a set up though as after Warlord's manager Slick provided a distraction he then ambushed the Bulldog. Warlord then applied the full nelson with the Bulldog in his weakened state not being able to break it. After throwing the Bulldog down to the mat Warlord would continue the assault which ended up proving to be a mistake as the Bulldog then mounted a comeback and clotheslined his massive rival over the top rope. Bulldog then pressed Slick over his head and threw him over the top rope and out of the ring onto the Warlord down below. On the March 4th Prime Time Wrestling they would then compete in a bench press competition. Each men matched each other on lifts until the Bulldog incredibly lifted 500 pounds for 20 reps. Obviously not being sure if he could accomplish such a feat, Warlord claimed he suffered an arm injury when attempting to match Bulldog's lift. Warlord would get a measure of revenge on the March 17th Road to Wrestlemania special when he took on Bulldog in an arm wrestling match. Right when it looked the Bulldog was about to win, Warlord reached up and grabbed Davey Boy by his hair and smashed him head first into the table. Warlord then picked the table and smashed it on top of Bulldog before applying the full nelson.

While both men pride themselves on their strength each also believes their respective finishing moves to be the best in the WWF. While both Bulldog and Warlord are incredibly strong and muscular they are in different ways. At 6'5" Warlord is taller by about half a foot and uses his height to his benefit for the full nelson as with him towering over a lot of his opponents it gives an advantage in leverage when he locks his fingers around the back of their heads from above. Bulldog is more compactly muscled and uses his lower center of gravity to his advantage to get underneath his opponent to hoist them up for the running powerslam before drilling them into the canvas. Many feel that at Wrestlemania the man who is able to properly execute their finishing move first will likely be the winner.


The Man from the Mortuary
The Undertaker has a new manager in the form of the macabre and bizarre Paul Bearer. Undertaker was originally managed by Brother Love when he first came to the WWF. However when Love, who has subsequently left the WWF after having his career ended via a terrible beating from the Ultimate Warrior, wanted to focus his efforts solely on his talk show hosting responsibilities he handed over his managerial services to Bearer. Not much is known about Bearer other then like the Undertaker he seems to be a sick individual who has a strange obsession with death. Bearer also carries around a urn that seems to have a special meaning to the Undertaker. The ghoulish duo will be at Wrestlemania VII when Bearer leads the Undertaker into action against "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka.


Nordic Nightmare
Throughout his managerial career Mr. Fuji has managed some of the biggest, strangest, and most dangerous superstars in the WWF. However his newest find, the Berzerker, is perhaps the biggest, strangest, and most dangerous of them all. Named after the most violent and brutal of the Vikings, the Berzerker is just that. Unorthodox and out of control the Berzerker is relentless in the ring. Hailing from Iceland and standing 6'8" and weighing over 300 pounds there seems to be no strategy what so ever when it comes to this viking brute's approach. Berzerker always attacks with reckless abandon and despite his immense size seems to possess incredible stamina as he never seems to tire despite the constant frantic pace he wrestles at. What's most unusual about the Berezerker is that instead of trying to pin opponents he seems to prefer winning his matches by count out. After beating his adversary from pillar to post he will hoist them over his head and just launch them over the top rope down to the floor with the battered foe not being able to make it back into the ring before the ten count. This method of victory will be a difficult feat for the Berzerker at Wrestlemania VII when he takes on a man even bigger then him in the close to 400 pound Tugboat. Picking up a man the size of Tugboat and heaving him over the top rope would definitely be out of the question. However perhaps the devious one Mr. Fuji will have something else up his sleeve to ensure a big victory for his new charge.

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Wrestlemania VII: Coast to Coast
Night 1
March 23, 1991
Los Angeles, CA-Sports Arena

Featured Vince McMahon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan on commentary with Sean Mooney filling in for Heenan during the tag title match.

1. Pre Show Match: Jim Powers pinned The Genius with a powerslam at 4:43.

2. WWF Tag Team Champions The Rockers (Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty) defeated Haku and Sionne the Barbarian w/ Bobby "The Brain" Heenan at 10:33 when Michaels pinned Haku with a high crossbody off the top rope after Haku sustained a missle dropkick from Jannetty.

3. "Texas Tornado" Kerry Von Erich pinned Dino Bravo w/ Jimmy Hart with the Tornado Punch at 3:55.

4. "British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith pinned The Warlord w/ Slick at 8:14 after powering out of the full nelson, escaping a Warlord running powerslam and then hitting a running powerslam of his own.

5. The Nasty Boys (Brian Knobbs and Jerry Sags) w/ Jimmy Hart defeated The Hart Foundation (Bret "Hitman" Hart and Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart) at 12:10 when Knobbs pinned Neidhart after Sags used Jimmy Hart's motorcycle helmet to hit Neidhart in the back of the head behind the referee's back as he had Knobbs covered after the Hart Attack.

6. Jake "The Snake" Roberts pinned Rick "The Model" Martel in a blindfold match at 8:33 with the DDT after powering out of the Boston Crab and sending Martel into the turnbuckle; after the match Roberts stomped on Martel's Arrogance Atomizer before scaring him out of the ring with Damien.

7. The Bushwhackers (Luke and Butch) defeated Demolition (Smash and Crush) w/ Mr. Fuji at 4:43 when Butch pinned Smash after the battering ram and a double gutbuster after Luke knocked Crush off the top rope to stop the Demolition Decapatation.

8. Sgt. Slaughter w/ Gen. Adnan pinned "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan in a flag match at 9:03 after Col. Mustafa interfered and hit Duggan in the back of the head with Slaughter's army helmet as the referee was distracted by Adnan (Iron Sheik's surprise return after a three year absence).

9. The Undertaker w/ Paul Bearer pinned "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka at 4:19 with the tombstone piledriver after catching him on an attempted springboard crossbody into the ring.

10. WWF World Champion The Ultimate Warrior pinned "Macho King" Randy Savage (w/ "Sensational Queen" Sherri) in a career match at 20:46 with one foot on his chest following three flying shoulder blocks, each of which knocked Savage to the floor; midway through the bout, the Warrior kicked out after sustaining five flying elbowsmashes from Savage and, moments later, Savage kicked out of the press slam / splash combo by the Warrior; prior to the bout, Miss Elizabeth was seen sitting in the audience; after the match, Sherri threw referee Earl Hebner out of the ring, verbally berated Savage, and began kicking him until Elizabeth jumped the rail, ran ringside, and threw Sherri to the floor; moments later, Savage came to his senses and thought Elizabeth was the one who was beating on him only to quickly realize it was Sherri; after a brief pause, with Elizabeth clearly crying, Savage and Elizabeth embraced; on their way out of the ring, Savage held the ropes open for Elizabeth before taking a final bow (Elizabeth’s first appearance in 9 months).

Wrestlemania VII: Coast to Coast
Night 2
March 24, 1991
Long Island, NY-Nassau Coliseum

Featured Gorilla Monsoon and Lord Alfred Hayes on commentary.

1. Pre Show Match: Koko B. Ware pinned The Brooklyn Brawler with a missle dropkick at 5:12.

2. Legion of Doom (Hawk and Animal) defeated Power and Glory (Hercules and Paul Roma) w/ Slick when Animal pinned Roma after the Doomsday Device at 8:59.

3. Greg "The Hammer" Valentine defeated Honky Tonk Man w/ Jimmy Hart by submission with the figure four leglock at 7:24 (Honky Tonk Man's last appearance).

4. The Berzerker w/ Mr. Fuji pinned Tugboat at 5:14 with a knee drop off the second rope after Fuji threw salt in Tugboat's eyes.

5. Big Boss Man (w/ his Mother) pinned WWF Intercontinental Champion Mr. Perfect (w/ Bobby "The Brain" Heenan) at 12:45 to win the title after hitting the Boss Man Slam after his mother slapped Heenan and attacked him with her purse and Andre The Giant fought off an interfering Haku and Barbarian.

6. Genichiro Tenryu and Koji Kitao defeated The Orient Express (Kato and Tanaka) w/ Mr. Fuji at 5:01 when Tenryu pinned Kato with the powerbomb after an ensiguri to the back of the head.

7. The Mountie w/ Jimmy Hart pinned Tito Santana at 7:55 after shocking him in the stomach with the cattle prod.

8. Virgil w/ "Rowdy" Roddy Piper defeated "Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase via count-out at 7:37 when Dibiase began attacking Piper’s injured leg on the floor after Piper used his crutch to pull down the top rope, with Dibiase falling to the floor; after the match, Dibiase applied the Million $ Dream on Virgil inside the ring until Piper pulled himself into the ring and hit Dibiase over the back with the crutch; moments later, Piper prepared to hit Dibiase a second time but Sensational Sherri came to the ring and grabbed the weapon, distracting Piper long enough for Dibiase to attack him from behind and repeatedly hit Piper’s leg with the weapon; Virgil eventually cleared the ring with the crutch; after Dibiase and Sherri left ringside, Piper refused any help getting to his feet, with Virgil eventually encouraging Piper to fight the pain and get to his feet (Sherri’s debut with Dibiase).

9. Hulk Hogan defeated Earthquake w/ Jimmy Hart in a stretcher match at 18:03 after a bodyslam and three legdrops.

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News and Notes


The Ultimate Undertaking
After Wrestlemania a new talk show debuted on WWF Superstars in the Funeral Parlor, hosted by the manager of the Undertaker, Paul Bearer. On the premier edition of the Funeral Parlor Bearer issued a challenge to anyone brave enough to walk through the doors of his morturary the following week. This challenge would be accepted by none other then the WWF World Champion the Ultimate Warrior. Bearer would accuse the Warrior of being afraid of death and also of stepping into the ring with the Undertaker. As Warrior gave his rebuttal unbeknownst to him the Undertaker had emerged from a casket behind him and ambushed him. Undertaker pummeled Warrior down with punches and kicks before smashing Bearer's metal urn over the back of his head. Undertaker then picked Warrior up and put him into a coffin with Bearer then sealing it shut. After Undertaker and Bearer left, a swarm of WWF officials came to the set to try to free Warrior. After several minutes they were able to finally open up the casket with hammers and chisels. While it was only about four minutes for the Warrior it probably felt like a eternity. When the casket was finally opened the Warrior was unconcious due to lack of oxygen and had to be revived.

While the Warrior has defeated almost all of the top stars it looks like he's possibly finally met his match in the Undertaker. While the Warrior has shown to have a high threshold of pain, the Undertaker appears to be impervious to it as nobody so far has even come close to even putting a dent in him. While the Warrior has proven to be one of the greatest WWF Champions of all time, the psychological damage he has sustained from the coffin attack combined with the physical capablities of his morbid advisary could very possibly lead to his championship reign being buried six feet under.


Snake's Revenge
Since coming to the WWF Jake Roberts has always brought his pet python Damien to the ring with him. Damien has proved to be a big equalizer for Jake as if needed he would often he would go to the green bag carrying his reptile companion with even the the biggest and toughest wrestlers, including the eight wondero the world Andre the Giant, cowering in fear. Unfortunately thanks to the Earthquake those days are now over.

Problems between Roberts and Earthquake began on the April 6th Superstas of Wrestling. After Roberts had won his match he began making his way to the backstage area. At the same time Earthquake began making his way out for his match with him and Roberts crossing paths in the aisle way. However the usually intense Earthquake seemed unusually timid and aprehensive at the sight of Damien. It became obvious that the one thing that could make the Quake shake was a snake. Sensing the fear Roberts began to threaten Earthquake with Damien with the 460 pound bohemouth cowardly pulling his pint sized manager Jimmy Hart in front of him before retreating to the backstage area.

Shortly after this incident a match was signed between the two to take place on the April 20th Superstars. Before the match Quake and Hart attempted to walk out in protest of Roberts pulling Damien out of his bag. However a second referre would force them back to the ring and also make Roberts put Damien back in the back and under the ring. However as Roberts was putting Damien under the ring he became distracted by Hart which allowed Earthquake to attack him from behind. Earthquake threw Roberts into the ring and tied him in the ropes. Quake then went back outside and grabbed the bag with Damien in it. Now feeling brave with the snake tied up the bag, he threw Damien back into the ring. All Roberts could do was helplessly watched as Earthquake repeatedly jumped on his pet with his Earthquake splashes. After finally being released from the ropes the usually calm and cold Roberts was brought to tears when he looked in the bag to see his now dead snake.

Despite the loss Roberts has vowed revenge on Earthquake for his dispicable actions and that he will do so with an even bigger snake. That bigger snake is none other then Damien's big brother Lucifer who Roberts say will both greet and eat Earthquake the next time they meet in the squrad circle.


The Dragon: Back and Breathing Fire in the WWF
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat is back and breathing fire in the WWF. Literally. Steamboat a former Intercontinental Champion who during his previous tenure in the WWF had all time classic encounters with greats such "Macho Man" Randy Savage and Jake "The Snake" Roberts, is looking to once again become a champion. Possessing tremendous agility, wrestling technique, endurance, and martial arts skills there's no doubt the Dragon has all the tools necessary to become a title holder. In his time away the competition has become tougher with the arrivals of men such Mr. Perfect, Earthquake, and the Undertaker. However this fire breathing Dragon is not intimidated in the slightest by these dangerous foes and his looking to scorch all competition on his way to the top of the WWF.

Departures
Shane Douglas and the Honky Tonk Man are no longer with the WWF.

Rankings

Singles

The Ultimate Warrior: WWF World Champion
(c) 275, Parts Unknown

1. Hulk Hogan
(2) 302, Venice Beach, CA
2. Big Boss Man: WWF Intercontinental Champion
(5) 337, Cobb County, GA
3. The Undertaker
(7) 328, Death Valley
4. Sgt. Slaughter
(8) 310, Paris Island, SC
5. Mr. Perfect
(3) 257, Minneapolis, MN
6. "Texas Tornado" Kerry Von Erich
(6) 254, Denton, TX
7. "British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith
(-) 270, Leeds, England
8. Earthquake
(4) 468, Vancouver, British Colombia
9. Jake "The Snake" Roberts
(-) 249, Stone Mountain, GA
10. The Mountie
(-) 243, Montreal, Quebec

Tag Teams

The Rockers-Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty: WWF Tag Team Champions
(c) Combined Weight: 463 pounds

1. The Nasty Boys-Brian Knobbs and Jerry Sags
(5) Combined Weight: 559 pounds
2. Legion of Doom-Hawk and Animal
(2) Combined Weight: 571 pounds
3. The Bushwhackers-Luke and Butch
(-) Combined Weight: 499 pounds
4. Power and Glory-Hercules and Paul Roma
(4) Combined Weight: 510 pounds
5. Haku and Sione The Barbarian
(1) Combined Weight: 573 pounds

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Upcoming Event!



UK Rampage '91
April 24, 1991
Live on Sky Sports!
Will be released on Coliseum Home Video on May 24th

Hulk Hogan vs. The Berzerker

"British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith vs. Rick "The Model" Martel

WWF Intercontinental Championship
The Big Boss Man (c) vs. Mr. Perfect

Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Earthquake

"Texas" Tornado" Kerry Von Erich vs. Sgt. Slaughter

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper vs. Sione The Barbarian

"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan vs The Warlord

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine vs. "Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase

The Bushwhackers vs. The Orient Express

"Superfly" Jimmy Snuka vs. Haku

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UK Rampage 91
April 24, 1991
London, England-Dockland Arena

Featured Gorilla Monsoon and Lord Alfred Hayes on commentary.

1. "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan pinned The Warlord w/ Slick at 9:33 with a roll up after Warlord hit the turnbuckle.

2. "Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase w/ "Sensational" Sherri pinned Greg "The Hammer" Valentine at 10:05 with a rollup after Sherri interfered.

3. "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka pinned Haku w/ Bobby "The Brain" Heenan after reversing a pin attempt after Haku had rolled through a reverse crossbody out of the corner at 8:41.

4. The Bushwhackers (Luke and Butch) defeated The Orient Express (Kato and Tanaka) w/ Mr. Fuji when Butch pinned Kato at 8:16 after the batting ram.

5. WWF Intercontinental Champion The Big Boss Man defeated Mr. Perfect w/ Bobby "The Brain" Heenan by count out at 11:19 after reversing a whip and sending the challenger into the ring post.

6. "British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith pinned Rick "The Model" Martel at 14:03 following the running powerslam.

7. Sgt. Slaughter w/ General Adnan pinned "Texas Tornado" Kerry Von Erich at 9:06 after Adnan tripped Von Erich as he was attempting to suplex Slaughter back into the ring.

8. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper pinned Sione the Barbarian w/ Bobby "The Brain" Heenan at 7:22 after reversing a suplex into a small package.

9. Earthquake w/ Jimmy Hart fought Jake "The Snake" Roberts to a double disqualification at 11:11 when Roberts tripped Earthquake and pulled Lucifer out of the bag after Earthquake pulled the snake bag into the ring and attempted to hit the sit-down splash.

10. Hulk Hogan pinned The Berzerker w/ Mr. Fuji at 10:01 with the legdrop after Fuji accidentally threw salt in Berzerker's eyes.

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News and Notes


The Triangle of Terror: Targeting The Real American
After winning his war with "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, Sgt. Slaughter and his troops are continuing to target proud American athletes. They are now setting their sights on someone who symbolizes America better then anyone in the Real American Hulk Hogan. In an effort to win his war with Hogan, Slaughter has bolstered his troops by adding Colonel Mustafa to join him and General Adnan in their crusade to rule the WWF. Formerly known as the Iron Sheik, Mustafa is a former WWF World Champion who briefly held the belt in 1984. Mustafa lost the championship to Hogan and has held a long grudge against the Hulkster ever since. It looks like Mustafa has been brought in to be the enforcer of the group by doing Slaughter and Adnan's dirty work. While the conflict in Iraq is over the war between this unholy trinity and the Hulkster is just heating up. In fact quite literally.

At Wrestlemania VII after Hogan had finally resolved his long running feud with Earthquake after defeating the walking natural disaster in a stretcher match, he was conducting a post match interview backstage with Mean Gene Okerlund. Then completely unprovoked Slaughter appeared out of nowhere and threw a fireball in Hogan's face before he, Mustafa, and Adnan all started putting the boots the immortal one. At the next Satruday Night's Main Event PPV Hogan will have a chance to get even when he takes on Slaughter in the first ever Desert Storm Match. In this match there are no count outs or disqualification and the only way to win is by submission. Will Slaughter and his core accomplish their biggest triumph yet or will the Real American once again come through for the red, white, and blue?


Hitman Hart: Striking Out On His Own
After six years together the Hart Foundation has decided to go their seperate ways. While Jim "The Anvil Neidhart is now purusing a career as a color commentator by joining the Wrestling Challenge announce team, Bret "Hitman" Hart is now entering the singles ranks of the WWF. At the upcoming Saturday Night's Main Event PPV the Hitman will face his first big test as a singles competitor when goes one on one in an interesting clash of styles with Sione the Barbarian. One of the most powerful superstars in the WWF, the Barbarian relies on strength and brute force to win matches. The Hitman on the other hand is perhaps the greastest in ring technician in the WWF and relies on this technique as well as smarts to come out ahead. It will be a battle of force versus finesse when these two stars collide in an all important match where the winner could be in line for future championship match opportunities down the road.


Andre The Giant: Comeback On Hold
Despite his loss to Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemaia VII, it hasn't stopped the Earthquake from continuing to reek havoc in the WWF. In April he committed his most despicable act yet when he killed Jake Roberts pet snake, Damien, after squashing the helpless reptile with his Earthquake Splash. Since then Earthquake has continued to make big enemies and in fact has made one of the biggest possible enemy of them all.

After Wrestlemania VII Andre the Giant announced that he was making a comeback to the WWF after a year off. Managers quickly clamored to sign the eighth wonder of the world to their stable. However each week Bobby Heenan, Mr. Fuji, Slick, and "Sensational" Sherri were all turned down in embarassing fashion. That left Jimmy Hart as the only manager standing. Hart was overjoyed as he figured with both Earthquake and Andre in his stable he could put the two giants together to form an unstoppable tag team. However it turned out that Hart counted his eggs before they hatched. On the May 18th Superstars of Wrestling after Earthquake had easily dispactched another opponent, Hart brought Mean Gene Okerlund down to ring because he had a special announcement to make. Hart then announced that he was managing Andre the Giant. Andre then made his way down to ringside and denied that he was being managed by Hart. An irate Hart then called Andre a liar which drew the ire of the Giant as he grabbed the Mouth of the South by his jacket with Jimmy then dropping his megaphone blow horn. Earthquake would quickly strike as picked up the megaphone and then used it to smash Andre in his knee from behind with it. Earthquake would then drop several elbow drops and splashes on Andre's knee leaving the Giant writhing in pain. Barely able to stand Andre would refuse help from officals and make his way to the back but only with help from the guardrai. As a result of the attack Andre will not be able to wrestle any time soon.

It seems like perhaps Earthquake's recent actions will have some negative ramifications as he's now made two very dangerous enemies in not only Andre but also Jake "The Snake" Roberts. At Saturday Night's Main Event Desert Storm Jake will finally have a chance to get even with Earthquake when they go one on one. Jake has also promised that he has a big surprise in store.


Irwin R. Schyster: A Taxing Pain
There's been very few superstars who have gotten under as many people's skins in a short amount of time as Irwin R. Schyster. A IRS tax collector from Washington, D.C., Schyster has been harassing wrestlers and fans as "tax cheats" and scolding them to "pay their fair share". Wrestling in a white shirt, suspenders, a tie, and slacks Schyster definitely has one of the most unsusual in ring apparel as he looks like he should be behind a desk in an office somewhere instead of a wrestling ring. However the tax man so far has proved he can back it up in the ring as he has displayed tremendous technical wrestling skills and athletic ability. However his accusations could come back to haunt him when he starts facing tougher competition in the likes of Jimmy Snuka and the British Bulldog who could make sure that it's Schyster who is the one paying the price.

Departures
Dino Bravo, Rick Martel, and Demolition Crush are all gone from the WWF. Bravo last appeared on the May 4th Superstars of Wrestling in a loss to Greg Valentine. Martel last appeared on the May 11th Superstars of Wrestling in a loss to Roddy Piper. Crush last appeared on the May 12th Wrestling Challenge in which he teamed with Smash in a losing effort against the Legion of Doom.

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Upcoming Event!



Saturday Night Main Event: Desert Storm
June 1, 1991
Live on PPV!

Desert Storm Match
Hulk Hogan vs. Sgt. Slaughter

WWF Intercontinental Championship
Big Boss Man (c) vs. Mr. Perfect

Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. Earthquake

"Rowdy" Roddy Piper vs. "Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase

WWF Tag Team Championship
The Rockers (c) vs. The Nasty Boys

Bret "Hitman" Hart vs. Sione The Barbarian

[Celexa Bliss]

Aha. I see what you're doing lol (and I approve).

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Saturday Night's Main Event: Desert Storm
June 1, 1991
Tuscon, AZ-Convention Center

Featured Vince McMahon and "Macho Man" Randy Savage on commentary.

1. Pre Show Match: Tugboat pinned Demolition Smash w/ Mr. Fuji with the big splash at 5:11.

2. Bret "Hitman" Hart pinned Sione the Barbarian w/ Bobby "The Brain" Heenan at 10:06 after reversing as slam into the ring into a small package.

3. The Nasty Boys (Brian Knobbs and Jerry Sags) w/ Jimmy Hart defeated WWF Tag Team Champions The Rockers (Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty) to win the titles at 15:27 when Sags pinned Jannetty after Knobbs hit Jannetty in the back of the head with Hart's megaphone as Jannetty had Sags covered after getting press slammed onto him by Michaels.

4. "Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase w/ "Sensational" Sherri defeated "Rowdy" Roddy Piper via referee stoppage at 7:33 when referee Danny Davis stopped the match as Piper was caught in the figure four leglock to prevent further damage to his leg; after the match Virgil made the save for Piper against Dibiase.

5. Mr. Perfect w/ Bobby "The Brain" Heenan pinned WWF Intercontinental Champion Big Boss Man to win the title with the Perfect Plex at 10:08 after the Mountie interfered and shocked Boss Man with his cattle prod as the referee was tied up with Heenan.

6. Jake "The Snake" Roberts pinned Earthquake w/ Jimmy Hart with the DDT at 10:30 after Earthquake became distracted by Andre the Giant coming down to ringside when he was about to hit the sit down splash.

7. Hulk Hogan defeated Sgt. Slaughter w/ Gen. Adnan in a Desert Storm match at 15:34 when Adnan threw in the towel as Hogan had Slaughter in the Camel Clutch after throwing a fire ball in his face; mid way through the bout Colonel Mustafa showed up to interfere but was stopped by "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan who then brawled with him to the back; after the bout, Hogan cleared Slaughter from the ring and celebrated with a young fan.

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News and Notes


Never Trust a Snake
There's never been a superstar who has posed as big of a threat to WWF World Champion the Ultimate Warrior then the Undertaker. Both physically and psychologically. After being locked in a coffin by the Undertaker last April, the Warrior hasn't been same. In interviews after the incident the usual intense and energetic Warrior was very subdued when talking about the Undertaker and his frightening experience. Many thought it seemed like he was even afraid. This assessment would be backed when the Warrior for the first time decided to seek help as he reached out to Jake "The Snake" Roberts to help learn about the darkside so he could overcome his fear and defeat the Undertaker in his upcoming title defense in the first ever Coffin Match at the Saturday Night's Main Event Wrestlefest PPV. While it was a risky move to put his trust in a twisted man like Roberts, Warrior had teamed with him a couple of times in the past without issue and if there was anyone who would know about the darkside it would be the Snake. Warrior figured it was a risk worth taking.

Over the next several weeks Roberts would put through the Warrior through a series of tests. First he would lock Warrior in a coffin like he had been weeks before. When Roberts opened the coffin, the Warrior sat up with a blank emotionless look on his face similar to that of the Undertaker. While these methods were definitely unorthodox it already seemed like there was a method to the Snake's madness. Then the following week Roberts would take the Warrior to a cemetary. Roberts would have Warrior dig his own "grave" before then burying him up to his neck. Warrior had past the first two tests and it was now time for the final challenge. Roberts would lock Warrior in a room claiming that inside it contained the secret to defeating the Undertaker. However the Snake's true intentions would quickly become clear when it was revealed that there was several venomous snakes in the room with one of them biting the Warrior. In a last ditched effort Warrior would use all his remaining strength to bust the door down where he landed right at the feet of the Undertaker and Paul Bearer. Standing beside them was none other then Jake. This would be the last thing the Warrior saw before passing out. Fortunately the camera man was able to get medical help for Warrior and save him. Warrior will still be at Wrestlefest to defend his title but it's doubtful he will be at 100%. Then when you also factor in the Undertaker's newly formed unholy union with the Snake who will surely be lurking nearby, it stacks the odds even more against the champion. One can't help speculate as to why Jake Roberts did what he did. Was it professional jealousy? Was there monetary gain involved? Or most likely the reason being that if there was ever someone truly demonic who truly enjoys inflicting pain and suffering others it would be Jake "The Snake" Roberts.


Tugboat Jumps Ship
It seems like no one can be trusted in the WWF these days. In another shocking betrayl Tugboat, the erstwhile protege of Hulk Hogan, has turned his back on all of the Hulkamaniacs to join the forces of Jimmy Hart. On the June 22nd episode of WWF Superstars Tugboat teamed with the Bushwhackers in a six man tag team match against the Mouth of the South led trio of Earthquake and the WWF Tag Team Champions the Nasty Boys. However during the match Tugboat was noticeably acting peculiar. Any time one of the Bushwhackers would go to tag him into the match he would turn his back and play to the crowd by doing his signature toot. Eventually Butch would force a tag to bring him into the match against Earthquake. However Tugboat would then just quickly tag out without launching any kind of attack. With them getting no assistance from their partner the Bushwhackers would be overwhelmed with Butch having to save Luke from a certain pin after an Earthquake powerslam. When Butch went after Hart who had jumped on the apron, Tugboat would show his true colors. Tugboat blindsided Butch and threw him out of the ring before then hitting a big splash on Luke. Earthquake would then follow that up with a sitdown splash to score the academic pinfall. Tugboat would then high five Earthquake and celebrate with his new found allies.

While this sudden change of attitude may have come as a shock to most, apparently it's something that under the surface has been brewing for quite some time. Last year when Hulk Hogan was injured by Earthquake it was Tugboat who started the Get Well Hulk Campaign that eventually led to Hogan returning to the WWF. However in Tugboat's mind his friendship with Hogan was becoming a one way street. At the Royal Rumble Hogan would eliminate Tugboat. Tugboat was stewing over this even though he had in fact he had attacked Hogan first and tried to throw him out and that the rules of the Royal Rumble is that there's no friends and it's every man for himself. Tugboat would then go on a losing streak through the early months of 1991 dropping matches to the Undertaker, the Berzerker, and Ted Dibiase. Then in May on an episode of Wrestling Challenge he took on Sgt. Slaughter. Slaughter had just started a rivalry with Hogan and was looking to send a message to the Hulkster by defeating his protoge. After interference from the rest of the Triangle of Terror and using his army helmet to brain Tugboat in the head, Slaughter would secure the victory. Then after the match the Triangle of Terror would continue to attack Tugboat in a three on one assault. Tugboat felt betrayed by Hogan in that he didn't come out to help him even though Hulk couldn't be there as he was at a charity fundraiser event.

Meanwhile Jimmy Hart was looking for a tag team partner to team up with Earthquake after his attempt at signing Andre the Giant failed. Word in the dressing room spreads fast and it eventually got back to Hart that Tugboat wasn't happy and looking for a change. While Tugboat had been at odds with Hart's men in the past Hart figured the combination of money, bitterness towards Hogan, and desperation with his career sinking would convince the once sailing superstar to jump ship. Hart had found his man. While he was unable to get Andre he had managed to get the next best thing. One week after his betrayal of the Bushwhackers it was announced that Tugboat will now be known as Typhoon and will be teaming with Earthquake as the Natural Disasters. At a total combined weight of close to 900 pounds they are the biggest team in WWF history. Hart is planning on using the monstrous pair to run interference for his WWF Tag Team Champions the Nasty Boys and snuff out any potential title challengers.


Sid Justice: Can He Live Up To The Hype?
No superstar has created more buzz upon their arrival then Sid Justice. At 6'9" and 318 pounds of rock solid muscle the West Memphis, Arkansas native possesses an unmatched combination of strength, athleticism, and intensity never seen before in the WWF. Many pundits and people within the federation feel this could be the man who carries the WWF through the 1990's. At the same time there is a bit of mystery about Justice. Not much is known about him beyond his obvious physical gifts and many are questioning what side of the fence this mountain of a man is going to stand. Both fan favorites and rule breakers alike have sang the praises of the newcomer. Several have also tried to form an alliance with him. No one more so then Sgt. Slaughter. On a recent episode of Prime Time Wrestling Justice made a special guest appearance. However later camera's picked up Slaughter trying to recruit Justice to his core and become "First Lieutenant Justice". However then Colonel Mustafa caught the camera man filming and forced him to stop before it was revealed what Justice's response was. It's possible nothing will come of this but one must wonder how even more dangerous Slaughter will become if he has this imposing figure backing him up?


Barber Shop Open
About a year ago Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake's promising career tragically came to an end when he was injured in a parasailing accident. However recently fans were elated to find out that while he won't be able to wrestle that Beefcake would be making a return to the WWF by hosing his own talk show segment on Wrestling Challenge called The Barber Shop. At the upcoming Saturday Night's Main Event PPV Beefcake will host his biggest Barber Shop yet when he has as his guest none other then Hulk Hogan who apparently will be making a big announcement.

Rankings

Singles

The Ultimate Warrior: WWF World Champion
(c) 275, Parts Unknown

1. The Undertaker
(3) 328, Death Valley
2. Hulk Hogan
(1) 302, Venice Beach, CA
3. Mr. Perfect: WWF Intercontinental Champion
(5) 257, Minneapolis, MN
4. "British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith
(7) 270, Leeds, England
5. Jake "The Snake" Roberts
(9) 249, Stone Mountain, GA
6. Big Boss Man
(2) 337, Cobb County, GA
7. Sgt. Slaughter
(4) 310, Paris Island, SC
8. Bret "Hitman" Hart
(-) 234, Calgary, Alberta
9. The Mountie
(10) 243, Montreal, Quebec
10. The Berzerker
(-) 323, Iceland

Tag Teams

The Nasty Boys-Brian Knobbs and Jerry Sags: WWF Tag Team Champions
(1) Combined Weight: 559 pounds

1. Legion of Doom-Hawk and Animal
(2) Combined Weight: 571 pounds
2. The Rockers-Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty
(c) Combined Weight: 463 pounds
3. The Bushwhackers-Luke and Butch
(3) Combined Weight: 499 pounds
4. The Natural Disasters-Earthquake and Typhoon
(-) Combined Weight: 852 pounds
5. The Orient Express-Kato and Tanaka
(5) Combined Weight: 462 pounds

[ThankGodForSidJustice]

Upcoming Event!



Saturday Night Main Event: Wrestlefest
July 27, 1991
Live on PPV!

WWF World Championship
Coffin Match
The Ultimate Warrior (c) vs. The Undertaker

WWF Intercontinental Championship
Mr. Perfect (c) vs. "The British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith

WWF Tag Team Championship
The Nasty Boys (c) vs. The Legion of Doom

Big Boss Man vs. The Mountie

"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan vs. Col. Mustafa

"Texas Tornado" Kerry Von Erich vs. The Warlord

Featuring a Special Edition of Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake's Barber Shop with guest Hulk Hogan

[Celexa Bliss]

Hmm, now I'm genuinely unsure where certain feuds are going. Well done!

[ThankGodForSidJustice]

Saturday Night's Main Event: Wrestlefest
July 27, 1991
San Diego, CA-Sports Arena

Featured Vince McMahon and "Macho Man" Randy Savage on commentary.

1. Pre Show Match: Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat pinned Paul Roma w/ Slick at 8:24 following the high crossbody of the top rope.

2. WWF Intercontinental Champion Mr. Perfect w/ Bobby "The Brain" Heenan pinned "British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith at 11:06 after reversing a rollup and holding the tights for leverage.

3. Big Boss Man pinned The Mountie w/ Jimmy Hart with the Boss Man Slam at 7:04; after the bout Mountie jumped Boss Man and repeatedly shocked him with the cattle prod until several officials came out.

Featured a special edition of the Barber Shop with Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake with Hulk Hogan as his guest. Hogan challenged the winner between Ultimate Warrior and Undertaker to a World Title match at Summerslam.

4. "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan pinned Col. Mustafa w/ Gen. Adnan and Sgt. Slaughter at 6:48 after reversing a whip and sending Mustafa into Slaughter who was holding up Duggan's 2x4; after the bout the Triangle of Terror attacked Duggan until Sid Justice came out with the Triangle of Terror thinking he was helping them only to attack them and clear them from the ring.

5. The Legion of Doom (Hawk and Animal) defeated WWF Tag Team Champions The Nasty Boys (Brian Knobbs and Jerry Sags w/ Jimmy Hart by disqualification at 8:11 when Sags pulled the referee out of the ring and punched him as Animal had Knobbs covered after the Doomsday Device.

6. The Warlord w/ Slick pinned "Texas Tornado" Kerry Von Erich at 8:19 following a flying shoulder tackle after Von Erich punched Slick off the apron.

7. WWF World Champion The Ultimate Warrior defeated The Undertaker w/ Paul Bearer in a coffin match at 10:49 after hitting him with Paul Bearer's urn; after the bout Warrior was double teamed by Undertaker and Jake "The Snake" Roberts until Hulk Hogan made the save.

[ThankGodForSidJustice]

Upcoming Event!



Summerslam '91: A Match Made in Heaven
August 26, 1991
Live on PPV!

WWF World Championship
The Ultimate Warrior (c) vs. Hulk Hogan

WWF Tag Team Championship
No Disqualification
Nasty Boys (c) vs. Legion of Doom

WWF Intercontinental Championship
Mr. Perfect (c) vs. Bret "Hitman" Hart

Sid Justice vs. Sgt. Slaughter

Million Dollar Championship
"Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase (c) vs. Virgil

Jailhouse Match
Big Boss Man vs. The Mountie

The Bushwhackers vs. The Natural Disasters

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine vs. Irwin R. Schyster

Six Man Tag Team Match
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, "Texas Tornado" Kerry Von Erich, and "The British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith vs. Power and Glory and The Warlord

Plus "Macho Man" Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth tie the knot!

[ThankGodForSidJustice]

News and Notes


A Match Made in Heaven
Over the years through good times and bad Miss Elizabeth has always been there for Randy Savage. This was never more obvious then at Wrestlemania when she came to his aid when he was being attacked by former manager "Sensational" Sherri who was enraged after Savage lost the career ending match against the Ultimate Warrior. Shortly after rumors and speculation began circulating that wedding bells were in the air. These rumors would be proven true when during a recent in ring interview Savage would propose to Elizabeth who responded with a Macho Man esque "Oh Yeah". The wedding will take place August 26th at Summerslam in Madison Square Garden when the happy couple will tie the knot in what will truly be a match made in heaven.


Law of the Land
When the Mountie debuted in the WWF late last year it seemed only inevitable that at some point he would be at odds with the other lawman in the Federation, the Big Boss Man. The man from the great white north has claimed that his brand of international justice is far superior to that of the man from the "puny hick town" in the deep south. Not only would the Mountie be the first to strike with words but he would also be the first to strike with action as well. At the June Saturday Night's Main Event Desert Storm PPV as Boss Man was defending his Intercontinental Championship in a rematch against Mr. Perfect, the Mountie would strike. As the referee was distracted by Perfect's manager, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, Mountie would jab Boss Man in the back with his electric prod. Boss Man was then Perfect Plexed and pinned by Perfect. Afterwards Boss Man was livid as he was robbed of something he had worked so hard and long for. If the Mountie didn't have his attention before he definitely did now.

At the following month's Saturday Night's Main Event Wrestlefest PPV, the Boss Man would gain a measure of revenge when he defeated the Mountie in a one on one encounter. However while he won the battle he would lose the war as the Mountie got the last laugh by attacking him after the bell with the cattle prod and leaving him laying. On Wrestling Challenge the following day Mountie would score an easy win over a preliminary opponent. However before he could electrocute his defeated opponent after the match with the cattle prod, he was stopped by Boss Man who battered the Canadian Lawman with a big boot and then the Boss Man Slam. Boss Man then attempted to handcuff his rival but a distraction from manager Jimmy Hart allowed Mountie to escape. On the August 3rd episode of Superstars of Wrestling the game of tit for tat would continue. After the Boss Man defeated a preliminary opponent he was ambushed by the Nasty Boys, not coincidentally stablemates of the Mountie with all three men being managed by Jimmy Hart. The Nasty Boys would use Boss Man's own handcuff's to tie him to the ropes before the mastermind, the Mountie, strolled down to ringside. After taunting Boss Man on the microphone, Mountie would once again repeatedly shock him with the cattle prod. On the August 12th episode of Prime Time Wrestling Boss Man would once again retaliate. Mountie took on Sid Justice and after deciding he had enough of the powerful newcomer decided to retreat to the locker room and take a deliberate count out loss instead of taking any more abuse. Unfortunately for Mountie before he could reach safe haven he was stopped in the aisle way by Boss Man. Stuck between a rock and a hard place Mountie was forced back into the ring where he would sustain a devastating chokeslam and then a powerbomb from Justice.

At Summerslam things will be settled once and for all when the two men face off in the first ever jailhouse match in which the loser will have to spend a night in the New York City slammer. Will the Mountie get his man? Or will the Boss Man make sure his rival serves hard times?


Hitman Hart: Perfect In His Crosshairs
Since entering the singles ranks last spring, Bret Hart has mowed through all competition. A lot of the Hitman's recent success can be attributed to his new finishing maneuver the sharpshooter, a punishing leg grapevine submission hold that puts incredible pressure on the legs and lower back. As a result of his recent win streak, the Hitman has now become the #1 Contender for Mr. Perfect's Intercontinental Championship.

At Summerslam Perfect will put his title on the line against Hart in a match that should be an all time classic. There's a lot of similarities between the two men. Both are about the same age and size. Both have a similar style as they are probably the two best in ring technicians in the WWF. Both are also second generation wrestlers who come from wrestling families. However the big difference between the two is their attitudes. Perfect is arrogant and will break any rule in the book to keep his title. Hart despite his abilities is humble and plays by the rules although he is willing to fight fire with fire if his opponent doesn't do the same. Despite their difference in philosophies both share a mutual respect for each's skill as even the conceited Perfect has given the Hitman credit for his ability. At Summerslam though any admiration will be out the way when both do battle in match that will surely determine who the best technical wrestler in the WWF is. Of the two Hart will have more pressure on him not because he's the challenger but also for the fact that he has more to prove with the stigma that he only can be successful in tag teams. At Summerslam he can put all those criticisms to bed once and for all by winning the Intercontinental Championship and proving to Mr. Perfect once and for all that there's no such thing as perfection.

Departures
Haku is no longer with the WWF. Haku's last appearance was on the July 6th episode of Superstars of Wrestling in which he was defeated by Bret Hart.

Rankings

Singles

The Ultimate Warrior: WWF World Champion
(c) 275, Parts Unknown

1. Hulk Hogan
(2) 302, Venice Beach, CA
2. Mr. Perfect: WWF Intercontinental Champion
(3) 257, Minneapolis, MN
3. Bret "Hitman" Hart
(8) 234, Calgary, Alberta
4. Jake "The Snake" Roberts
(5) 249, Stone Mountain, GA
5. The Undertaker
(1) 328, Death Valley
6. Big Boss Man
(6) 337, Cobb County, GA
7. Sgt. Slaughter
(7) 310, Paris Island, SC
8. The Warlord
(-) 321, Parts Unknown
9. "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan
(-) 280, Glens Falls, NY
10. Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
(-) 237, Honolulu, HI

Tag Teams

The Nasty Boys-Brian Knobbs and Jerry Sags: WWF Tag Team Champions
(c) Combined Weight: 559 pounds

1. The Legion of Doom-Hawk and Animal
(1) Combined Weight: 571 pounds
2. The Natural Disasters-Earthquake and Typhoon
(4) Combined Weight: 852 pounds
3. The Bushwhackers-Luke and Butch
(3) Combined Weight: 499 pounds
4. The Rockers-Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty
(4) Combined Weight: 463 pounds
5. The Beverly Brothers-Beau and Blake
(-) Combined Weight: 486 pounds

[ThankGodForSidJustice]

Summerslam Spectacular
August 18, 1991 (taped July 29)
Worchester, MA-Centrum

Featured Gorilla Monsoon, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan and Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart on commentary

1. Road Warrior Hawk pinned WWF Tag Team Champion Jerry Sags w/ Jimmy Hart with the flying clothesline off the top rope at 7:40.

2. Bret "Hitman" Hart pinned Sione the Barbarian w/ Bobby "The Brain" Heenan at 11:52 with a rollup after Barbarian collided with an interfering Mr. Perfect on the apron; after the match Hart was double teamed by Perfect and Barbarian until Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart left the commentary position to make the save.

3. The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon) w/ Jimmy Hart defeated Ron Cumberledge and Ross Greenberg at 2:03 when Typhoon pinned Greenberg with a splash after Greenberg sustained the vertical splash from Earthquake.

4. Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, "Texas Tornado" Kerry Von Erich, and "British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith defeated The Orient Express (Kato, Tanaka, & Sato) w/ Mr. Fuji when Steamboat pinned Sato with the flying crossbody at 10:28.

5. Sid Justice pinned Col. Mustafa w/ Gen. Adnan with the powerbomb at 2:24.

6. Irwin R. Schyster pinned Mark Thomas with a Samoan Drop at 2:01.

7. Virgil pinned The Million Dollar Mystery Man (Barry Darsow) w/ "Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase and "Sensational" Sherri at 4:53 after blocking an attempted kneedrop with a punch to the face.

[ThankGodForSidJustice]

News and Notes


Hogan-Warrior II
At Wrestlemana VI perhaps the greatest match of all time took place when then WWF World Champion Hulk Hogan took on then WWF Intercontinental Champion the Ultimate Warrior in the ultimate challenge. It was recently announced that the two titans will face off once again at Summerslam in what will surely be a clash for the ages. In their last encounter it was the Warrior who prevailed in a match that could've went either way. Since then the Warrior has proven to be a very worthy champion as he's defeated challengers of all shapes, sizes, and styles. The list of top wrestlers Warrior has defeated is a who's who. Rick Rude, the Barbarian, Earthquake, the Warlord, Ted Dibiase, Sgt. Slaughter, Randy Savage, and the Undertaker. Being able to adapt is one of the abilities needed to be a great champion and Warrior has definitely proven he has that with vast array of opponents he's been able to defeat.

Hogan meanwhile became sidetracked from trying to regain the championship following a potential career ending injury at the hands of Earthquake shortly after Wrestlemania. When Hogan returned after four months on the shelf he was embroiled in a heated feud with Earthquake that lasted through the rest of 1990 and early months of 1991 before being concluded at Wrestlemania when Hogan was victorious in a stretcher match. Despite the setbacks of the title loss and the injury it doesn't seem like Hogan has lost a step at all. In the last year he's defeated Earthquake and Sgt. Slaughter, was one of the only two men along with Warrior to survive the grueling Survivor Series, and won the 30 Man Royal Rumble match in January. However as impressive as he's been the question still remains. Can he beat Warrior? While Warrior was the one with more to prove last time, the shoe will be on the other foot this time around. Hogan still believes he's the best and that Hulkamania is the most powerful in the universe but that can't be proven true until he beats Warrior.

Either way it will be a fair match with no excuses either way as like last year both men have watched each others back to make sure each would be 100% for the big match. At the Saturday Night's Main Event Wrestlefest PPV Hogan came to the rescue of Warrior when he was being double teamed by the diabolical duo of Jake Roberts and the Undertaker. On the August 3rd Superstars Warrior would return the favor when he came to aid of Hogan when he was being triple teamed by the Triangle of Terror after Hulk had defeated Colonel Mustafa.

Who will prevail when the two most powerful forces in the WWF go head to head one more time?


Sid: Looking to Serve Justice on Slaughter
When Sid Justice first entered the WWF many wondered what side of the fence he would stand on. At Saturday Night's Main Event Wrestlefest that question would be answered when he came to the aid of "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan when he was being triple teamed by the Triangle of Terror. This came as a surprise to Sgt. Slaughter who had been courting the newcomer for several weeks to join his troops. While Justice would listen to Slaughter's offers out of politeness, deep down he had no intention of ever joining him. When he saw Duggan being unfairly attacked three on one, he saw an opportunity to give the Sarge his answer in a physical way.

Despite his incredible intensity and intimidating size, Justice is a virtuous young man who is making it his goal to right the wrongs in the WWF. Growing up a farm boy in Arkansas, Justice is a polite and pleasant southern gentleman outside the ring. However inside it he's like a volcano waiting to erupt. This was very evident in his debut match on WWF Superstars of Wrestling against Kato, one half of the dangerous Orient Express tag team. The Japanese rulebreaker would attack Justice from behind at the start of the match, hammering away with punches and kicks. However none of the blows seemed to have any effect on Justice. If anything it seemed like they were just making him more angry. Justice then would proceed to beat the masked man from pillar to post before scoring an easy victory with his trademark move the powerbomb, an extremely punishing move in which Sid puts the opponent in a piledriver position but instead just lifts him up onto his shoulders before slamming him down back first from seven feet up.

All rulebreakers in the WWF had been put on notice. Namely Slaughter who will be facing Justice at Summerslam. After the last Saturday Night's Main Event Justice became the Triangle of Terror's top target. However Justice isn't backing down and proved at the recent Summerslam Spectacular when he scored an impressive win over the treacherous trio's enforcer, Col. Mustafa. However scoring a victory Slaughter will be a more difficult task. The brutal drill sergeant is an extremely dangerous and cunning foe who has even given both Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior a run for the money. Also with Mustafa and Gen. Adnan likely being at ringside Justice will have to keep a head on the swivel at all times. Sid doesn't seem to be worried though and has vowed that at Summerslam Justice will be served!


Keeping it in the Family
The Heenan Family will now have a more literal meaning to it with the addition of Bobby "The Brain" Heenan's newest tag team, the Beverly Brothers. The Beverly's, Beau and Blake, are the nephews of Heenan and have lived a very privileged life growing up in Beverly Hills, California. Born with silver spoons in their mouth the Beverly's have always got what they wanted. Getting into the WWF was no exception as being related to Heenan made that easy for them too with Uncle Bobby pulling the necessary strings. However winning the WWF Tag Team Championship, the goal for every tag team, is something the wealthy brothers are going to have to earn.

Despite their flamboyant appearance and demeanor the two Rodeo Drive rich boys have proven to be quite tough in the squared circle. Both brothers possess good size and wrestling ability as their wealth has allowed for them to have the best wrestling tutors money can buy. They've also displayed tremendous teamwork by executing many tandem maneuvers. The most dangerous being a move they call the Beverly Bomb in which Blake lifts the opponent for a backbody drop before Beau grabs the foe by the hair and spikes him head first into the canvas. The Beverly's have also made it clear that they feel a lot of the competition in the WWF is beneath them. Namely teams like the "uncouth" Bushwhackers and the "classless" Rockers. They claim that they will use these teams as stepping stones towards the Tag Team Championship. While the Beverly's have proven to be impressive so far it has also been at the expense of inferior competition. Defeating teams like the Bushwhackers and Rockers will not be as easy and could lead to the arrogant sibling duo being humbled and knocked down a few pegs.

[Celexa Bliss]

The Beverly Brothers being Heenan's nephews is the greatest idea ever lol

[ThankGodForSidJustice]

Nov 28, 2023 19:29:42 GMT -5 Celexa Bliss said:

The Beverly Brothers being Heenan's nephews is the greatest idea ever lol

Thanks lol. Definitely better then them being with The Coach.

[ThankGodForSidJustice]

Summerslam 1991: The Match Made in Heaven
August 26, 1991
New York City, NY-Madison Square Garden

Featured Gorilla Monsoon and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper on commentary.

1. Pre Show Match: Koko B. Ware pinned Kato w/ Mr. Fuji at 7:15 with a missile dropkick

2. Ricky "The Dravon" Steamboat, "Texas Tornado" Kerry Von Erich, and "British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith defeated Power and Glory (Hercules and Paul Roma) and The Warlord w/ Slick at 10:42 when Steamboat pinned Roma with the crossbody off the top after Roma sustained the running powerslam from Smith.

3. Bret "Hitman" Hart defeated WWF Intercontinental Champion Mr. Perfect w/ Bobby "The Brain" Heenan via submission at 18:02 to win the title after reversing a legdrop into the sharpshooter; during the bout, Stu, Helen, and Bruce Hart were seen in the audience; after the contest, Bret hugged his parents at ringside.

4. The Natural Disasters (Earthquake and Typhoon) w/ Jimmy Hart defeated The Bushwhackers (Luke and Butch) w/ Andre The Giant at 6:27 when Earthquake pinned Luke with the sit-down splash after Luke was crushed between both Natural Disasters; after the bout, the Natural Disasters made their way toward the injured Andre on the floor until the Legion of Doom came to the ring, scaring Earthquake & Typhoon from ringside.

5. Virgil pinned Million Dollar Champion "Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase w/ "Sensational" Sherri at 10:53 to win the title after Dibiase hit his head on an unprotected turnbuckle; the bell originally rung when Sherri interfered early on but referee Earl Hebner opted to continue the bout and order Sherri backstage, with the stipulation that if she didn’t go she would face permanent suspension.

6. The Big Boss Man pinned The Mountie w/ Jimmy Hart at 8:38 in a Jailhouse Match after the Boss Man reversed a piledriver attempt into an Alabama Slam; pre-match stipulations stated the loser would spend the night in jail; after the bout, the Mountie was handcuffed at ringside by police officers and taken into a NYPD vehicle backstage.

7. The Legion of Doom (Hawk and Animal) defeated WWF Tag Team Champions The Nasty Boys (Brian Knobbs and Jerry Sags) w/ Jimmy Hart at 7:44 to win the titles in a No DQ, No Count-Out match when Animal pinned Jerry Sags following the Doomsday Device after both champions were hit with Hart’s motorcycle helmet.

8. Sid Justice pinned Sgt. Slaughter w/ Gen. Adnan and Col. Mustafa with the powerbomb at 4:55; before the bout Justice fought off a triple team from the Triangle of Terror and scared Adnan and Mustafa to the back with a steel chair.

9. Irwin R. Schyster pinned Greg "The Hammer" Valentine at 7:07 with an inside cradle and grabbing Valentine’s hair for leverage as Valentine attempted the figure-4.

10. Hulk Hogan pinned WWF World Champion The Ultimate Warrior at 12:38 to win the title with the legdrop after moving out of the way to avoid the big splash; early in the bout Jake "The Snake" Roberts, the Undertaker, and Paul Bearer appeared in aisle way but were forced to the back by officials; after the bout Hogan and Warrior shook hands.

Featured the wedding of "Macho Man" Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth.