Swarm
Don Corleone
SWARM = RATINGS
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Post by Swarm on May 22, 2007 18:32:47 GMT -5
Men and women are equal and the day you figure that out is the day your life becomes wonderful in every imaginative way.
That is all.
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Post by amsiraK on May 22, 2007 18:40:41 GMT -5
They shouldn't be funny, who's got time for perfecting comedy when they should be in the kitchen cooking, and then bringin me a beer when it's time to watch the game, and then ready for some lovin' when the game is over.* * does not reflect actual thoughts on the matter, but I found it a hilarious aside to go with the general theme of the he-man woman haters club o'late. carry on. Y'know, it's probably a bad idea to tease a woman with a hot spatula and good aim. Just sayin'... ;D
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on May 22, 2007 18:45:42 GMT -5
bah, you probably throw like a girl*
*again, stereotypes used for comedic hyperbole.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on May 22, 2007 19:15:26 GMT -5
I'm waiting for Froggy and Spanky to show up to get the meeting started. There's a meeting and nobody told me about it?
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Post by invaderdave on May 22, 2007 19:39:59 GMT -5
*is weeping with laughter over thread*
Okay, okay....I'm through now. Time for my two cents...PFFFFFFFFT hahahahahahahaha
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Post by amsiraK on May 22, 2007 19:45:00 GMT -5
bah, you probably throw like a girl* *again, stereotypes used for comedic hyperbole. Conveniently enough, I do. Though I was thinking more "fencing" and less "football".
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Post by invaderdave on May 22, 2007 19:48:13 GMT -5
Y'know who's really funny?
Not women.
....Guh-faw!
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on May 22, 2007 19:49:15 GMT -5
You know what else ain't funny at all? PANTS! I hate pants!!
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Post by invaderdave on May 22, 2007 19:50:09 GMT -5
You know what else ain't funny at all? PANTS! I hate pants!! Is that why everyone in your sig ever is always wearing panties, or tights made to crawl up the ass like panties? ...I'M ON TO YOU!
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on May 22, 2007 19:52:28 GMT -5
You know what else ain't funny at all? PANTS! I hate pants!! Is that why everyone in your sig ever is always wearing panties, or tights made to crawl up the ass like panties? ...I'M ON TO YOU! As a matter of fact....... it is! GO TO HELL PANTS!!!!
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on May 22, 2007 20:06:06 GMT -5
Here's a little wrench to derail this thread.
In comedic writing, I think no woman can touch Erma Bombeck. I remember laughing quite a bit at "The Grass Is Always Greener Over The Septic Tank". And yes, I'm a man in this testosterone-fest admitting I've read an Erma Bombeck book. Several times.
Otherwise, I just judge comedy by how its presented, regardless of anything. If it's funny, I'm happy.
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Corporate H
Grimlock
He Buries Them Alive
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Post by Corporate H on May 22, 2007 22:06:06 GMT -5
To the people who are offended by this thread: guess what, everyone has opinions and not all of them are the same as yours. In other words, "tough cookies" or something.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on May 22, 2007 22:13:46 GMT -5
Meh, I just wanted to make my misogny riffs, I couldn't care less bout the 'offensiveness', which is mild at best.
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on May 22, 2007 22:18:22 GMT -5
To the people who are offended by this thread: guess what, everyone has opinions and not all of them are the same as yours. In other words, "tough cookies" or something. Mm, there's a difference between opinion and taking it to misogynistic levels. It's a man's world/men are better than women/blahblahblah isn't opinion. It's oppression and hate. But that's just my opinion
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Post by Long A, Short A on May 22, 2007 22:27:56 GMT -5
bah, you probably throw like a girl* *again, stereotypes used for comedic hyperbole. Conveniently enough, I do. Though I was thinking more "fencing" and less "football". Either way, it sounds like a part of the Mrs. Al Green workout.
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Post by eeriebagel on May 22, 2007 22:42:38 GMT -5
To the people who are offended by this thread: guess what, everyone has opinions and not all of them are the same as yours. In other words, "tough cookies" or something. Mm, there's a difference between opinion and taking it to misogynistic levels. It's a man's world/men are better than women/blahblahblah isn't opinion. It's oppression and hate. But that's just my opinion So totally in agreement that it's amazing.
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Corporate H
Grimlock
He Buries Them Alive
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Post by Corporate H on May 22, 2007 22:42:55 GMT -5
To the people who are offended by this thread: guess what, everyone has opinions and not all of them are the same as yours. In other words, "tough cookies" or something. Mm, there's a difference between opinion and taking it to misogynistic levels. It's a man's world/men are better than women/blahblahblah isn't opinion. It's oppression and hate. But that's just my opinion Oh, I wasn't referrering. I myself feel oppressed on a daily basis and I'm a white male living in America.
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Post by TRMcGillicutty on May 22, 2007 23:10:56 GMT -5
As previously stated, I just straight up don't find many women that funny. It just is how it is, I didn't go out of my way to just go "ew she's a girl, she's automatically not funny!" but I can't name a single female comedian who can get me to do more than just smirk.
Now, that's not to say that women in TV shows or something aren't funny. I'm talking COMEDIANS, like of the stand-up variety, who I don't find funny, and to be fair, I've found some of the women who suck ass at stand-up funny on TV (Sarah Silverman's show doesn't suck as much as it should, I'll admit it, thus negating my previous post in this thread).
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on May 22, 2007 23:17:06 GMT -5
As previously stated, I just straight up don't find many women that funny. It just is how it is, I didn't go out of my way to just go "ew she's a girl, she's automatically not funny!" but I can't name a single female comedian who can get me to do more than just smirk. Now, that's not to say that women in TV shows or something aren't funny. I'm talking COMEDIANS, like of the stand-up variety, who I don't find funny, and to be fair, I've found some of the women who suck ass at stand-up funny on TV (Sarah Silverman's show doesn't suck as much as it should, I'll admit it, thus negating my previous post in this thread). That's different though. If you just haven't happened to find a female comedian that makes you laugh, that's one thing. But where this thread has gone is a LOT different than that.
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Post by TRMcGillicutty on May 22, 2007 23:18:23 GMT -5
Well on that note, I'll just sit back and wait for the lawsuits and the "Sensitivity Training" to begin.
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