littlenaitch
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Post by littlenaitch on Jan 23, 2007 0:25:27 GMT -5
WWE Mobile is reporting that John Cena has suffered a ruptured spleen and has refused medical attention. Now is this kayfabe or is this real?
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Post by wahoowah11 on Jan 23, 2007 0:26:35 GMT -5
kayfabe
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 23, 2007 0:26:37 GMT -5
CAN CENA'S SPLEEN OVERCOME THE ODDS?!
*Cut to the Rumble, where Cena's Spleen FUs Umaga*
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Post by 2 time pro bowler Fred Dryer on Jan 23, 2007 0:26:43 GMT -5
What do you think?
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Post by MGH on Jan 23, 2007 0:26:44 GMT -5
MORE ODDZ TO OVERCOME OMGZ HE CANT DO IT!
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MCP Hates You
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Post by MCP Hates You on Jan 23, 2007 0:27:02 GMT -5
My friend's spleen blew up once. You don't refuse medical attention, because if you do, you die.
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Post by Scarlet Moon on Jan 23, 2007 0:27:07 GMT -5
Kayfabe. He ruptured his spleen and refused medical attention? Riiiiiiight. Don't worry, I'm sure the doctor will hook him up without leaving a scar. Woah, flashback.
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Post by Error on Jan 23, 2007 0:27:24 GMT -5
WWE Mobile is reporting that John Cena has suffered a ruptured spleen and has refused medical attention. Now is this kayfabe or is this real? If real he'd be dead before morning.
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nisi
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Post by nisi on Jan 23, 2007 0:27:36 GMT -5
At least it's not his chitlins.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 23, 2007 0:27:42 GMT -5
That's not the worst of it.....I hear of a sinister plan to feed bad calms on Sunday.
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Garee
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Post by Garee on Jan 23, 2007 0:27:44 GMT -5
I'm sure it's real, and Umaga is really a savage in real life too
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EvilMasterBetty, Esq.
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Jan 23, 2007 0:29:13 GMT -5
Let's ask Chris Simms what it's like to rupture your Spleen. You don't refuse medical attention unless you're trying to kill yourself.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jan 23, 2007 0:31:45 GMT -5
Let's ask Chris Simms what it's like to rupture your Spleen. You don't refuse medical attention unless you're trying to kill yourself. QFT Complete kayfabe bullshit
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Post by Scarlet Moon on Jan 23, 2007 0:32:12 GMT -5
It's so stupid, though. WWE could have at least tried something a little more believable. This is just one small step under "Cena puked up his heart and lungs backstage after being attacked by Umaga, he refused medical attention but is determined to face Umaga at the Royal Rumble".
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erisi236
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Post by erisi236 on Jan 23, 2007 0:34:10 GMT -5
When are they going to realize that the more they put Cena "up against the odds" the more we know he's going to win?
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 23, 2007 0:34:53 GMT -5
God. It would be just typical if they made that Cena died for minute or so and came back to life cause he is so commited to the business.
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Corporate H
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Post by Corporate H on Jan 23, 2007 0:35:17 GMT -5
BAH GAWD THAT SPLEEN HAS A FAMILY!
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Post by MGH on Jan 23, 2007 0:35:24 GMT -5
If they use this as an excuse for him to drop the belt to Umaga if only for one night, I'm fine with it. Or they might go the Hogan route of "OH GOD MY KNEE BROTHER I DONT THINK I'M GOING TO BE ABLE TO MAKE IT TO SUMMERSLA.....OH WAIT.....HAH I BEAT RANDY ORTON ON ONE LEG! HOORAH!".
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Post by odanobunaga on Jan 23, 2007 0:36:32 GMT -5
WWE Mobile is reporting that John Cena has suffered a ruptured spleen and has refused medical attention. Now is this kayfabe or is this real? Note to WWE: Book Cena as a Bad Ass, not as a underdog. Sincerily, the IWC.
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 23, 2007 0:36:49 GMT -5
WORST. KAYFABE. INJURY.EVER.
A ruptured spleen? A ruptured spleen? That's the best they came come up with? Say it was his ribs, his chests, his back! A spleen?! Are you f'n kidding me?!
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