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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 23, 2007 2:14:54 GMT -5
Well, it's not like Bizarro wears a completely different costume from regular Superman. I imagine Bizarro Cena can still win his matches. Then I hate Bizarro Cena too. But he wins his matches by use of, y'know, excellent, compelling storytelling within the ring. Which is the opposite of how regular Cena wins matches (formulaic Hulking up).
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Post by kickassforumguyme on Jan 23, 2007 2:25:00 GMT -5
Cena is so strong!
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Jan 23, 2007 2:26:58 GMT -5
Then I hate Bizarro Cena too. But he wins his matches by use of, y'know, excellent, compelling storytelling within the ring. Which is the opposite of how regular Cena wins matches (formulaic Hulking up). Yeah, well even Benoit and Angle lost matches.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 23, 2007 2:28:54 GMT -5
But he wins his matches by use of, y'know, excellent, compelling storytelling within the ring. Which is the opposite of how regular Cena wins matches (formulaic Hulking up). Yeah, well even Benoit and Angle lost matches. Well, I didn't mean that Bizarro Cena would win ALL his matches. I just meant that he wouldn't lose all of them. Because, if Bizarro Cena can wrestle excellent matches, use a variety of holds, and chain wrestle, but loses every match....then Bizarro Cena = Stevie Richards.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Jan 23, 2007 2:31:13 GMT -5
Yeah, well even Benoit and Angle lost matches. Well, I didn't mean that Bizarro Cena would win ALL his matches. I just meant that he wouldn't lose all of them. Because, if Bizarro Cena can wrestle excellent matches, use a variety of holds, and chain wrestle, but loses every match....then Bizarro Cena = Stevie Richards. And that's why the net loves Stevie.
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Post by heffer111 on Jan 23, 2007 2:35:17 GMT -5
what if it real, and he dies in the morning
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 23, 2007 2:35:42 GMT -5
Well, I didn't mean that Bizarro Cena would win ALL his matches. I just meant that he wouldn't lose all of them. Because, if Bizarro Cena can wrestle excellent matches, use a variety of holds, and chain wrestle, but loses every match....then Bizarro Cena = Stevie Richards. And that's why the net loves Stevie. It's also why DSR stands for "Dancing Stevie Richards." *thumbs up*
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Jan 23, 2007 2:39:46 GMT -5
And that's why the net loves Stevie. It's also why DSR stands for "Dancing Stevie Richards." *thumbs up* That's right, how could I forget!
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Post by The Blue Blazer on Jan 23, 2007 4:50:07 GMT -5
John Cena's head exploded tonight after Umaga's sinister attack. The Champ is expected to make it to the Royal Rumble.
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Jan 23, 2007 5:19:38 GMT -5
Ah. Good old Cena.
He dosn't want to waste the doctor's time with his 'minor' injury. The doctor's can deal with serious things, like the common cold, while he perform's the operation to himself.
Cena IS a doctor you see.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jan 23, 2007 5:25:54 GMT -5
Here's yer Bizarro Seener
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Post by joeman on Jan 23, 2007 11:02:26 GMT -5
All this means is that Cena is Hardcore. It is like the time Tommy Dreamer refused medical assistance after getting his ass handed to him by The Great Khali.
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Post by seanwalsh on Jan 23, 2007 12:21:51 GMT -5
What's next?
Khali/Umaga/whoever: "Your arm's off!" Cena: "What?" Khali/Umaga/whoever: "LOOK!" Cena: "'Tis but a scratch!"
(I know that's a bit out of order, but it'll be true...)
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 23, 2007 12:27:05 GMT -5
you're outta order.. excuse me WWE Current is outta order, the whole damn forum is outta order.. Attica attica...
sorry couldn't resist.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jan 23, 2007 12:30:31 GMT -5
WWE Mobile is reporting that John Cena has suffered a ruptured spleen and has refused medical attention. Now is this kayfabe or is this real? Well, if he wrestles on Sunday (up on the Titantron! It's a rapper! It's a prototype! It's....Super Cena!) and he still has a ruptured spleen, I'm sure he could die. Are the writers smoking the premium stuff and if so, are they subjected to the "wellness program" too?
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jan 23, 2007 12:34:17 GMT -5
CAN CENA'S SPLEEN OVERCOME THE ODDS?! *Cut to the Rumble, where Cena's Spleen FUs Umaga* As long as there's no elevated enzymes, then I say yes.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 23, 2007 12:39:21 GMT -5
CAN CENA'S SPLEEN OVERCOME THE ODDS?! *Cut to the Rumble, where Cena's Spleen FUs Umaga* As long as there's no elevated enzymes, then I say yes. Don't you mean "Bizarro elevated enzymes"?
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jan 23, 2007 12:40:53 GMT -5
When are they going to realize that the more they put Cena "up against the odds" the more we know he's going to win? Call is the Cena Effect...or up until Sunday...the Brady effect.
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Post by Shy Guy on Jan 23, 2007 12:51:37 GMT -5
When are they going to realize that the more they put Cena "up against the odds" the more we know he's going to win? Call is the Cena Effect...or up until Sunday...the Brady effect. YOU TAKE THAT BACK! YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW! anyways. i'd love to see the little 11year old looking at his cellphone and tell one of his parents that cena has a ruptured spleen, and the mom or dad goes, "jimmy, thats stupid. he'd be dead if he refused medical attention. god, don't you know wrestling is fake?"
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 23, 2007 12:55:33 GMT -5
Brady effect, Brady effect, Brady effect.
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