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Post by The Wraith on Jan 23, 2007 12:58:37 GMT -5
Brady effect, Brady effect, Brady effect. At least now we know what happens when you say that in front of a mirror.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 23, 2007 12:59:32 GMT -5
Brady effect, Brady effect, Brady effect. At least now we know what happens when you say that in front of a mirror. I say you're a bastard!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 23, 2007 13:01:02 GMT -5
Great now I gotta smoke some angel dust and then eat a sandwich.
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Post by The Wraith on Jan 23, 2007 13:04:56 GMT -5
Ain't no damn after-school special.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 23, 2007 13:07:09 GMT -5
Run b*tches! Mirror phatasm Wayne Brady's on the loose!
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Post by The Wraith on Jan 23, 2007 13:12:33 GMT -5
AW S***! IT'S WAYNE BRADY, SON!
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Post by gsguy on Jan 23, 2007 13:41:58 GMT -5
Don't worry people, Cena has already being comforted by a person who know spleen problems:
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jan 23, 2007 13:43:21 GMT -5
ZOMG TEH ODDS ARR STACKD 4 CENA!!
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Post by 'Smart' Mark Poindexter on Jan 23, 2007 13:45:14 GMT -5
He is Super Cena,if Umaga's Kryptonite Spike can't take him down neither can his own malfunctioning body.
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Post by Psy on Jan 23, 2007 13:55:31 GMT -5
Ruptured spleen: Rupture of the capsule of the spleen, an organ in the upper left part of the abdomen, is a potential catastrophe that requires immediate medical and surgical attention. Splenic rupture permits large amounts of blood to leak into the abdominal cavity which is severely painful and life-threatening. Shock and, ultimately, death can result. Patients typically require an urgent operation. Rupture of a normal spleen can be caused by trauma, for example, in an accident. If an individual's spleen is enlarged, as is frequent in mononucleosis, most physicians will not allow activities (such as major contact sports) where injury to the abdomen could be catastrophic. Source
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 23, 2007 14:01:10 GMT -5
Is it just me, or does Cena's power seem to exponentially increase with the number of opponents he's facing?
It seems like the more opponents he faces in a match, the greater the odds of him destroying them all.
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Post by gsguy on Jan 23, 2007 14:14:57 GMT -5
Is it just me, or does Cena's power seem to exponentially increase with the number of opponents he's facing? It seems like the more opponents he faces in a match, the greater the odds of him destroying them all. I can't wait till he fights his wrestlemania match. He'll be on his deathbed, overcoming the odds
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Post by -Lithium- on Jan 23, 2007 14:24:16 GMT -5
I guess its bad at this point I wouldnt be AS sad if Cena got an injury (not wishing), thats how sick I am of him on TV...
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 23, 2007 14:28:01 GMT -5
Cena get mad, Cena get strong, SMASH puny humans!
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Post by Shy Guy on Jan 23, 2007 14:31:56 GMT -5
Cena injury update By Jen Hunt Written: January 23, 2007 As reported yesterday by WWE Mobile Alerts, WWE Champion John Cena was injured last night on Raw when Umaga bulldozed him through a table. Cena was left with severe abdominal pain from the fall, which WWE doctor Ferdinand Rios suspected was due to a ruptured spleen. Cena was taken to a nearby medical facility for an abdominal CT scan, but refused admission and left the hospital under his own power— against the advice of the attending physician. Many question the reasoning behind Cena ignoring the potentially severe injury. According to doctors, physical activity, especially contact sports, could be catastrophic. WWE.com has learned of a new clause in the company’s wellness policy. When a Superstar is admitted to a medical facility, there is a minimum number of days the Superstar cannot compete. This is dependent upon the severity of the condition diagnosed. Cena’s subsequent actions after his diagnosis raises the question: did Cena refuse to be admitted to the hospital to avoid the risk of not being cleared to defend his title against Umaga at the Royal Rumble this Sunday? It’s no secret he wants revenge on the Samoan Bulldozer, but is refusing the needed medical attention the right decision? Could Cena be jeopardizing his career for his lust for retribution? www.wwe.com
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Post by gsguy on Jan 23, 2007 14:32:32 GMT -5
Cena injury update By Jen Hunt Written: January 23, 2007 As reported yesterday by WWE Mobile Alerts, WWE Champion John Cena was injured last night on Raw when Umaga bulldozed him through a table. Cena was left with severe abdominal pain from the fall, which WWE doctor Ferdinand Rios suspected was due to a ruptured spleen. Cena was taken to a nearby medical facility for an abdominal CT scan, but refused admission and left the hospital under his own power— against the advice of the attending physician. Many question the reasoning behind Cena ignoring the potentially severe injury. According to doctors, physical activity, especially contact sports, could be catastrophic. WWE.com has learned of a new clause in the company’s wellness policy. When a Superstar is admitted to a medical facility, there is a minimum number of days the Superstar cannot compete. This is dependent upon the severity of the condition diagnosed. Cena’s subsequent actions after his diagnosis raises the question: did Cena refuse to be admitted to the hospital to avoid the risk of not being cleared to defend his title against Umaga at the Royal Rumble this Sunday? It’s no secret he wants revenge on the Samoan Bulldozer, but is refusing the needed medical attention the right decision? Could Cena be jeopardizing his career for his lust for retribution? www.wwe.comExploding ring match for the Rumble, book it! Seriously, I can't believe that they think the fans are this stupid.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 23, 2007 14:34:15 GMT -5
Good grief.. do we NEED the video package they're sure to create for this?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 23, 2007 15:08:07 GMT -5
I still like the Brady effect line btw. Hilarious.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 23, 2007 15:09:35 GMT -5
The guy no-sold getting stabbed half to death a couple of years ago. He's like Wolverine.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 23, 2007 15:10:56 GMT -5
Man the comics references have been coming fast and furious in this thread.
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