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Post by BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED! on Jan 23, 2007 15:14:15 GMT -5
Caution: You are experiencing a work. Please do not think this will lead to an Umaga victory at the Royal Rumble. Thank You.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Jan 23, 2007 15:17:26 GMT -5
Caution: You are experiencing a work. Please do not think this will lead to an Umaga victory at the Royal Rumble. Thank You. I predicted something like that would happen last night. To paraphrase a mister RD: I am not a GEEK or a NERD or a POS3R SMARK or a POINDEXTER or a.... you get the point
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Post by MGH on Jan 23, 2007 15:19:06 GMT -5
I'm just waiting for the "he got shot in the head" storyline. Where he rises from the hospital bed and comes out with a bandaged head (just one bandage, that's it) and FUs everyone attacking Shawn Michaels.
"WHETHER YOU LIKE HIM OR HATE HIM BAW GAWD, YOU HAVE TO ADMIRE THE GUTS OF THE WWE CHAMPION, JOHN CENA!"
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 23, 2007 15:24:47 GMT -5
Thanks to WWE's 'Even Stevens' booking, we know that Cena will win at the Rumble and likely put both Umaga and Estrada out for good. He will then pose, and people will cheer.
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Post by Error on Jan 23, 2007 15:43:15 GMT -5
All of this leads me to believe that if Cena was seriously injured (like Trips' quad tear, Rey's knee injuries, Batista's muscle tears or a neck injury) between now and Trips return that the WWE would be super screwed.
They couldn't use the injury stuff anymore killing off everything they have built Cena on and the main event scene on all three shows would be screwed with the amount of reshuffling they would do to make up for his loss.
I guess it is a testament to him and his toughness that he has hasn't been injured yet.
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Post by EvilShadow76 on Jan 23, 2007 16:04:21 GMT -5
Boy...that Cena's tough as hell isn't he? Why not just spell it out aloud that he's "overcoming the odds" for the official 999,999,999th time and retaining Sunday? This super Marine bulls*it is really insulting. What's truly amazing is there some out there who are actually entertained by all this. All I can say is: if you think this Cena crud is entertaining...it sure as hell doesn't take much to please you
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Post by Desi on Jan 23, 2007 16:07:03 GMT -5
This super Marine bulls*it is really insulting. What's truly amazing is there some out there who are actually entertained by all this. All I can say is: if you think this Cena crud is entertaining...it sure as hell doesn't take much to please you And you say that as if it's a bad thing. People should enjoy whatever the Hell they like and not be afraid to get attacked because of that.
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Jan 23, 2007 16:11:17 GMT -5
Cena overcoming the odds for the gazillionth time-
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Post by MGH on Jan 23, 2007 16:12:19 GMT -5
The odds even caught up with Austin and Rock when they were on top. If this was 2002 Cena would have taken Jericho's Undisputed title AND taken out the nWo, Lance Storm, and Christian while doing it
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Post by Will Has 'Til Five, Ref on Jan 23, 2007 16:24:16 GMT -5
This just in from WWE Mobile: John Cena has died from his ruptured spleen but his re-animated corpse will still defend the title this Sunday and if he comes out on top Zombie Cena will appear on the following night's episode of Raw to take on WWE newcomer Ash. When told his debut match would be against the undead champion of the world, Ash's reponse was "Groovy!"
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Post by littlenaitch on Jan 23, 2007 21:49:20 GMT -5
What part of the body was Cena stabbed at back in 04?
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 23, 2007 21:50:28 GMT -5
What part of the body was Cena stabbed at back in 04? His kidney, I think. Funny, he doesn't seem to have any scars.
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Post by skiller on Jan 23, 2007 22:17:13 GMT -5
What part of the body was Cena stabbed at back in 04? His kidney, I think. Funny, he doesn't seem to have any scars. Even funnier, it only took a month to completely heal.
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Post by Voldemar H. "Brak" Guerta on Jan 23, 2007 22:20:35 GMT -5
Man, I'm glad I don't have WWE Mobile. I'd be pissed if I got stupid text messages like this...
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Post by samachine on Jan 23, 2007 22:21:18 GMT -5
His kidney, I think. Funny, he doesn't seem to have any scars. Even funnier, it only took a month to completely heal. Even funnier, the guys name was Jesus
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Post by HRH The KING on Jan 23, 2007 22:35:23 GMT -5
In the movie, Cena single-handedly rescues hostages from Al-Qaeda, survives in a car which is hit about three million times with bullets, and somehow doesn't get killed when clinging to the side door of a truck which is driven though wooden shacks and fire.
So a little thing like a ruptured spleen won't bother him.
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