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Post by ghettooverlord on Jan 23, 2007 0:42:36 GMT -5
- Rajah.com is reporting that John Cena's spleen has refused medical treatment. It is scheduled to win the Royal Rumble and compete against John Cena for the WWE title.
- WWE RAW once again broke another ratings record, scoring a 30.1 rating with a 33.2 quarter. This makes it the highest rated show on television for the 17th straight week.
- The plans originally called for Samoa Joe to win the Royal Rumble, but they have been nixed in favor of a Punk/Joe match at Wrestlemania. It will likely be another sixty-minute iron man match.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 23, 2007 0:45:31 GMT -5
If he refused medical treatment, how do they know it's a ruptured spleen? Cena has X-ray vision now?
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Post by ghettooverlord on Jan 23, 2007 0:47:49 GMT -5
If he refused medical treatment, how do they know it's a ruptured spleen? Cena has X-ray vision now? - According to Rajah.com, the plan was for John Cena to not realize his spleen had been ruptured. Rather, at the Cena/Test interpromotional WWE title match, the spleen would make a run-in and try to cost John Cena the title. This would set up a potential Wrestlemania feud between Cena and his spleen.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 23, 2007 0:51:26 GMT -5
-Cena would have to then call in his kidneys for backup. Setting up the Cena/his kidneys/HBK vs. his spleen/ Rated RKO/ Umaga six man/ 3 organ tag.
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Post by erisi236 on Jan 23, 2007 0:56:40 GMT -5
Cena has multiple versions of all his organs, when one is ruptured another takes over.
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Post by joeman on Jan 23, 2007 0:57:55 GMT -5
I can't wait for a spinner spleen to show up soon.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 23, 2007 1:06:23 GMT -5
They'll take the ruptured spleen and rebuild it AND clone a new John. the Cenas will then go on to win the tag belts, while John 2 takes the IC strap.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 23, 2007 1:07:20 GMT -5
They'll take the ruptured spleen and rebuild it AND clone a new John. the Cenas will then go on to win the tag belts, while John 2 takes the IC strap. THE sort of ONE MAN POWER TRIP!
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Jan 23, 2007 1:07:34 GMT -5
God. It would be just typical if they made that Cena died for minute or so and came back to life cause he is so commited to the business. Don't worry that'll happen in early March when Rated RKO attacks Cena in the back on Raw.
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Post by Scarlet Moon on Jan 23, 2007 1:08:08 GMT -5
Cena has multiple versions of all his organs, when one is ruptured another takes over. That wouldn't be against the odds. Most likely, Cena's entire system is powered by a one legged hamster running on a square wheel. I hear rumours that his lungs are two brown paper bags taped to a straw. Such a li'l trooper.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 23, 2007 1:09:01 GMT -5
They'll take the ruptured spleen and rebuild it AND clone a new John. the Cenas will then go on to win the tag belts, while John 2 takes the IC strap. Also, considering how little they care about the tag team and IC titles, I'm surprised they just didn't put all those belts on the One True John Cena.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 23, 2007 1:10:36 GMT -5
In three months a third clone that has been denied a Y chromosome will come along and dominate the Divas in short order as Johnna becomes women's champ.
Edit: I just realized that would only be the second clone- I can't count. I got as clone happy as mid 90's Marvel for a sec.
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Post by CrazySting on Jan 23, 2007 1:12:51 GMT -5
Why are they saying he refused medical attention for a ruptured spleen? That doesn't make him sound tough, it makes him sound stupid.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 23, 2007 1:13:57 GMT -5
In three months a third clone that has been denied a Y chromosome will come along and dominate the Divas in short order as Johnna becomes women's champ. Edit: I just realized that would only be the second clone- I can't count. I got as clone happy as mid 90's Marvel for a sec. The Amazing Cena-Man vs. Scarlet Cena?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 23, 2007 1:14:04 GMT -5
Stupid like a fox. A really really stupid fox.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 23, 2007 1:14:45 GMT -5
Why are they saying he refused medical attention for a ruptured spleen? That doesn't make him sound tough, it makes him sound stupid. Because 10-year-olds don't know what a spleen is...?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 23, 2007 1:14:55 GMT -5
With Cena-cide showing up to confuse things further.
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Post by CrazySting on Jan 23, 2007 1:16:07 GMT -5
Heck, even Jack Bauer will recieve medical attention. Provided he doesn't have to stop a bomber that very minute.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 23, 2007 1:16:16 GMT -5
With Cena-cide showing up to confuse things further. I'm just hoping we get the Cen-biote, and Maximum Cenage!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 23, 2007 1:16:34 GMT -5
Speaking of Spider Clones, I ALWAYS thought Kane's original look was modeled on Kaine, with different color schemes.
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