AriadosMan
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Post by AriadosMan on Dec 1, 2007 10:49:00 GMT -5
reason hornswogle is on tv is the easiest way to say it is that he has to win matches still. he just beat carlos carlito. you people are all like jericho who is also small and has same haircut that woman at schools library has and she is of a woman!!!!! hornswogle might be a good wrestle and you dont gave him chance. Learn to write coherently.
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Post by PTBartman on Dec 1, 2007 10:55:27 GMT -5
See I don't see Hornswoggle as being put out for the kids, I think it's for the aging boomers like me. I'm sorry I mark for the Looney Tune gags. (yes I know the tunnel looked totally fake, but hey it's just a TV show.) I'm also intrigued by the story line. Will finlay turn on Hornswoggle? Will Hornswoggle turn on Finlay? Will shane get in volved? Will coach get an anvil dropped on his head?
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Post by doytch on Dec 1, 2007 11:52:37 GMT -5
reason hornswogle is on tv is the easiest way to say it is that he has to win matches still. he just beat carlos carlito. you people are all like jericho who is also small and has same haircut that woman at schools library has and she is of a woman!!!!! hornswogle might be a good wrestle and you dont gave him chance. Learn to write coherently. you do
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metylerca
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Post by metylerca on Dec 1, 2007 12:05:55 GMT -5
Question: if the ratings haven't actually increased with the increased amount of airtime for Hornswoggle, why does everybody assume all those "little kids who love the WWE" are tuning in to see him? I have yet to see legions of people wearing Hornswoggle T-shirts like they were wearing Rock and Austin T-shirts during the Attitude era. And before someone makes this into yet another "OMFG SHUT UP YOU ELITIST" argument, I distinctly remember many of those T-shirts were worn by...little kids. Kids like things that they think are "adult", not things they think are "kiddy". Ok, I put thought into this, so read if you will. Hornswaggle appeals to the live crowds and is over, if you haven't yet noticed. I cannot recall a time when the crowd was booing him at all. They must like seeing him. It might be little kids, it might be old people, hell, it might even be people in the 18-49 demographic; it just seems to be over. Of course people aren't going to tune in to see a midget every week, it's not the prime advertising point they show on commercials anyways. That's not to say that all people love the guy, such as you don't like seeing him on television. However, unless the live crowds suddenly start to boo him and chant "We Want Wrestling" whenever a Hornswaggle segment is on, expect to see him until WWE has nothing else for him to do. I don't really see what the whole backlash against having him on PPV against Khali was, seeing how it was 3 minutes long and set up another, more serious match-up. It did fit the feeling of "Damn, the midget's gonna get his ass kicked" across and did the job well. By the same token, it'd be like people turning against Santino because he comes out and cuts awesome promos. "We Want Wrestling!" would be the last thing an IWC person would want to hear because it entertains them. But, truth be told, I haven't seen alot of really good wrestling coming from Santino at all, and until I do, I still consider him someone who's good at the mic but not in the ring. So if it's okay for one guy to come out and have 10 minute segments a week with little to no wrestling involved, I can't see where you're coming from by hating on WWE putting comedy segments for 5 minutes a week. If you want something to at least compromise with, take note that at least the midget isn't on for 40 minutes a week like a certain Kurt Angle. But of course, you'd probably never hear it that way. -metylerca
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Post by metylerca on Dec 1, 2007 12:10:33 GMT -5
I always love commenting these posts; ....if the IWC ran wrestling, there'd be 50 minute matches with 100lb guys on every week, and they'd all be heels. geesh. And somehow there would still be heel turns and no backstage segments. And even then, there'd be so many people from Chikara and ROH brought in to increase the ratings.
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doytch
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Post by doytch on Dec 1, 2007 12:47:10 GMT -5
kids have not allowed to watch tv at 11 pm on school nites. hornswoggle
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Post by Bones58 on Dec 1, 2007 13:14:54 GMT -5
kids have not allowed to watch tv at 11 pm on school nites. hornswoggle Illiterate troll? Nice gimmick.
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Post by Cap'n Crud on Dec 1, 2007 13:23:50 GMT -5
kids have not allowed to watch tv at 11 pm on school nites. hornswoggle Illiterate troll? Nice gimmick. Is he Borat?
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AriadosMan
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Post by AriadosMan on Dec 1, 2007 13:54:28 GMT -5
kids have not allowed to watch tv at 11 pm on school nites. hornswoggle Translation into literate speech: "Hornswoggle can't possibly be a gimmick for kids because children aren't allowed to watch TV at 11pm on Monday night." By the way, doytch is the poster who thought Batista and Everlast are the same guy.
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Post by KimberlyPagesBoyToy on Dec 2, 2007 1:24:40 GMT -5
I think the E should start a new show on saturday Mornings to appeal to the little kids A cartoon version of Extreme Expose with "Just Throw It On Me" as the theme music for the show? Back to topic though, I think Hornswoggle is hilarious, and my pop gets a huge kick out of him..almost as much as when someone like Jeff Hardy pins someone like Umaga.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2007 1:31:49 GMT -5
kids have not allowed to watch tv at 11 pm on school nites. hornswoggle Translation into literate speech: "Hornswoggle can't possibly be a gimmick for kids because children aren't allowed to watch TV at 11pm on Monday night." By the way, doytch is the poster who thought Batista and Everlast are the same guy. aha! thought so... well dont worry i speak stupid... i can now be Doytch's translator! now you have a new worry! will i turn on Doytch? will he turn on me? will he turn face or will i branch off on my own? have fun... wow im tired and bored
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