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Post by Toom E. Guci on May 18, 2005 20:20:45 GMT -5
Toomi: The next challenger in the Gauntlet, coming to the ring now, we have the man of many wives…fettster.
* fett makes his way to the ring as Dave stands in the ring, awaiting him. Just then, fett is nailed from behind by Addy Bomb. Addy throws fett into the ring apron & then grabs him. Addy nails a Bomb Drop on the outside floor. Addy tosses fett into the ring & climbs in, himself. Dave just sits in the corner, watching, as Addy throws fett into the ropes & nails the POOOOOOOOOOOOUNCE!! Dave walks on over & covers fett for the 1-2-3 as Addy raises Davies’ hand in victory. *
Toomi: Wow, wasn’t expecting that quickness. The next opponent in the Gauntlet…are ya ready Davies? HM Myles.
* HM Myles comes walking down to the ring with his hoodie on. Davies sends Addy on his way, as Addy walks past HM & the 2 have a stare down. HM hops in the ring as Davies attacks him from the get go. Davies yanks the hoodie over HM & starts choking him with it. Davies tosses HM aside using the hoodie as a swing. Davies lifts up HM & throws him into the ropes, hitting a clothesline. Davies lifts up HM, but HM counters & nails an armdrag takedown. HM grabs Davies in an armbar. HM applies pressure as Davies reaches for the ropes. HM is forced to release the hold. Davies gets to his feet as HM does as well. Davies starts throwing punches, as HM follows through with some of his own. Davies lands a low blow kick to HM & grabs his head, setting up a piledriver. Davies plants HM’s head into the mat & goes for a cover. HM manages to kick out. Davies grabs HM into a slam & hits a snake eyes in the corner. Davies grabs HM again from behind & hits a Triple Play German Suplex. Davies climbs to the top rope & leaps off with a moonsault. HM manages to roll out of the way & out of the ring. HM reaches into the ring & grabs Davies by the hair, pulling him out of the ring. HM throws Davies into the barricade. HM grabs the ring steps & moves them just a bit. HM walks across the arena floor & runs towards the steps, running the steps, using it as a launch pad for a bulldog. Davies crashes down, headfirst, onto the arena floor. HM climbs onto the barricade & lands a moonsault onto a prone Davies. HM grabs Davies & sets him up for a Myles Clash outside the ring. Davies is able to reverse it into a back bodydrop. But, Davies is weakened a bit from all the action he’s had. Davies grabs HM, but HM knees Davies & hits a DDT onto the arena floor. HM grabs Davies & throws him into the barricade. HM jumps up onto the barricade & runs it, leaping on Davies & hitting a Hurricanarama on the arena floor. HM tosses Davies onto the Egyptian Announce Table. HM climbs onto the Egyptian Announce Table & grabs Davies. HM sets Davies up & nails a Myles Clash through the Egyptian Announce Table. HM staggers to his feet & grabs Davies & tosses him into the ring. HM climbs to the top rope & leaps off the top rope with an Asai Moonsault. Davies just barely manages to get his knees up. HM collapses on the ring apron as Davies grabs the ropes. Davies staggers to his feet with the aid of the ropes. Davies starts kicking in the gut. Davies lifts up HM & throws him into the corner. Davies manages to run & spear HM in the corner. Davies grabs HM & tosses him out of the corner. Davies struggles to get to the top rope. Davies looks down & hits a Shooting Star Press from the top rope & connects. The referee starts to issue a count as HM barely gets his shoulder up. Davies staggers to his feet in frustration. Davies grabs HM & hits another Triple Play German Suplex. Davies grabs HM in an abominable stretch. Davies grabs the ropes for leverage then lets go. Davies grabs the ropes again, then lets go. Davies grabs the ropes again, but the ref kicks his hand away as HM nails a hiptoss reversal. HM grabs Davies, but Davies breaks the hold. Davies scoops up HM & hits a Cradle Piledriver. Davies quickly heads to the top rope, where he looks down on a motionless & leaps off with a Praying Flying Headbutt. Davies just barely covers HM as the referee counts 1-2-3. Davies struggles to his feet & collapses in the corner. Davies wipes the hair out of his eyes & notices some blood on his forehead. Davies stumbles out of the ring & grabs a bottle of water at ringside. He pours the water over his head & sits down in the timekeeper’s chair as he awaits the announcement of his next opponent.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on May 18, 2005 20:21:49 GMT -5
Toomi: The next challenger in the Gauntlet is making his EWT return. Ladies & gentlemen, I give to you…..EWT Hall of Famer 8Syxx.
* Davies gets a shocked look on his face as he sees 8Syxx making his return to the wrestling ring. Davies just stands there, unsure of what to do as 8Syxx gets in the ring to a huge ovaition. As he soaks in the cheers. 8Syxx gets on the second rope & starts taunting Davies, who’s still outside the ring. Davies is hesitant to get in the ring, but after a few minutes, heads into the ring. The bell sounds as Davies circles around 8Syxx. The 2 finally lock up & shove apart. The 2 lock up again & shove apart. The 2 finally lock up again, as Davies hits a low blow knee on 8Syxx. Davies then lands a knee to 8Syxx’s face. Davies throws 8Syxx into the ropes & hits him with a high knee. Davies grabs 8Syxx & goes to throw him in the corner. 8Syxx runs at Davies & runs up his front, flips, lands on his feet, & dropkicks him in the chest. 8Syxx grabs Davies & throws him into the ropes & hits a Russian Legsweep. 8Syxx gets to his feet & drops an elbow to the back of Davies’ head. 8Syxx grabs a headlock on Davies lying on the mat. 8Syxx grabs Davies by the arm & starts to apply the STF. 8Syxx starts to apply pressure as Davies struggles. Davies reaches for the ropes as 8Syxx pulls back on him. Davies manages to get his foot on the rope as the referee forces 8Syxx to release the hold. 8Syxx gets to his feet & grabs Davies by the hair, tossing him into the corner. 8Syxx hoists Davies up onto the top rope & climbs to the second rope. 8Syxx grabs Davies shoulders & leaps into the air for a Hurricanarama. Davies manages to reverse it & turn it into a powerbomb off the top rope. A weak Davies attempts a pinfall, but 8Syxx manages a kick out. Davies gets to his feet as 8Syxx does as well. Davies manages a dropkick that sends 8Syxx into the ropes, where he gets tangled up. Davies sees this as an advantage, where he slides out of the ring. He grabs the timekeeper’s chair that he was sitting in earlier & slides back in the ring with it. Davies holds the chair above his head & heads for a struggling 8Syxx. The referee stops trying to aid 8Syxx to try & stop Davies. Davies shoves the referee aside & approaches 8Syxx. 8Syxx starts to kick as he’s still tied up. Davies brings the chair down hard on 8Syxx. Davies does this 3 more times, busting 8Syxx open. Davies unties 8Syxx from the ropes & tosses the chair down. Davies grabs 8Syxx & nails a Cradle Piledriver onto the chair. Davies goes for a cover as the referee staggers over to make the count. 8Syxx kicks out at 2. Davies gets frustrated & argues with the referee. As he’s not looking, 8Syxx gets to his feet. Davies turns just in time to have the chair crash down on his head. 8Syxx tosses the chair down & nails Davies with a DDT onto the chair. 8Syxx grabs Davies & tosses him into the corner. 8Syxx grabs the chair & runs at Davies, hitting a dropkick onto the chair & Davies face. 8Syxx tosses the chair aside & runs at Davies, hitting a Bronco Buster in the corner. The crowd erupts for that one. 8Syxx lifts up Davies & tosses him over the top rope. 8Syxx climbs the top rope, but then gets an idea. 8Syxx slides out of the ring & reaches under the ring. 8Syxx pulls a ladder out from under the ring & sets the 20-foot ladder up. 8Syxx then pulls a table out from under the ring & sets it up. 8Syxx grabs Davies & punches him various times. 8Syxx lays Davies out on the table & climbs the ladder. 8Syxx looks out at the crowd as they go crazy & leaps off the ladder with a Swanton Bomb, crashing Davies through the table. 8Syxx can barely get up, as Davies lay crumbled under him. The referee looks down as Toomi Bischoff sits ringside since he’s the announcer tonight. Toomi shakes his head yes as the referee slides out of the ring & issues the 1-2-3, declaring the returning 8Syxx the victor of this fall.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on May 18, 2005 20:23:13 GMT -5
Toomi: Oh, did I forget to mention Falls Count Anywhere? Whatever was I thinking? I must say though, that was one hellacious return for 8Syxx. But, the fun’s not over yet, as the next member of the Gauntlet is…jzbadblood.
* jzbadblood makes his way to the ring as 8Syxx staggers to his feet. 8Syxx decides to cut jz off at the pass, as the 2 start brawling in the aisle way. Both men are throwing lefts & rights as jz manages to grab 8Syxx’s head & rams it into the barricade. Jz grabs 8Syxx & throws him towards the entryway. Jz heads on back towards the entryway, where he grabs 8Syxx & throws him into the rigging set up. 8Syxx lands a knee & grabs jz, thrashing his head into the rigging. 8Syxx leaps into the air, where he connects with a Hurricanarama that sends jz off the stage. 8Syxx gets to his feet & looks down at jz & leaps off with an elbow. Jz manages to roll out of the way as 8Syxx crashes to the concrete floor. 8Syxx grabs his elbow in severe pain as jz gets to his feet. Suddenly, the arena goes dark & a strange yet familiar voice is heard over the public address system:*
Voice: Ow!! Have mercy!!! I’m coming to help you jz!!! Can you dig it? Ow baby!!!
* The lights come on as jz looks around the arena, confused at what he just heard when 8Syxx comes from behind with a schoolboy roll-up & the referee counts 1-2-3.*
Toomi: What the hell was that? Who the hell was that? Oh well, looks like jzbadblood’s out, thus making 8Syxx’s next opponent none other then the EWT Ox Division Champion himself….SPAZ!!!
* Spaz comes running out from the back & attacks 8Syxx from behind by the entryway. Spaz starts kicking at 8Syxx & works on the injured elbow. Spaz grabs 8Syxx & drags him towards the ring, where he tosses him in the ring. Spaz climbs in the ring as 8Syxx gets to his feet. From the camera angle, it looks as if 8Syxx has a dislocated elbow. 8Syxx tries to fight off Spaz off one-handed. Spaz grabs 8Syxx & knees him in the gut. Spaz then grabs 8Syxx & hits a Shockwave. Spaz looks down on 8Syxx & decides to add insult to injury by applying a Crippler Crossface. 8Syxx can’t take anymore with his injury & taps out after 5 minutes of being in the hold, thus making Spaz the winner. Spaz grabs his championship & celebrates in the ring as if he won the whole thing.*
Toomi: Uh uh uh Spaz. It’s far from over. You have to survive six more men to retain your championship. But, if 1 of these final six pin you, then there will be a new champion crowned tonight. Think you can survive?
* Spaz stands in the ring with his belt & gives Toomi the finger & yells:*
Spaz: I sure as hell can survive whatever garbage you throw at me. I am Spaz & without me, nobody would watch this sh**** company.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on May 18, 2005 20:24:09 GMT -5
Toomi: Ya know what Spaz? You’re a funny man. And you deserve a humorous opponent & if I had my full way, I would handpick your next challenge. But, as luck of the draw would have it, your next opponent is Pza.
* Pza walks down to the ring, ready for a fight. Spaz hands the championship belt off, & stands in a battle position. Pza enters the ring as the two men start to stare down each other. Both men lock up in the ring as Spaz challenges the newcomer to a test of strength. Pza hesitates at first, but then reaches up as the 2 men lock up in the test. Pza gets an advantage as he starts pushing Spaz down to one knee. Spaz quickly gets a burst of energy & gets to his feet & pushes with all his might, sending Pza down to a knee. Pza manages to get back to both feet as Spaz lands a kick to the midsection. Spaz grabs Pza & throws him into the corner. Spaz runs at Pza, who counters with a boot to the face. Pza bends over & grabs Spaz, flipping him over the top rope. Pza catapults himself over the top rope & crashes down on Spaz as he gets to his feet. Pza gets to his feet & grabs Spaz, throwing him into the ring post. Pza starts kicking at Spaz multiple times & then grabs Spaz, lifting him up. Pza applies a headlock but Spaz reverse it into a side suplex. Spaz gets to his feet & grabs Pza up, applying a Full Nelson. Spaz turns the Full Nelson into a Full Nelson Slam, slamming Pza hard on the ground. Spaz lifts Pza up again & grabs him, pulling into a Snap Suplex on the outside of the ring. Spaz quickly gets to his feet & grabs Pza up by the hair again. Spaz grabs Pza up, who’s feeling weary at this point, & tosses him back in the ring. Spaz rolls into the ring as Pza reaches into his trunks & pulls something out. Spaz bends over to pick him up & is punched in the face. Spaz falls backwards as he’s now busted open. Pza uses the ropes to help himself up as he climbs on top of Spaz & starts punching him where he’s bleeding. This opens Spaz open more. Pza gets to his feet & drops what’s in his hand, brass knuckles. Pza gets to the ropes & climbs up, looking down on a bloody Spaz. Pza dives off, crashing down on Spaz with a Five Star Frogsplash. Pza goes for a cover but Spaz just manages to get his hand on the rope for a break. Pza gets to his feet & starts kicking away at Spaz. Pza lifts up Spaz & hoists him over his shoulder, nailing a running powerslam. Pza grabs Spaz’s leg & applies a figure four leglock. Pza holds the move for 5 minutes as Spaz finally manages to reverse it so that Pza has to release the hold. Pza gets to his feet as Spaz grabs the ropes, getting to his feet as well. Pza runs towards the ropes as Spaz back bodydrops Pza over the ropes. Spaz climbs out of the ring & grabs Pza, hip tossing him onto the Finland Announce Table. Spaz climbs up onto the announce table & grabs Pza. Spaz motions for the Shockwave as he brings Pza down through the table. Spaz hooks Pza’s leg as the referee counts 1-2-3, declaring Spaz the winner. A bloody Spaz grabs the Ox Division Championship as if he has won again.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on May 18, 2005 20:25:12 GMT -5
Toomi: Spaz, Spaz, Spaz…you’re looking awfully bloody there. Need a towel? How about…the next opponent in the Gauntlet, Billy Ubermark!!
* Billy starts making his way to the ring when he’s attacked from behind with a chair wielding Moxie. Moxie smashes the chair on the back of Billy & starts kicking away at home. Moxie grabs the chair & sets it up in position, grabbing Billy into an Atomic Drop. Instead of bringing Billy down on the his knee, he brings him down with the back of the chair crashing onto Billy’s crotch. Moxie starts kicking some more at Billy & grabs his leg, setting him up for a Cloverleaf. Billy holds the move as Spaz walks over towards Moxie after 5 minutes of the move. Spaz just looks at Moxie & smiles, as Moxie releases the hold & Spaz bends over & covers Billy as the referee calls for the bell & counts 1-2-3, declaring Spaz the winner again.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on May 18, 2005 20:26:06 GMT -5
Toomi: Spaz, you do have brains. I’m impressed with you, my friend. But, I wanna see if I can be impressed by the next challenger, newcomer & the son of EWT Legend Marcel Adams, David Adams.
* Adams runs to the ring, pumped for his first EWT match ever. Adams slides into the ring as Spaz pounces on him for the attack. Spaz starts punching on Adams back as Adams gets to his feet. Adams counters with punches of his own. Adams grabs Spaz by the head & throws him through the ropes. Adams runs towards one side of the ring & bounces of the ropes, diving over the other ropes & crashing onto Spaz with a clothesline. Adams gets to his feet as the fans react in a very positive manner. Adams climbs onto the ring apron & moonsaults off onto Spaz. Adams lifts Spaz up & scoops him into a bodyslam, crashing him down onto the ring steps. Adams climbs onto the barricade & leaps off of it, crashing down an elbow to the throat of Spaz, flipping him off the stairs. Adams gets back to his feet as the fans go nuts for him. Adams heads over to the timekeeper’s table & grabs the Ox Division Championship, admiring it. Adams sets it down as Spaz has managed to get back to his feet & charges at Adams. Adams meets him with a kick to the gut & grabs him, suplexing him outside the ring with his back crashing down on the barricade. A bloody from the previous match & now battered Spaz rolls around the ground in pain. Adams grabs Spaz & slides him into the ring. Adams looks under the ring, where he grabs a steel chair. Adams slides into the ring & grabs the chair, setting it up in the corner between the second & third rope. Adams grabs Spaz & runs at the chair. Spaz barely manages to hit the brakes, sending Adams into the chair. Spaz gets to his feet & grabs Adams. Spaz starts yelling at Adams & throws him into the corner again. Adams flips & lands with his feet on the top rope. Spaz grabs Adams by the head, & climbs onto the top rope. Spaz drops backwards, sending Adams crashing to the mat with a fall away slam. Spaz struggles to his feet & grabs the chair that Adams had set up. Spaz grabs Adams & sets the chair up on his throat, crashing the chair down on the mat. Adams struggles with breathing as Spaz goes for a cover. Adams manages a kick out as Spaz, bleeding, gets frustrated. Spaz grabs Adams in a pumphandle slam, but Adams somehow manages to reverse it into a Neckbreaker. Adams gets to his feet & grabs the chair, placing on Spaz’s face. Adams quickly climbs the top rope & leaps off with a legdrop to the chair. Adams rolls off & grabs the chair again, as well as Spaz. Adams tosses Spaz in the corner & gives the referee the chair, instructing him on something. Adams runs to the other side of the ring & climbs the ropes. Adams quickly leaps off the top rope, driving a dropkick to the chair in the other corner, sending it into Spaz’s face. Adams grabs Spaz & ties up the legs as the referee counts 1-2-3. Adams celebrates in the ring for his first victory in his first ever EWT match. The referee helps a hurt Spaz out of the ring, who’s extremely frustrated.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on May 18, 2005 20:27:00 GMT -5
Toomi: Whoa, looks like somebody’s better then his old man. Not to bad there David. But, you have 1 more path to go & that’s the final match of the Gauntlet. And either young David or his opponent will walk out the new EWT Ox Division Champion. And David, your opponent is none other then Ultimo Chocula.
* UC comes down to the ring as Adams stands on the chair he just used, waiting. UC climbs into the ring & Adams hops off the chair, walking right up into UC’s face. Adams shoves UC, who just laughs at him. UC shoves Adams, who laughs at him as well. Just then Adams gets attacked from behind by a chair wielding Spaz. Spaz hits Adams multiple times as UC decides to just stand back & watch. Spaz drops the chair & grabs Adams, nailing Shockwave onto the chair. Spaz looks down at Adams angry, & leaves the ring. UC decides to try for a pin, but Adams manages a weak kick out. UC grabs Adams & throws him into the ropes, hitting a dropkick. UC hits a standing moonsault on Adams. UC attempts another pin as Adams kicks out. UC climbs the top rope but Adams quickly gets to his feet & runs the ropes, hitting a release belly-to-belly suplex off the top rope. Adams gets back to his feet & runs the ropes, hitting a Rolling Thunder on UC. UC starts getting to his feet as Adams connects with a Shining Wizard. Adams runs to the ropes again & connects with a Lionsault. Adams goes for a pin, but UC kicks out. Adams grabs UC, but UC manages to escape his grasp & drives Adams face first into the mat. UC grabs Adams again & applies a headlock. UC turns it into a bulldog. UC gets to his feet & grabs Adams’ legs, dropping an elbow to his midsection. UC then applies pressure to the leg, but Adams manages to escape by pulling himself outside the ring. UC comes after him, as the 2 exchange punches outside the ring. Adams grabs UC & rams his head into the barricade. Adams grabs UC & applies a sleeperhold. UC starts looking like he’s going out when Adams lifts him up & turns it into a sleeper slam. Adams looks under the ring, where he grabs a table. Adams sets up the table & grabs UC, placing him on the table. Adams quickly climbs the ropes & leaps off with a corkscrew moonsault. UC manages to get out of the way as Adams crashes through the table. UC grabs a piece of the table & hits Adams in the head with it. UC goes for a cover, but Adams kicks out. UC grabs Adams & drags him up the entryway towards the stage. UC bodyslams Adams on the stage. UC drops a legdrop onto Adams. UC scoops up Adams, but Adams manages to escape again. Adams grabs UC & knees him, then grabs him, throwing him off the stage. Adams stands above UC on the stage & looks down. As UC struggles to his feet, Adams leaps off with a moonsault, sending UC crashing down to the concrete. Adams goes for a cover as a faint UC manages to get a shoulder up. Adams grabs a lighting cord & starts choking UC with it. Adams decides to release the hold as UC starts looking weak. Adams grabs UC again & bulldogs him onto the concrete of the arena & rolls him over for the 1-2-3. Adams gets to his feet & turns around, where he is met by another chair shot by an even angrier Spaz. Spaz grabs Adams & sets him up for a Shockwave on the concrete floor, busting Adams open. Spaz then goes to ringside & grabs the Ox Division Championship, heading back to Adams. Spaz stands above Adams, yelling:*
Spaz: My belt, you hear me!! This is my belt, not yours. Not some second rate bastard’s belt such as yourself. MY BELT!!! MY BELT!!!
* Pay per view fades to black with Spaz yelling, holding the championship he just lost.*
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Post by invaderdave on May 18, 2005 20:48:22 GMT -5
I LIKED IT!
Well done, Tooms. Good schtuff.
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jzbadblood
Unicron
Christ, man. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
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Post by jzbadblood on May 18, 2005 21:28:16 GMT -5
BK: Good job man! Jz is backstage holding his tag team title belt, and wondering what the hell is going on. Marcus Cirilius: I'm here with Jzbadblood, current tag team champion, former world champ, who just recently lost to 8Syxx in the Ox Division Championship tournament. Mr. Jz, what was that over the pa system? Jz: Mark, if I knew what it was do you think I would be wandering around backstage with a confused look on my face. Marcus: Umm...does "ow baby" ring any bells? Jz: Ring bells? Smack drums? I'm not an instrument kind of guy. I'm also not a man who takes a loss easily...damn it. Marcus: He said he would help you.. Jz: And? He didn't live up to his word. I lost, didn't I. Well, I'm pissed. I'm really pissed. Jzbadblood doesn't lose unless there is alot of effort put into it, but now it seems any old jackass with a backstage pass can mess with the lights, screw with the audio and get a win over Jz. You know, where the hell were the security guards anyways? Why did they let some nut ruin the show? Marcus: Maybe it was a wrestler? Jz: Maybe it was Ape? I don't know, as pissed as I am about losing, I didn't really want the Ox Division Title. I just don't like to lose. Simple as that. Marcus: Ape? Do you think it was Ape? Jz: I don't know what to think anymore, just tired of all the mystery. From now on I'll only put my money on certainty, and the only things that are certain in life are death, taxes, and violence. Lots of violence. Jz smiles and licks the blood from his teeth while walking away.
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Post by THE Dinobot on May 18, 2005 22:10:57 GMT -5
BK: Great stuff Toomi.
David Adams, crimson mask and all makes his way to the back minutes after the broadcast, and is interviewed by Hoss Matthews as an exclusive for the EWT website/dvd release of the show.
Hoss: David, you just won the Ox Division Championship in one of the most exciting matches ever, and in your debut nonetheless. Any words?
Adams: *breathing heavily, with blood still covering his face* Well, I first and foremost wish I made my father proud with this victory, being it was my debut and all. I went out there as the underdog, everyone knows that. Never had a professional match before. But what happened? I went out there determined and first defeated Spax.....the Ox champion, took what he held so near and dear. And soon after that, I somehow found the strengh to outlast Ultimo Chocula. I have a feeling my father had something to do with this, thank you dad. Now it's time for me to make you proud as champion. But onto business. Ultimo...and everyone else who feels here who feel you would like a title shot, I'd be proud and privileged to grant you a shot. I respect you all. But there is one man, whom I have lost ALL respect for, the man who attacked me AFTER the last match, and that's you, Spaz.
Hoss: Any last words?
Adams: Well, I do look foward to my first title defense. Rather it's against Davies, Moxie, dad's old pal Heiden-Dorf, or that sore loser Spaz. I respect everyone here for doing what they do day in and night out. *begins to tear up* The Ox Division Championship means so much to me, and if I even happen to lose if first defense, the fact that my name is in the same catagory as some of the fine champions this belt has had, and I was able to set out and achieve the near impossible.
Hoss: Thank you David. Now go see the medical and get that face better.
Adams: Yeah.....thank me.
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Post by garyhartsgoatee on May 19, 2005 0:29:43 GMT -5
BK: BADASS PPV TOOMI!!!
BiK: *Pza is backstage with Jimmy Jack Ross*
JJR: Pza, you had a great match at Stone Age just barely losing to spaz... What are your feelings?
Pza: FEELINGS? THIS SUCKS! THAT IS HOW I FEEL! *takes a deep breath to compose himself* Here I am, poised to win the OX Division title when I am pinned due to a stipulation Toomi made up on the spot! I was never told that falls count anywhere! I was cheated... But this isn't the end... There are bigger fish to fry... There is some clown walking around in the EWT with some fake-ass belt claiming to be the Jean Rayban champion or something like that... I don't know where this clown gets off disgracing a great organization like the EWT with his tom-foolery, but if he dosn't watch his step he might end up in the middle of some S*** that he won't be able to get out of alive!!!
*Pza walks away as Jimmy Jack Ross scratches his ass then sniffs his finger*
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Post by The Lach is very tired on May 19, 2005 2:32:48 GMT -5
*The sound of things being thrown around can be heard coming form Spaz's locker room. The camera goes in to find Spaz in a totally enraged state, still wearing his crimson mask, tearing his locker room apart. Hoss Matthews runs in.*
Hoss: Spaz how do you feel now you have lost your OX Division Title?
S: How do I feel? What kind of question is that you turd? *Slaps Hoss* I wasn't beaten by Adams I was beaten by Toomi that no good S.O.B knew that I could beat any 1 EWT Superstar so he made me have to beat half the damn roster. Well I just got one thing to say to Toomi. You took something that was about gold & made it so much worse. Now I will take from you the most important thing there is in the EWT. The Heavyweight Title. That's right now I will win the big gold & I will run this dog & pony show.
*Spaz then slaps Hoss again & hits him with The Shockwave on the locker room floor, spits blood at the camera & leaves.*
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ThePhantom86
Bubba Ho-Tep
Used to be reliable in my unrealiabilty. Now you can't even rely on that anymore.
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Post by ThePhantom86 on May 19, 2005 9:03:36 GMT -5
*cameras catch up to 8Syxx as he is leaving the arena where Stone Age just took place*
Interviewer: 8Syxx, what made you come back to the EWT?
8Syxx: If you remember correctly, during the EWT Hall of Fame ceremony, I said I would pay Toom back for this honor.
Interviewer: So who called whom?
8Syxx: It was a mutual agreement. He called me up and asked if I had interest in a small comeback at Stone Age. Though I was retired, I had still kept in shape so I said why not. I have one of the better workrates than most in the nBo.
Interviewer: What the status of the nBo?
8Syxx: How the hell should I know? It’s not like they ever kept me in the loop, even though I was the work horse of the group. All I got was cheap booze and cheaper hookers, and while that’s fine and all, where did that get us?
Interviewer: …………….
8Syxx: Exactly. They are dead. Got any more stupid questions?
Interviewer: Will we see more of you in the EWT?
8Syxx: That’s up to Toom and my agent. If you’ll excuse me, I need to get some stitches and then hook up with my lady friend.
*camera fades as 8Syxx gets into a limo and drives off*
OOC: Great work Toom! I'm surprised you let me win a match.
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Post by invaderdave on May 19, 2005 9:47:10 GMT -5
Dave sits backstage with A-bomb and Stevie.
A-bomb: Why are you smiling?
Dave: I just feel really good.
Stevie: You had to have like 11 stitches.
Dave: Meh.
Maria Kantankerous walks in.
Maria: Mr. Davies, how do you feel about the Kinks breaking up?
Dave: Wrong Dave Davies.
Maria: Oh. How do you feel about losing.
Dave: Hey. It sucks that I lost. But now people know for sure that I'm nothing to f*** with.
Maria: What do you think about David Adams...Hey, you two have the same name! That's so weird! Tee hee!
Dave: Uh, yeah. Weird. David Adams proved that he really is the son of Marcel Adams. In fact, I think he just might be better than his father. But if I ever have to take him on for that title, well...I was the first David here, and I'm most likely the better David here. If he ever wants to try me, fine. I have no qualms with beating his ass.
Maria: Oh, you said the bad word.
Dave: Yes, I...what?
Maria: You said the a word. I'm telling.
Maria runs out of the room.
Dave: Ah...jeez.
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on May 19, 2005 10:30:16 GMT -5
*HBH and Rosa are backstage with Hoss Matthews*
Hoss: I'm here with the Heartbreak Hitman, who just participated in the OX Division Gauntlet Match. HBH, how do you feel about not winning the OX Division title?
HBH: Well Hoss, I'm sure you and a lot of people think I'm going to be disappointed with not walking out with the title. But to tell you the truth, I'm not. You see, I have my sights set on bigger and better things, like the Tri-State Championship or even the EWT Heavyweight Championship. And all those who stand in my way will feel some Sweet Chin Muzak.
Rosa: Hoss, the Heartbreak Hitman is the fastest rising star in EWT history. He doesn't need a second-rate title like the OX Division title. And I guarantee you that sometime, in the near future, he WILL be the EWT Heavyweight Champion.
HBH: And I believe this interview is finished.
*HBH and Rosa walk off*
Hoss: There you have it, folks. It looks like the Heartbreak Hitman has his sights set on the EWT Heavyweight Championship. Back to you guys at ringside.
BK: Great stuff Toomi.
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Post by heidendorf on May 19, 2005 18:01:17 GMT -5
*not in character* Name: Heiden-Dorf Real Name: John Heidendorf Height: 6'7" Weight: 310-323 Age: 33 Build: Hoss Style: Hoss Theme: from Heidenreich's theme, except using Heiden-Dorf instead of Heidenreich Finisher: Inverted Powerbomb Favorite Moves: any hoss move you see on WWE Titles Held: 1x EWT Tri-State Champion; 2x EWT Stable Champion Affiliations: used to be part of the Communists; now with Mistress Mia and is under spell of the cheese sandwich. Extra brief Bio: cousin of Dorf, was supposed to be EWT's first bisexual wrestler and he failed at it. The only reason he was with the Communists was because of Dorf. Without Dorf, Heiden-Dorf would be a nobody. Heiden-Dorf floated around with the Communists until the fued with Sargeantapeguy landed his big break and amazing gimmick. It was from that fued that the legend of the cheese sandwich had begun, from holding sargeantapeguy's cheese sandwich hostage in Germany after Heiden-Dorf had stolen it. To this day, Heiden-Dorf believes the cheese sandwich is god and will not rid the day of it. Favorite Quote(s): (grunts) Me love...CHEESE SANDWICH...just as much...as...Mistress Mia ;D
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Post by heidendorf on May 19, 2005 18:27:02 GMT -5
*Heiden-Dorf comes out to the ring with Mistress Mia dragging along. Heiden-Dorf is pissed off as he grabs the mike*
*crowd laughs at Heiden-Dorf*
Heiden-Dorf: (grunts)...(grunts)...(grunts)
Mia: SHUT UP! You're scaring my Heidi...or aggravating him, whatever it is, he don't like it. *pets Heiden-Dorf's hair*
Heiden-Dorf: (grunts) That's why...me love Mia...she be a...nice womens. (grunts) But...me have...special announcement. Me...wanna be...credible champ erg...that's why...me belt...EWT Tri-State title...is now gonna...be 24/7!
*Then out of nowhere a jobber approaches*
*Heiden-Dorf assists Mia outside the ring before the jobber had a chance to attack Heiden-Dorf. Once Mia is outside the ring the jobber immediately clubbing blows to Heiden-Dorf's back but it has no effect. Heiden-Dorf turned around gave the blue chipper jobber a spinebuster to keep him down.*
*Heiden-Dorf signals the end...as he delievers the young blue chipper jobber an inverted powerbomb to hell. Heiden-Dorf gets the 3-count and celebrates like a monkey celebrating victory in a war. He then goes to Mia and picks her up and takes her away.*
*commerical airs*
btw, the jobber was the comissioner's brother's son-in-law's best friend.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on May 19, 2005 22:42:12 GMT -5
BK: Good job, Tooms! That was a fun read. Okay, back to the script.
(Michael Cole is backstage with Ultimo Chocula.)
Cole: "Hey folks, I'm here with Utimo Chocula who competed in the OX division gauntlet match last night. Ultimo, you put on a great performance but you didn't get the win. What happened?"
UC: "The sun was in my eyes! My foot was on the ropes! That guy had a hand full of tights! My shoulder was up! I have the flu! The ref used a fast count! He used a safe on me! Shenanigans, I say!"
Cole: "........Ok. All that aside, what do you think are your chances if you should get a rematch for the title."
UC: "You know, screw it. Even though I (makes quotation marks with his fingers) "lost", I'm not all burned up about it. You know why? Because I still got this! (holds up the Gene Rayburn Memorial title) Eh? Eh? Who needs the Bison thingy when I got this?"
Cole: "While we're on the subject, there's one PZA who's made some very serious comments about that belt. What are your feelings on that?"
UC: "Oooooooh! I'm shakin' like bacon! Save me, Jeebus! Whatever. But I would like to say something to this little annoyance. PiZzA! Don't hate the Teddy Long, hate the Helmsley! (think about it) I understand that you're jealous cuz you get your ringwear from Goodwill and you'll be picking splinters out of your bum from that table you were driven through. But don't come around here flappin' your beak about something you don't understand. See this belt! This is the single greatest....(the X-mas lights flicker and go dead. UC smacks the battery pack a couple times and they go back on again) ....There we go. Uh....what was I talking about, again? Forget it. I'm done."
(UC walks off but after about ten seconds UC comes back and looks directly at Cole.)
UC: "Dude, I really hate your hair. Just thought you should know that."
(cuts to next scene.)
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Millie D
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Post by Millie D on May 20, 2005 0:15:05 GMT -5
Heidi carries Mia to his dressing room....... Mia- you can put me down now ( gently he does) AWW Heidi I am sooo proud of you! I think you deserve a reward..... Heiden- I.............DO? ? ;D ;D ;D MIA- Yes you do...... who's my Heidi? Who's My Heidi?? Heiden-ooh....oooh.... pick......me......... ;D Mia- that's right it'sssssss YOU! So what does Mistress Mia have for you?...aww lemme look.......... she reaches behind her and pulls out the sight for heidi's sore eyes...... HEIDI= CHEESE..................SANDWICH!!!!!!! MIA- Yes Heidi...its a cheese sandwich and its all for you! you keep doing what your doing and there will be plenty more where that one came from! Heidi-....mmmm......cheese.......must enjoy........loves.....Mia....too............................ as she strokes the back of his head she says.. Mia- I love you too.... camera fades as heidendorf holds his sandwich and Mia is petting his head.....................
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Post by The Lach is very tired on May 20, 2005 2:05:38 GMT -5
BK: The post above this one..................disturbing.............on so many levels................
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