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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on May 24, 2012 18:59:05 GMT -5
Randy Orton peeing in a trash can is a photoshop waiting to happen.
Get on it.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on May 24, 2012 19:03:08 GMT -5
That Alex Riley idea is genius and should have been done. Honestly, yes. That's the kind of psychotic brilliance I'd like to see more of. Maybe not with cancer as it might be a bit tasteless, but the comedic gold once he turned heel with it, if he had a crooked doctor and some kind of match where he shows up in a hospital gown to get his ass kicked, pretends to sell his lungs hurting or something... some kind of red mist finisher to pretend he's vomiting blood and gets sympathy from the ref that way too... God the idea has so many possibilities.
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Post by pepsitwist on May 24, 2012 19:07:42 GMT -5
That Alex Riley idea is genius and should have been done. Honestly, yes. That's the kind of psychotic brilliance I'd like to see more of. Maybe not with cancer as it might be a bit tasteless, but the comedic gold once he turned heel with it, if he had a crooked doctor and some kind of match where he shows up in a hospital gown to get his ass kicked, pretends to sell his lungs hurting or something... some kind of red mist finisher to pretend he's vomiting blood and gets sympathy from the ref that way too... God the idea has so many possibilities. Cowardly heel getting out of matches because he has chemotherapy scheduled on Monday. "I'd love to wrestle you next week on RAW! But, I have chemotherapy that day! It'll take a week to recover"
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Post by Rican on May 24, 2012 19:10:48 GMT -5
I don't even know where to start with those last stories....holy shit.
Gay Mason Ryan= a million buys.
That idea of having one stupid Uso is actually pretty good.
Layla Gaga would have ruled.
The story about Vince changing his mind about Jinder every week is straight out of a sitcom.
Randy Orton peeing in random places doesn't surprise me somehow.
OMG. I want to work for the WWE.
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Post by Larryhausen on May 24, 2012 19:15:03 GMT -5
This whole thing just further cements in my mind the thought of Vince as Mr. Burns from the Frank Grimes episode of the Simpsons.
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Post by mystikz on May 24, 2012 19:17:16 GMT -5
interesting Swagger story.
I'm with HHH on that one, WHAT THE HELL RANDY?
Ricardo in an ice cream costume? ahahaha
it sounds like working for WWE is very stressful and hard work, but also hilariously entertaining. they should totally have a contest where the winner gets to work with Vince, HHH, Stephanie, and the agents/writers for a day.
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Post by thegame415 on May 24, 2012 19:28:12 GMT -5
Vince has never seen The Shining? My God that man is out of touch! I think he just seen Star Wars.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on May 24, 2012 19:58:44 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan not able to give good face promos? Did they not pay attention to NXT season 1? He really is better as a heel, he knows how to come off as ultra condescending. The best thing as a face he could muster up in the WWE was screaming like a loon at Michael Cole, and that doesn't equal "good face promo" for me. If this is all to be believed, it certainly kills the notion that Vince is trying to "stick it" to any portion of his fanbase, certainly not the hardcore fans- WWE is just his baby. And it sounds like his weird ideas aren't meant to be that malicious, but rather he's just got a f***ed up sense of humor.
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 24, 2012 20:06:51 GMT -5
Punk is a dick.
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Post by turkeysandwich on May 24, 2012 20:16:23 GMT -5
Ricardo in an Ice Cream Bar costume should have happened, that would have made at least some part of that sorta-feud interesting.
The Alex Riley cancer idea is great too, cancer might bit a bit too much, but Riley announcing that he had some sort of disease and then turning out to be a liar would be great, actually just a pathological liar gimmick would be interesting for him or any gimmick at all.
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Post by The Ichi on May 24, 2012 20:17:16 GMT -5
The Swagger story makes me feel really bad for him for some reason.
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Post by Rican on May 24, 2012 20:25:38 GMT -5
Also, am I the only person who's mind is blown over VINCE MCMAHON shooting down an idea for being TOO racist? The same Vince that approved Crime Time and Los Guerreros?!
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2012 20:26:42 GMT -5
giving Alex Riley a long-term storyline where he fakes having cancer to get sympathy from the crowd. There are tears coming down my face, I can't stop laughing at this....wow.
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Post by jivesoulbrah on May 24, 2012 20:27:29 GMT -5
"When Punk was feuding with Del Rio we had an idea of having Del Rio cutting a promo, when someone dressed up as a WWE ice cream bar comes out from the back. Del Rio assumes its Punk and beats him up, but then tears off the costume to reveal that its Ricardo tied up with tape over his mouth, and it was just a scheme by Punk to mess with Del Rio. It didn't make much logical sense and never made it to air."
OMFG THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GOLDEN!!!!!
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Post by suben on May 24, 2012 20:30:33 GMT -5
It's funny how people (not just here) go "OMG NEWZ~!" or whatever whenever guys with proven track records like Meltzer and Johnson say or write things.
But an anonymous guy on GameFAQs posting things and claiming to be a writing assistant for WWE is somehow more believable and doesn't get the same skepticism.
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Post by Red Impact on May 24, 2012 20:33:39 GMT -5
Aspiring WWE wrestlers should all take a page from Scott Hall's book and go to Vince and pitch gimmicks based on famous characters from pop culture and he'll think they're geniuses from coming up with these incredible ideas on their own. THIS. Seriously if I was in creative , I would just throw stuff out like "What if we had a clown who was also an anarchist who attacked people just for the fun of it?" just to see if Vince even knew who the Joker Was. Or Hell , "There's this guy from Philadelphia and he works in a meat factory but he also wrestles. We call him the Italian stallion. He's a real underdog." Didn't work for Paul Birchill...
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Post by BigWill on May 24, 2012 20:33:58 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan not able to give good face promos? Did they not pay attention to NXT season 1? He really is better as a heel, he knows how to come off as ultra condescending. The best thing as a face he could muster up in the WWE was screaming like a loon at Michael Cole, and that doesn't equal "good face promo" for me. While I agree that he's better as a heel for now, I thought he was fine as a face. I could tell from the beginning that he had charisma, despite not seeing any of his work from the indies. I enjoyed his stuff on the first season of NXT, and the segments he did with Bateman on season 4 was hilarious. When the WWE eventually turns him face again, I don't think Bryan will have any problems.
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Post by Beartato on May 24, 2012 20:39:26 GMT -5
They had to resort to guys like Michael Cole and Jey Uso. Ouch
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Post by molson5 on May 24, 2012 20:40:58 GMT -5
It's funny how people (not just here) go "OMG NEWZ~!" or whatever whenever guys with proven track records like Meltzer and Johnson say or write things. But an anonymous guy on GameFAQs posting things and claiming to be a writing assistant for WWE is somehow more believable and doesn't get the same skepticism. And wouldn't this guy have signed a confidentiality agreement? Maybe they don't bother if someone's lower on the totem poll, but for all the information he had access to, It'd be pretty surprising if they didn't have that in place.
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2012 20:49:46 GMT -5
It's funny how people (not just here) go "OMG NEWZ~!" or whatever whenever guys with proven track records like Meltzer and Johnson say or write things. But an anonymous guy on GameFAQs posting things and claiming to be a writing assistant for WWE is somehow more believable and doesn't get the same skepticism. well because this comes off as too detailed to not be believable. This is weird though. I think this is one of the first things of these I've read where the dude doesn't come off as a bitter prick
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