mizerable
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Post by mizerable on Jul 22, 2013 11:30:35 GMT -5
Miz probably banged Maryse last night. He doesn't care what we think. This is an amusing argument. 1. Somehow banging a hot woman nullifies the fact that he's a below average wrestler. 2. That this thread was created with the intent that Miz somehow reads these forums...as if this is the one true source when it comes to the gospel of Miz, and him only realizing here that he isn't that good. Look, I agree that he probably doesn't care what we think, since there's a lot of guys in the lockerroom who probably think the same thing that are lower on the totem pole. But they likely don't have the support from Vince and Dunn or whatnot, therefore Miz can continue to wallow in mediocrity while they don't even wrestle. If Miz DID care, he'd probably bust his ass a little more, but he only gets praise in that department when he's in the ring with a good worker, so perhaps he ISN'T busting his ass as much as he could. But again...I don't have any direct authority over what is put on my TV, so I can only critique the good and the bad on here.
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Beast Army Ass
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Post by Beast Army Ass on Jul 22, 2013 11:53:37 GMT -5
The only time when I've ever really had an issue with Miz was the month or so after they broke up his team with R-Truth, when they laughably tried to pass him off as this career-killing SRS "ice man" through taking out Truth (wellness) and Morrison (leaving the company)... And some people think his character NOW is miscast. You take that back. "Ice Cold" Mike Mizanin had main event written all over it.
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Post by CM Parish on Jul 22, 2013 12:50:21 GMT -5
Miz probably banged Maryse last night. He doesn't care what we think. This is an amusing argument. 1. Somehow banging a hot woman nullifies the fact that he's a below average wrestler. 2. That this thread was created with the intent that Miz somehow reads these forums...as if this is the one true source when it comes to the gospel of Miz, and him only realizing here that he isn't that good. Look, I agree that he probably doesn't care what we think, since there's a lot of guys in the lockerroom who probably think the same thing that are lower on the totem pole. But they likely don't have the support from Vince and Dunn or whatnot, therefore Miz can continue to wallow in mediocrity while they don't even wrestle. If Miz DID care, he'd probably bust his ass a little more, but he only gets praise in that department when he's in the ring with a good worker, so perhaps he ISN'T busting his ass as much as he could. But again...I don't have any direct authority over what is put on my TV, so I can only critique the good and the bad on here. In the time you wrote that he probably banged her again.
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Post by Dang! on Jul 22, 2013 12:58:21 GMT -5
I hope he'll get depushed to jobber level.
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mizerable
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You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Jul 22, 2013 12:58:27 GMT -5
This is an amusing argument. 1. Somehow banging a hot woman nullifies the fact that he's a below average wrestler. 2. That this thread was created with the intent that Miz somehow reads these forums...as if this is the one true source when it comes to the gospel of Miz, and him only realizing here that he isn't that good. Look, I agree that he probably doesn't care what we think, since there's a lot of guys in the lockerroom who probably think the same thing that are lower on the totem pole. But they likely don't have the support from Vince and Dunn or whatnot, therefore Miz can continue to wallow in mediocrity while they don't even wrestle. If Miz DID care, he'd probably bust his ass a little more, but he only gets praise in that department when he's in the ring with a good worker, so perhaps he ISN'T busting his ass as much as he could. But again...I don't have any direct authority over what is put on my TV, so I can only critique the good and the bad on here. In the time you wrote that he probably banged her again. So he's a 2 minute master?
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Post by CM Parish on Jul 22, 2013 12:58:48 GMT -5
In the time you wrote that he probably banged her again. So he's a 2 minute master? I think we all would be banging Maryse.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jul 22, 2013 12:59:56 GMT -5
So he's a 2 minute master? I think we all would be banging Maryse. We all would. Some of us would also be banging Miz as well.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jul 22, 2013 13:08:48 GMT -5
I'm amused at the idea any kind of critique or discussion of a performer's ability can be rendered not worthy by reducing his probably much loved long term girlfriend to a f*** toy
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Post by CM Parish on Jul 22, 2013 13:09:47 GMT -5
I'm amused at the idea any kind of critique or discussion of a performer's ability can be rendered not worthy by reducing his probably much loved long term girlfriend to a f*** toy Alright touchy.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jul 22, 2013 13:13:07 GMT -5
Hey i'm not touchy about anything, I don't care - I just banged Maryse.
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Post by Abdullah on Jul 22, 2013 13:15:08 GMT -5
I'm amused at the idea any kind of critique or discussion of a performer's ability can be rendered not worthy by reducing his probably much loved long term girlfriend to a f*** toy It was probably meant as a joke but damn, this is a good post. We'll probably be able to tell when Bryan falls out of favor with the majority: any topic about him invariably morphs into how often he has sex with Brie.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2013 13:43:53 GMT -5
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jul 22, 2013 13:45:41 GMT -5
Oh, I'd love to put that in my mouth.
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Post by rybackrulez on Jul 22, 2013 16:21:55 GMT -5
Miz is still over. I say give him Alex Riley, and let them just tag team. Especially since riley is damn good in the ring
Have them challenge shield after the usos. Seems wierd that miz has not tried any payback against the shield after they have beat him down multiple times.
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Post by CM Parish on Jul 22, 2013 16:42:16 GMT -5
Hey i'm not touchy about anything, I don't care - I just banged Maryse. That's the spirit.
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Post by Starshine on Jul 22, 2013 18:42:56 GMT -5
I don't understand why Miz fans seemingly paint Maryse as some sort of object that Miz won instead of actually being a person in a consentual relationship.
But yep, I bet he's just banging her as we speak airite?
Just noticed DrBackflipsHoffman said the same thing earlier.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jul 22, 2013 18:44:47 GMT -5
I don't understand why Miz fans seemingly paint Maryse as some sort of object that Miz won instead of actually being a person in a consentual relationship. But yep, I bet he's just banging her as we speak airite? I say that Maryse is a hot woman who sees Miz as someone worthy enough of getting to have sex with her. If she can appreciate his talents in the bedroom, why can't we appreciate his talents in the ring?
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mizerable
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Post by mizerable on Jul 22, 2013 19:06:13 GMT -5
If she can appreciate his talents in the bedroom, why can't we appreciate his talents in the ring? That makes absolutely no sense.
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Post by The Legendary Ring Troll {BLM} on Jul 22, 2013 20:55:56 GMT -5
I'm amused at the idea any kind of critique or discussion of a performer's ability can be rendered not worthy by reducing his probably much loved long term girlfriend to a f*** toy It was probably meant as a joke but damn, this is a good post. We'll probably be able to tell when Bryan falls out of favor with the majority: any topic about him invariably morphs into how often he has sex with Brie. Bryan'll be f***ed, because Brie certainly doesn't measure up to Maryse.
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Post by kerda on Jul 22, 2013 21:37:53 GMT -5
I remember a few years back, there was I believe a 3-way match on Raw between Del Rio, Punk and Miz, and it was at that moment I realized that Miz will never again be pushed as a main eventer.
Simply put, he doesn't have the in-ring athletic ability or the awesome physical presence necessary to stand with the rest of the modern main event scene. He was pushed to the moon in a period where WWE was in a "rebuilding" phase, where a lot of the legendary older guys (Triple H, HBK, Jeff Hardy, JBL, Jericho, Undertaker, Batista) had either retired, left the company or were on a part time schedule. Miz was handsome, clean cut, articulate and a good "brand ambassador", so he was a natural fit to pluck from the midcard and groom as the next big deal.
Today, WWE has a main event scene with CM Punk, Alberto Del Rio, Daniel Bryan and Dolph Ziggler, as well as an undercard stacked with The Shield, Antonio Cesaro, Bray Wyatt, Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow, and an NXT developmental locker room that houses guys like Sami Zayn and Kassius Ohno. Simply put, from the top of the card the guys waiting in the wings, WWE is flooded with genuinely great wrestlers.
Miz is not one of those guys. A good, solid, reliable worker who's improved dramatically since he first started with the company close to a decade ago? Absolutely. A guy capable of hanging as an equal with Punk or Bryan or Ziggler? Absolutely not. And those are all guys who are as or more charismatic than Miz. He'll work for WWE as long as he wants to be there, simply because he is a good public face for the company and a reliable hand, but he'll never again be a top star.
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