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Post by debt_from_above on Aug 20, 2014 10:58:08 GMT -5
Cena should pussy out of the rematch so instead HHH books a Battle Royal to determine the new number 1 contender.
Every competitor, realising that victory would be a certain death sentence, promptly eliminates themselves. All that is except for one... ZACK RYDER. As the last Battle Royal combatant catapults himself over the top, Zack drops to his knees in triumph - a look of shock and awe plastered on his face at the realisation that his boyhood dream has come true. HE IS A MAIN EVENTER.
And then... slowly... the reality of the situation hits him. The look of triumph turns to terror as it dawns on him that he is now contractually obligated to be fustigated at the ham like hands of the beast, the conqueror, the purveyor of PISS and vomit... Brrrrrrrooooccckkk Lesnar.
At NOC Brock proceeds to beat the ever living sh*t out of Zack when, out of nowhere, Zack musters all his strength to deliver a weak looking slap to Brock's gorilla chest. The crowd is stunned into silence at "the slap heard around the world" they quickly return to cheering and laughing though as Brock gives him a little smile before breaking both his arms and legs.
Next night on Raw a wheel chair bound Zack comes out to a hero's welcome. As he drinks in the crowd's rapturous ovation for "dat slap" as it will now forever be referred to a single thought enters Zack's brain: "this is it, this is what I've been working toward my whole life. I'm a made man now. I grabbed the brass ring, I smashed through the glass ceil..." before he can fully comprehend that thought however, Kane appears behind him and pushes him off the stage - hilarity ensues.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2014 11:04:24 GMT -5
There needs to be a spot in the match where Lesnar pulls Cena up at a 2 count to give more punishment. Then still wins. Well, if they're gonna borrow more things from WWE video games, might as well borrow the thing I do in my matches. Well it was a common spot in the 80s and 90s.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Aug 20, 2014 11:07:04 GMT -5
Cena should pussy out of the rematch so instead HHH books a Battle Royal to determine the new number 1 contender. Every competitor, realising that victory would be a certain death sentence, promptly eliminates themselves. All that is except for one... ZACK RYDER. As the last Battle Royal combatant catapults himself over the top, Zack drops to his knees in triumph - a look of shock and awe plastered on his face at the realisation that his boyhood dream has come true. HE IS A MAIN EVENTER. And then... slowly... the reality of the situation hits him. The look of triumph turns to terror as it dawns on him that he is now contractually obligated to be fustigated at the ham like hands of the beast, the conqueror, the purveyor of PISS and vomit... Brrrrrrrooooccckkk Lesnar. At NOC Brock proceeds to beat the ever living sh*t out of Zack when, out of nowhere, Zack musters all his strength to deliver a weak looking slap to Brock's gorilla chest. The crowd is stunned into silence at "the slap heard around the world" they quickly return to cheering and laughing though as Brock gives him a little smile before breaking both his arms and legs. Next night on Raw a wheel chair bound Zack comes out to a hero's welcome. As he drinks in the crowd's rapturous ovation for "dat slap" as it will now forever be referred to a single thought enters Zack's brain: "this is it, this is what I've been working toward my whole life. I'm a made man now. I grabbed the brass ring, I smashed through the glass ceil..." before he can fully comprehend that thought however, Kane appears behind him and pushes him off the stage - hilarity ensues. Replace Zack with Adam Rose and I'm sold.
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Post by Threadkiller [Classic] on Aug 20, 2014 11:39:13 GMT -5
Schmozz finish at NOC with Cena rallying, and a blowoff at HIAC with Lesnar finally crushing the dream.
If you want to get another month out of it, you can have Team Cena vs. Team Brock at Survivor Series. That is, unless they're doing that obnoxious "Two PPVs in October" b.s., in which case, I don't even know.
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Post by CubsFan71 on Aug 20, 2014 11:43:54 GMT -5
Five knuckle shuffle Attitude Adjustment Status Quo Repeat
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Post by gnr123 on Aug 20, 2014 12:16:34 GMT -5
I'm usually a big defender of Cena and how he's booked, but if he wins the belt back from Lesnar a month after being literally squashed, than it's one of the most stupidest booking decisions WWE could make.
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Post by 543Y2J on Aug 20, 2014 12:23:37 GMT -5
Please don't f*** this up Vince!
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Post by Robbymac on Aug 20, 2014 12:26:41 GMT -5
Schmozz finish at NOC with Cena rallying, and a blowoff at HIAC with Lesnar finally crushing the dream. If you want to get another month out of it, you can have Team Cena vs. Team Brock at Survivor Series. That is, unless they're doing that obnoxious "Two PPVs in October" b.s., in which case, I don't even know. This is kinda where I think we're heading. Cena gets more offense giving him a glimmer of hope. Maybe even wins by DQ because Lesnar refuses to break a submission or something of that nature. Blow it off with HIAC. Maybe even do an I Quit in the cell.
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 20, 2014 12:29:14 GMT -5
What more does Brock have to do to squash Cena? Subzero his head right off and hold the pose?
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Post by mcstoklasa on Aug 20, 2014 12:41:00 GMT -5
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Aug 20, 2014 13:08:39 GMT -5
Five knuckle shuffle Attitude Adjustment Status Quo Repeat If Cena ever turns heel, the Status Quo would be the best douchey heel name for the AA.
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Post by wildojinx on Aug 20, 2014 13:11:18 GMT -5
Maybe we can even get some blood this time. Im not one of those "wrestling needs blood" vampires, but it would add to the impact.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2014 13:30:43 GMT -5
Cena wins the rematch, gets the title back, Vince gets the news that over 400,000 people have just done a credit chargeback on their network sub.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2014 15:32:35 GMT -5
There needs to be a spot in the match where Lesnar pulls Cena up at a 2 count to give more punishment. Then still wins. Well, if they're gonna borrow more things from WWE video games, might as well borrow the thing I do in my matches. While we're taking stuff from the games, go ahead and have Lesnar lay Cena up against the announce table then run up a ramped ladder in the ring out of it to spear him through it.
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Post by mrjl on Aug 20, 2014 18:06:23 GMT -5
I hope they do more actual wrestling moves.
In the match didn't it break down like this
Cena: punches, STF, AA
Lesnar: Punches, German suplexes, F5s. I'm not even sure Lesnar did the shoulder thrusts in the corner and Lesnar ALWAYS does the shoulder thrusts in the corner.
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Post by percymania on Aug 20, 2014 21:23:31 GMT -5
I'm shocked they would use Main Event as the vehicle for this announcement. I mean, that could have been a 20 minute opening RAW segment.
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