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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2015 12:39:18 GMT -5
I heard Tommy Dreamer went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Jan 21, 2015 15:36:22 GMT -5
*During his stint in TNA*
Stevie Richards: Hi Everybody!
Impact Zone: Hi Dr. Stevie!
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Post by chrom on Jan 22, 2015 1:16:24 GMT -5
At Lucha Underground the roster is upset with Dario's tyranny.
Johnny Mundo: I've been meeting with Dario day and night and I've had enough Roster: Strike! Strike! Strike! Fenix: All in favor of a strike? Roster: AYE! Fenix: All opposed Lone voice: Nay... Johnny Mundo: Who keeps saying that?
Everyone turns to the back where Mascarita Sagrada is shown shifting nervously and seeing Big Ryck seated points at him.
Mascarita: It was him! Let's get'im fellas!
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Post by MrElijah on Jan 22, 2015 17:13:38 GMT -5
Kazuchika Okada: Oh, hello, American investor. I see you are interested in distributing New Japan Pro Wrestling in you home prefecture. You have chosen wisely. But please - don't believe me. Observe this commercial.
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Post by Reflecto on Jan 27, 2015 1:37:32 GMT -5
Roman Reigns goes back to his hotel room after last night...:
Roman: This is hopeless. This is the end of the road. I haven't always been as good as Seth and Dean out there. But if I go out to the ring tomorrow, I'll be eaten alive, and then be held back. I need one more day to study, Lord. I need your help.
Roman: A workers' strike in Hartford, a power failure, a murder-suicide. Anything that'll cancel Raw. I know it's asking a lot, but if anyone can do it, you can. Thanking you in advance, your pal, Roman Reigns.
(Next morning)
Dean Ambrose: Wake up, Roman. Rise and shine, big man.
Roman: Oh no...
Ambrose: Wake up and look at the snow! ----
Roman heads to WWE headquarters, where he's stopped.
Daniel Bryan: I heard you last night, Roman. You prayed for this. Now your prayers have been answered. I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what God is exactly. All I know is that He is a force more powerful than Vince McMahon and Triple H put together and now you owe him BIG.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 27, 2015 3:35:36 GMT -5
*Daniel Bryan treks into the arena from the snowstorm*
Vince: I'm afraid Raw has to be cancelled tonight.
*suddenly a snow plow driven by Dusty Rhodes clears a path allowing the rest of the wrestlers to arrive*
Vince (to Cody Rhodes): Raw can go ahead as planned, thanks to your father. *Curtis Axel appears* Axel: Let's get him!
*Cody is pelted with snow balls*
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2015 7:30:00 GMT -5
Bryan: Can i please headline wrestlemania Vince: I know my booking is a bit harsh but i can't go back on it now, You're welcome to wrestle on Raw. Bryan: Raw Sucks! Vince: I know you're upset right now so i'll pretend you didn't say that!
Reigns: I'd like to introduce The Rock, my cousin Ambrose: Hey, I don't want no one in here with their evils of hardcore wrestling rap. Rock: Wait a second you're the man at the hospital who reads to sick children. Ambrose: If this gets out, the next words you say will be muffled by your own butt.
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Post by RI Richmark on Jan 27, 2015 15:05:03 GMT -5
Roman Reigns hears the reaction after winning the Royal Rumble:
Roman: Aww... I'm the worst Roman Reigns ever.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jan 27, 2015 15:48:19 GMT -5
*Crowd booing at the Royal Rumble* Roman Reigns: Dwayne, are they booing me? The Rock: ...No! They're saying "boo-lieve dat". *Roman talks to the crowd* Roman Reigns: Are you saying "boo" or "boo-lieve dat"? Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Vince McMahon: I was saying boo-lieve dat...
I can't believe this joke works two years in a row.
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Post by Spider2024 on Jan 27, 2015 18:19:08 GMT -5
We love Kofi Kingston! He gave us a dollar!
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Post by chrom on Jan 28, 2015 19:15:25 GMT -5
Ric Flair: I have Three Kids and No Money. Why can't I have No Kids and Three Money?
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jan 28, 2015 19:20:59 GMT -5
We love Kofi Kingston! He gave us a dollar! Conga, conga, conga! We love Adam Rose more! Conga like you mean it! Please don't make me shock you!
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Post by MiLB Fan on Jan 28, 2015 19:58:24 GMT -5
Which three popular WWE superstars left the company in the past year?
If you guessed Rey Mysterio, Alberto Del Rio, and CM Punk, you are wrong! They were never popular.
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Post by Gecko on Jan 29, 2015 11:08:17 GMT -5
*Vince is sitting at a computer, entering names for the rumble match* Vince: "Hi, Steph! Hi, Tribble H!" *He types "Bryan" which prompts a "Yes!" sound from the computer* Vince: "I'm book-ding." Steph: "Aw, way to go, Dad."
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Post by chrom on Jan 29, 2015 15:50:23 GMT -5
*After getting fired, Drew McIntrye goes into the restaurant business.
Drew: Get your haggis right here! Chopped heart and lungs, boiled in a wee sheeps' stomach. Taste as good as it sounds! Good for what ails ya!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 12:20:49 GMT -5
From a previous thread:
In the future, Stephanie tells Triple H their daughter Aurora is getting married...
HHH: "OK, Steph, I'll plan everything. I'll get Motorhead to perform at the reception. Wait! Why not have them play at the whole wedding? We'll do it on a Monday morning. There'll be fewer drunks."
Steph: "Hunter, don't take this personally, but I've obtained a court order to prevent you from planning this wedding."
HHH: *reads documents* "Well, these seem to be in order. I'll be out back in the hammock."
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Post by gnr123 on Jan 30, 2015 12:37:38 GMT -5
Vince McMahon after the Royal Rumble:
"Am I so out of touch? No it's the fans who are wrong."
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 30, 2015 12:41:51 GMT -5
Roman Reigns: Well excuse me for having huge flaws that I don't work on
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Post by superchamp on Jan 30, 2015 14:04:06 GMT -5
Corporate Kane and Big Show sharing a hotel room before the Rumble, Kane cleaning up all of the trash off the floor as Big Show lies on the bed eating
CORPORATE KANE: hehe, you know, we're kinda like the original odd couple! You're the messy one, and I'm- BIG SHOW: SHUT UP! KANE: oh, yes, very well.
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Post by chrom on Jan 30, 2015 18:53:01 GMT -5
*Goldust unfornuately suffers a hard blow that knocks him out and puts him in a coma. During his time in the hospital Dusty stands over him
Dusty: Poor Dustin, the world was never meant for one as beautiful as you. *Dustin opens his mouth and slobbers Dusty: AAHH! (Picks up NWA Heavyweight title and prepares to bash his son with it) Kill it! KILL IT!! Terri Runnels: Grampa please he's in a coma. Dusty: Coma? Pffft, why I go in and out of comas all the- (falls unconscious for a few seconds and wakes up) French toast please
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