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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 2, 2015 12:48:17 GMT -5
Inspired by the Anoa'i family thread, Brock vs Meng, shoot fight...who ya got?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 12:50:18 GMT -5
Brock lol. Meng was beating up drunkards.
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Post by Slanted and Enchanted on Apr 2, 2015 13:12:16 GMT -5
Brock lol. Meng was beating up drunkards. Yeah. I never understood why people still insist on comparing the two. There's a world of difference between fighting random guys at a bar VS fighting Frank Mir and Shane Carwin. |
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Apr 2, 2015 14:56:26 GMT -5
Yeah, even in the "random drunk bar fight" scenario, while it's always possible to get a lucky shot in, Brock's too skilled and a genuine freak of nature physically, he's not going down.
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Post by JTG Fan on Apr 2, 2015 14:57:18 GMT -5
Ya'll a bunch of marks, MENG will kill you all.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 15:01:32 GMT -5
Even Brock Lesnar can be stopped if someone bites his nose off.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 2, 2015 15:06:31 GMT -5
I think I could beat Meng, I really do. I have ruthless aggression.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 15:08:32 GMT -5
I think I could beat Meng, I really do. I have ruthless aggression. Murderous Psychopath Toothless Aggression will work too. |
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 2, 2015 15:09:08 GMT -5
Lesnar in about 5 seconds.
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Apr 2, 2015 15:13:31 GMT -5
Even Brock Lesnar can be stopped if someone bites his nose off. Assuming Meng can get that close against the freakish big, freakish strong guy who knows how to defend himself. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 15:16:02 GMT -5
What if right before they fought, they realized you were the one trying to get them to fight and turned on you?
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Post by mcstoklasa on Apr 2, 2015 15:16:18 GMT -5
Even Brock Lesnar can be stopped if someone bites his nose off. Assuming Meng can get that close against the freakish big, freakish strong guy who knows how to defend himself. True, but there are some rules in MMA I think like no low blows and no trying to pull out your oppoennts eyes, teeth or biting off their noses. Not suree if that would apply to a straight up fight between bork and meng |
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Apr 2, 2015 15:20:15 GMT -5
Assuming Meng can get that close against the freakish big, freakish strong guy who knows how to defend himself. True, but there are some rules in MMA I think like no low blows and no trying to pull out your oppoennts eyes, teeth or biting off their noses. Not suree if that would apply to a straight up fight between bork and meng It's not about rules, without rules Brock still knows enough to keep some kind of guard up, unless they start literally nose to nose, Meng has to get past the rest of Brock first. He's not some drunk in a bar trying to prove wrestling's fake. |
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Post by mcstoklasa on Apr 2, 2015 15:25:07 GMT -5
true
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Post by chrom on Apr 2, 2015 15:26:49 GMT -5
When you can make Andre The Giant halt what he's doing just by raising your voice at him, you are a tough SOB.
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Post by sonofblaine on Apr 2, 2015 15:26:59 GMT -5
I love Brock, but Meng. There's the argument if skills, but part of Meng's toughness in in how much punishment he can take. My money has to go to Meng in a no holds barred, no rules fight with Meng in his prime.
To quote Jake Roberts, "If I had a gun and was sitting inside a tank with one shell left, and Meng is 300 yards away he's mine, right? Well the first thing I'm going to do is jump out of the tank and shoot myself, because I don't want to wound that son of a bitch and have him pissed off at me."
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Post by Bad Moon on Apr 2, 2015 15:29:48 GMT -5
Who did Haku ever fight to deserve his reputation anyway? Or is it just because he was a stiff bastard in the ring like Brody or Vader?
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Post by psychokiller on Apr 2, 2015 15:30:02 GMT -5
Right now of course it would be Brock since Meng is like 55 years old now. But if it was Meng in his prime, I'd probably pick him. There's way too many stories of him to suggest otherwise. Bobby Heenan said even Andre the Giant feared him. And Perry Saturn flat out said in an interview that Meng would destroy all the other tough guy wrestlers in a second and there's nothing they could do about it.
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Post by psychokiller on Apr 2, 2015 15:32:41 GMT -5
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Post by chrom on Apr 2, 2015 15:40:07 GMT -5
Who did Haku ever fight to deserve his reputation anyway? Or is it just because he was a stiff bastard in the ring like Brody or Vader? Legit tough guys like Bad News Brown (Olympic Judo Athlete) and Perry Saturn (A former U.S. Ranger) knew better than to tick Meng off. Bobby Heenan told a tale of how he saw Meng reach into a guys mouth with just two fingers and broke all his bottom teeth. |
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