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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Aug 20, 2021 11:16:14 GMT -5
What is the worst possible way AEW can introduce CM Punk tonight?
I'm thinking a 30 second pretaped video package announcing he'll be a judge on the next season of the Go Big Show and nothing else, but I'm sure there are more Russoriffic possibilities too.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2021 11:17:33 GMT -5
He debuts as "Weird" Punk Edison, stamp enthusiast. No, actually that would be amazing.
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 20, 2021 11:21:30 GMT -5
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome-"
It ruins Punk's debut, yet still leads to Rampage breaking all modern cable ratings records.
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Post by Legion on Aug 20, 2021 11:23:01 GMT -5
He shows up on Smackdown instead?
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Post by Dave the Dave on Aug 20, 2021 11:23:46 GMT -5
He debuts as the new ring announcer and just comes out and sits at the little table. He politely waves a bit.
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffinâs Story on Aug 20, 2021 11:26:16 GMT -5
He debuts as MMA superstar CM Punk alongside Dan Lambert, talking up his jiu-jitsu skills and discipline and how he's lowering himself to compete in pro wrestling. Does his awkward crab walk whenever he starts a match.
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Post by Vampiro138 on Aug 20, 2021 11:28:10 GMT -5
in a weird contract signed in 1999 directly with TNT and TBS, turns out KISS requires a wrestler on any wrestling program on the networks so Punk debuts as the new KISS Demon
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 20, 2021 11:28:37 GMT -5
He debuts as MMA superstar CM Punk alongside Dan Lambert, talking up his jiu-jitsu skills and discipline and how he's lowering himself to compete in pro wrestling. Does his awkward crab walk whenever he starts a match.Uh, pardon me, but this is the " Ruin CM Punk's debut" thread, not the "Make CM Punk's debut perfect" thread.
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Post by smokinvokoun86 on Aug 20, 2021 11:31:08 GMT -5
He shows up on Smackdown instead? That would totally suck. So I refuse to think about that. Haha
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Post by ZERO on Aug 20, 2021 11:32:07 GMT -5
Let's be totally honest, delusional "MMA superstar" CM Punk would be awesome and funny if he was a lower Midcarder act.
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 20, 2021 11:33:16 GMT -5
That 70's Guy CM Funk and the CM stands for Chick Magnet.
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 20, 2021 11:36:43 GMT -5
That 70's Guy CM Funk and the CM stands for Chick Magnet. Y'know, uh...that's actually what "CM" originally stood for.
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Post by metylerca on Aug 20, 2021 11:39:28 GMT -5
New Rampage announcer. He's here to change the culture.
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 20, 2021 11:39:33 GMT -5
That 70's Guy CM Funk and the CM stands for Chick Magnet. Y'know, uh...that's actually what "CM" originally stood for. I learned something today.
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Post by MrElijah on Aug 20, 2021 11:40:23 GMT -5
Have Vince Russo book tonight's show
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Post by DSR on Aug 20, 2021 11:42:05 GMT -5
During his entrance, he trips over his cape and lands face-first into a pile of dogshit. Why was he wearing a cape? How'd that dogshit get there? WHO KNOWS?!
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 20, 2021 11:45:34 GMT -5
CM Punk hatches out of a giant egg that Alex Marvez has to hype up while pretending it's been there at every AEW show for the last two to three months.
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Post by krozor on Aug 20, 2021 11:50:15 GMT -5
Punk comes out to open the show and the pop is truly epic, something special that no one will ever forget. And it legit gets to Punk. He's beaming. You can see it on his face, the fire is back. The love of wrestling is back. He drinks it in for a second, pausing to collect himself, then calls out "WELCOME TO RAMPAGE!"
Only he says it weird. Rampage. He says it like "Ram-PAHJ".
Everyone is confused as he goes into his promo, a really heartfelt, well-thought out but still really natural promo from one of the best to ever do it. But he keeps saying it weird, "Ram-PAHJ", every time. The crowd tries to help him out. They yell out "rampage" the way you normally say it.
Punk is FURIOUS. He says "You don't correct me! That's how I say it, that's how I say rampage. Ram-PAHJ. Don't correct me! You sicken me! I don't need this!"
Then he turns around and walks out, quitting. The rest of the show is in chaos as they scramble to fill time.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Aug 20, 2021 11:51:39 GMT -5
Let's be totally honest, delusional "MMA superstar" CM Punk would be awesome and funny if he was a lower Midcarder act. Especially if he did vignettes like Jarrett's "Double J Double M A" ones, where he's beating up on little kids at their Taekwondo classes.
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffinâs Story on Aug 20, 2021 11:51:41 GMT -5
Let's be totally honest, delusional "MMA superstar" CM Punk would be awesome and funny if he was a lower Midcarder act. For sure. In terms of what he'll actually be, I suspect with all this "First Dance" stuff that we're getting an arrogant, delusional Punk and not the typical "VOICE OF THE VOICELESS!" guy. Maybe not tonight, but as the whole All Out story unfolds. I don't think he'd come back to just play the hits.
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