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Post by sportatorium on Aug 20, 2021 11:53:19 GMT -5
He's QT Marshall's "insurance policy" in the feud with Paul Wight.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2021 11:54:25 GMT -5
He comes out to "Cult of Personality", poses, soaks in the ecstatic cheers from the fans, then says:
"I agreed to consider a contract from All Elite Wrestling but, as I was about to sign, I was contracted by a group of people that could make one of my biggest dreams come true. I hope you guys support me in my upcoming bout with Floyd "Money" Mayweather! Now, we all know Floyd wants to challenge himself against the best of the best and, with my mma background, it would be an honor to put up my skills against his! So, come on out and watch my bout in October. It'll be clobberin' time!"
Then he leaves.
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 20, 2021 12:01:51 GMT -5
Punk's return turns out to be one giant ad for Ovaltine.
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Aug 20, 2021 12:09:57 GMT -5
They bring him back as Doink
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Aug 20, 2021 12:10:20 GMT -5
Unable to secure the rights to Cult of Personality, Tony Khan settles for a different rock anthem from 1988, Bon Jovi's Bad Medicine.
Punk debuts with a Chris Amann inspired gimmick, forming a stable with fellow medical professionals Dr. Britt Baker and Dr. Luther, collectively known as the Z-Pack.
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Post by MrElijah on Aug 20, 2021 12:14:38 GMT -5
While Punk is on stage, Kevin Nash attacks him and hits a Jacknife Powerbomb.
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Post by Dub H on Aug 20, 2021 12:22:01 GMT -5
I posted this on another thread but it fits more here,he is gonna recreate this:  |
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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 20, 2021 12:23:00 GMT -5
He debuts as the new ring announcer and just comes out and sits at the little table. He politely waves a bit. And then looks disapprovingly at a bucket of chicken |
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Post by Hypnosis on Aug 20, 2021 12:23:26 GMT -5
Debuts as "CM Skunk", who disgusts everyone in the arena with his bad body odor.
Excalibur:"The Stinkiest in the World. Unbelievable. That's all for Rampage this week, ladies and gentlemen. Hope you have a better night than we're having. Yuck!"
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Post by salz4life on Aug 20, 2021 12:33:53 GMT -5
He shows up on Smackdown instead? and Why you ask? Because WWE is now putting out CM Punk Ice Cream Bars! |
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Post by salz4life on Aug 20, 2021 12:35:07 GMT -5
Punk's return turns out to be one giant ad for Ovaltine. Son of a b***h!!!! A crummy commercial??? |
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Post by metylerca on Aug 20, 2021 12:36:24 GMT -5
Welcome to AEW, BM Punk. His theme song is toilets flushing and fart noises. The crowd still attempts to pop, but he comes out gripping his stomach like he's selling a backstage injury. Then, camera pans back to a wide shot of the Punk toilet, which is sticker bombed with graffiti. Punk approaches it, drops his pants and Rampage cuts to a commercial for Domino's.
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Aug 20, 2021 12:37:27 GMT -5
**reads thread title**  |
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Aug 20, 2021 12:38:11 GMT -5
Punk's return turns out to be one giant ad for Ovaltine.  |
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Post by HMARK Center on Aug 20, 2021 12:43:49 GMT -5
Unable to secure the rights to Cult of Personality, Tony Khan settles for a different rock anthem from 1988, Bon Jovi's Bad Medicine. Punk debuts with a Chris Amann inspired gimmick, forming a stable with fellow medical professionals Dr. Britt Baker and Dr. Luther, collectively known as the Z-Pack. I'm not gonna lie, if it meant us also getting Dr. Wagner Jr. I'd be 1000% on board. |
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Post by wildojinx on Aug 20, 2021 12:53:25 GMT -5
Due to AEW making a new deal with their sponsor, Punk is forced to change his Pepsi tattoo to a Domino's Pizza logo.
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Post by MrElijah on Aug 20, 2021 12:53:27 GMT -5
Unable to secure the rights to Cult of Personality, Tony Khan settles for a different rock anthem from 1988, Bon Jovi's Bad Medicine. Punk debuts with a Chris Amann inspired gimmick, forming a stable with fellow medical professionals Dr. Britt Baker and Dr. Luther, collectively known as the Z-Pack. I'm not gonna lie, if it meant us also getting Dr. Wagner Jr. I'd be 1000% on board. Cue run in from L.A. Park and they brawl all over the United Center. |
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Heel turn is finished, now stripping away my personality
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Post by lucas_lee on Aug 20, 2021 12:54:20 GMT -5
Give him the Tensai gimmick
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Aug 20, 2021 12:56:22 GMT -5
He comes out, the pop is so loud that he just covers his ears, cries and runs away. He insists all his future matches are empty arena matches, then quits the company before his first one because he stubbed his toe on a Halloween pumpkin on his street.
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Post by Feyrhausen on Aug 20, 2021 12:59:09 GMT -5
Kevin Nash comes out and Jacknifes him.
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