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Post by ppl591 on Oct 18, 2022 12:19:15 GMT -5
At this point bring me a mutiverse. With multiple Lauries, multiple Michaels, Busta rhymes, josh Hartnettjusy go nuts. It could never happen but I can pretend
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Post by Legion on Oct 18, 2022 16:30:22 GMT -5
That was just awful.
And not in a classic, 'well, at least the kills were fun, lol, horror!' way, just in a what the hell was all that nonsense way.
Just a total mess of bad writing, bad characters and everyone acting dumb just to fit the awfulness
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Post by James Fabiano on Oct 18, 2022 20:28:27 GMT -5
One way they could have made the movie better...
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Post by mystermystery on Oct 18, 2022 21:09:20 GMT -5
I thought it was a horrible Halloween movie, a half decent "Jamie Lee Curtis doesn't want to do anymore of these" film, and an okay-at-best subversion flick.
It tried. I understand why they'd want to try...but it did not work for me in any way, SHAPE, or form.
Give it some years away from the release, it'll find some more fandom like the OG Part 3 but I don't know how well it'll actually age.
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Post by ace on Oct 18, 2022 21:12:51 GMT -5
How it ages is of great curiosity to me. Once we get more of these and it’s removed from what people expected and wanted it’ll be interesting. It’s still very flawed just as a movie though…and it’s (likely) always going to be the last Jamie Lee Curtis entry which will always leave it with an disappointing feeling in that respect. But I do think it’s better than some of Halloween twitter is giving it credit for. I don’t think it’s actually ruining their childhoods,
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Post by hassanchop on Oct 19, 2022 22:26:40 GMT -5
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Post by King Boo on Oct 19, 2022 23:44:03 GMT -5
I sure as shit don't.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Oct 20, 2022 0:37:37 GMT -5
You don't want to see a movie where Haddonfield blames Laurie for an oil spill because she existed? Or the continuing backwards movement of Allyson's character which sees her fall in love with a guy carrying a human head and saying everybody warning her that he's bad news is stupid in one movie? Or the movie where some guy changes lanes in front of her without using their turn signals, so she pulls over to the side of the road and cries for the rest of the movie? What they did to Allyson's character in this movie was f***ing dumb. They set her up really well in Halloween (2018) and Kills. She went out after Michael and fought the f***er in Kills. She was the granddaughter of Laurie f***ing Strode, and in this one her character took about 600 steps back until the very end.
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Post by King Devitt on Oct 20, 2022 1:28:04 GMT -5
One way they could have made the movie better... OH MY GOD YES! I would have marked out so damn hard for that.
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Oct 20, 2022 18:53:45 GMT -5
I'm getting through it in segments on Peacock.
This is a hard watch. Not for the violence, for the cringe.
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Post by ace on Oct 20, 2022 21:29:11 GMT -5
I just realized the reaction to the movie from the more…extreme people…is the plot of Scream 5.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Oct 21, 2022 2:18:33 GMT -5
Alright now I'm going to try and think up ideas for ten sequels to Halloween.
1. Michael Myers in Space 2. Halloween: Into the Michaelverse 3. New Michael Myers vs. New Pinhead 4. Michael Myers Takes Chicago 5. Michael Myers vs. Zombies 6. Michael Myers Goes Back In Time 7. Michael Myers vs. A Bus Full of Prison Inmates 8. Michael Myers Found Footage Film 9. Michael Myers Attacks During a Natural Disaster Film 10. Michael Myers vs. A Group of teens with Special Psychic Abilities
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Post by Limity (BLM) on Oct 21, 2022 3:32:05 GMT -5
Alright now I'm going to try and think up ideas for ten sequels to Halloween. 1. Michael Myers in Space 2. Halloween: Into the Michaelverse 3. New Michael Myers vs. New Pinhead 4. Michael Myers Takes Chicago 5. Michael Myers vs. Zombies 6. Michael Myers Goes Back In Time 7. Michael Myers vs. A Bus Full of Prison Inmates 8. Michael Myers Found Footage Film 9. Michael Myers Attacks During a Natural Disaster Film 10. Michael Myers vs. A Group of teens with Special Psychic Abilities Michael Myers vs Mike Myers
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Oct 21, 2022 3:52:44 GMT -5
Alright now I'm going to try and think up ideas for ten sequels to Halloween. 1. Michael Myers in Space 2. Halloween: Into the Michaelverse 3. New Michael Myers vs. New Pinhead 4. Michael Myers Takes Chicago 5. Michael Myers vs. Zombies 6. Michael Myers Goes Back In Time 7. Michael Myers vs. A Bus Full of Prison Inmates 8. Michael Myers Found Footage Film 9. Michael Myers Attacks During a Natural Disaster Film 10. Michael Myers vs. A Group of teens with Special Psychic Abilities Michael Myers vs Mike Myers - Baby Driver 2: Michael Myers is part of the crew. - Ghost Beaters vs Evil Dead vs Michael Myers.
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Oct 21, 2022 7:32:58 GMT -5
One way they could have made the movie better... Honestly, this would have pissed me off more than anything, especially given Blumhouse doesn't have the rights anymore. I'm glad we got a conclusive ending instead of the typical horror cliffhanger. In theory, cool, though.
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hassanchop
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Post by hassanchop on Oct 21, 2022 9:17:52 GMT -5
Alright now I'm going to try and think up ideas for ten sequels to Halloween. 1. Michael Myers in Space 2. Halloween: Into the Michaelverse 3. New Michael Myers vs. New Pinhead 4. Michael Myers Takes Chicago 5. Michael Myers vs. Zombies 6. Michael Myers Goes Back In Time 7. Michael Myers vs. A Bus Full of Prison Inmates 8. Michael Myers Found Footage Film 9. Michael Myers Attacks During a Natural Disaster Film 10. Michael Myers vs. A Group of teens with Special Psychic Abilities - Michael Myers' Paranormal Activity - Michael Myers: The Last Man On Earth - Michael Myers Goes To The Cube - Michael Myers vs Scott Pilgrim vs The World - The Grim Advetures of Michael Myers - Michael Myers Takes The Titanic - Michael Myers vs Historically Accurate Aladdin
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Post by James Fabiano on Oct 21, 2022 9:19:46 GMT -5
There's now apparently a petition to reshoot the movie.
Just form a cyberbully cult on Twitter, then. Worked for ZSJL.
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hassanchop
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Post by hassanchop on Oct 21, 2022 10:42:09 GMT -5
Michael Myers vs Twitter Cultists
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Oct 21, 2022 10:51:25 GMT -5
Alright now I'm going to try and think up ideas for ten sequels to Halloween. 1. Michael Myers in Space 2. Halloween: Into the Michaelverse 3. New Michael Myers vs. New Pinhead 4. Michael Myers Takes Chicago 5. Michael Myers vs. Zombies 6. Michael Myers Goes Back In Time 7. Michael Myers vs. A Bus Full of Prison Inmates 8. Michael Myers Found Footage Film 9. Michael Myers Attacks During a Natural Disaster Film 10. Michael Myers vs. A Group of teens with Special Psychic Abilities Michael Myers vs Mike Myers Starting Mike Myers as Himself and Michael Myers
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Post by Clutchhausen on Oct 21, 2022 11:02:48 GMT -5
At this point bring me a mutiverse. With multiple Lauries, multiple Michaels, Busta rhymes, josh Hartnettjusy go nuts. It could never happen but I can pretend I'd watch this.
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