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Post by humanoid on Nov 6, 2007 21:47:16 GMT -5
Some songs have a special meaning for a man in regards to a woman, but this can backfire because maybe the song had deeper meaning to begin with, but now it's been cheapened... "We are the world, we are the children, we are the ones who make a better life so let's keep on givin'." "Remember that song, baby? The night I smurfed you in the pet cemetery?" HAHAHA awesome, I forgot about that one. I was in a Death Metal band. A lot of Death Metal bands have intense names like "Mortuary" or "Rigor Mortis" Not us, we weren't that intense. We were called "Injured" later we changed our name to "Acapella" as we were walking out of the "Pawn Shop"
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 6, 2007 21:54:46 GMT -5
I don't wanna have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Crispies box: Snap, Crackle, Mitch, and Pop. "Hey, how the f*** did he do that?" Hey, in Hollywood, it's all who you and I know Crackle.
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Post by gsguy on Nov 6, 2007 21:56:04 GMT -5
One of the best comedic delivery's of all time... "All right! "
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Post by humanoid on Nov 6, 2007 21:58:34 GMT -5
I don't wanna have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Crispies box: Snap, Crackle, Mitch, and Pop. "Hey, how the smurf did he do that?" Hey, in Hollywood, it's all who you and I know Crackle. f*** YEAH! That is awesome.
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 6, 2007 21:58:56 GMT -5
If thirteen's unlucky, then 12 or 14 are guilty by association. “I saw you 12, you were hangin’ out with 13.” “No I wasn’t, I was with 11, you talk to 14 'bout that shit.” “Whatcha got to say 14?” “Me divided by 2 equals 7... alright, I was with 13, shit.”
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 6, 2007 22:01:29 GMT -5
I have two sisters and one of them is named Wendy. And if you asked Wendy if I was weird, she'd probably say, "Yeah." But that's f***ed up, 'cause she's weird. Cause she has a husband and two children, and they have a family photo on top of their VCR where they're all looking slightly to the left... as though something's going over there. The camera is right in front of you. But I guess something happened to the left... that made everybody happy. Except my sister's cross-eyed, so she can't quite pull it off. One eye is right the f*** on.
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Post by humanoid on Nov 6, 2007 22:02:02 GMT -5
If thirteen's unlucky, then 12 or 14 are guilty by association. “I saw you 12, you were hangin’ out with 13.” “No I wasn’t, I was with 11, you talk to 14 'bout that crap.” “Whatcha got to say 14?” “Me divided by 2 equals 7... alright, I was with 13, crap.” Well if 13 is unlucky, then so should the letter "B" be. Because B looks like a scrunched together 13. What's your name? Bob. Get the f*** away!!!
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 6, 2007 22:02:24 GMT -5
I like cinnamon rolls. That's why I wish they made a cinnamon roll incense. 'Cause I don't always have time to make a pan. Perhaps I'd rather light a stick, and have my roommates wake up with false hopes.
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 6, 2007 22:02:49 GMT -5
If thirteen's unlucky, then 12 or 14 are guilty by association. “I saw you 12, you were hangin’ out with 13.” “No I wasn’t, I was with 11, you talk to 14 'bout that crap.” “Whatcha got to say 14?” “Me divided by 2 equals 7... alright, I was with 13, crap.” Well if 13 is unlucky, then so should the letter "B" be. Because B looks like a scrunched together 13. What's your name? Bob. Get the smurf away!!! I love that one.
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 6, 2007 22:04:11 GMT -5
I had a neighbor, and whenever he would knock on my wall I knew he wanted me to turn my music down, and that made me angry because I like loud music, so when he knocked on the wall I'd mess with his head. I'd say: "Go around! I cannot open the wall. I don't know if you have a doorknob on the other side, but over here there's nothing. It's just flat."
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 6, 2007 22:05:26 GMT -5
I want to be a race car passenger. Just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say, man, can I turn on the radio?" "You should slow down." "Why we gotta keep going in circles?" "Man, you really like Tide."
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 6, 2007 22:09:23 GMT -5
I went camping once, and got into an argument with a girlfriend in the tent. This is a really bad place to get in an argument, because I walked out and attempted to "slam the flap." How are you supposed to express your anger in this type of situation? Zipper it up really quick? *Zipper Noise* ! f*** you....
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Post by humanoid on Nov 6, 2007 22:10:29 GMT -5
I went to the store and bought 8 apples. The clerk asked me if I wanted a bag. I said No, I juggle. But I can only juggle 8. If I'm ever here buying 9 apples... Bag 'em up.
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 6, 2007 22:11:38 GMT -5
I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll give you the money, you give me the doughnut—end of transaction. We do not need to bring ink and paper into this. I just cannot imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend—"Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut—I got the documentation right here! (pause) Oh wait, it's back home in the file…under 'D'…for doughnut." 'Cuz we all know what 'D' is. for doughnut
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Post by humanoid on Nov 6, 2007 22:13:35 GMT -5
I saw a guy juggling chainsaws. It was cool...Unless something needed to be sawed down, then it's just annoying. C'mon Rick, could we borrow just one?
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 6, 2007 22:16:18 GMT -5
"I played golf....I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy and that's way more satisfying. Your supposed to yell FORE, but I was too busy mumbling that ain't no way that's gonna hit him."
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Post by humanoid on Nov 6, 2007 22:17:53 GMT -5
I saw a guy juggling chainsaws. It was cool...Unless something needed to be sawed down, then it's just annoying. C'mon Rick, could we borrow just one? ...Track 5 will not be "Chainsaw Juggling"
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 6, 2007 22:20:01 GMT -5
"I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me they just say "Mitch," and I say "What?" and turn my head slightly."
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Post by humanoid on Nov 6, 2007 22:22:17 GMT -5
I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still have tartar, but that shit is under control...
If the tartar gets out of line, I'm like hey tartar you know the deal, fall in you crazy ass tartar...
I've got so much tartar I don't have to dip my fish sticks in shit...
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 6, 2007 22:22:51 GMT -5
"I was at the airport and this guy came up to me and said I saw you on tv last night. He didn't say if I was any good. He just told me where I was. So turned away for a minute and said Hey I saw you at the airport a minute ago. You were good."
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