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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 7, 2007 0:29:22 GMT -5
I love him so much.
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 7, 2007 0:34:10 GMT -5
I thought my teeth were white, until I washed my face with Noxema. They're not white, they're off-white. Hell, I'm not even white, I'm off-white. We're a new race, we will prevail! Well, I was going to get my teeth whitened, but then I thought smurf it. I'll just get a tan instead. I loved that line. "I wish I had one, long curvy tooth."
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 7, 2007 0:34:47 GMT -5
We all do, the Mitch Army is in effect!
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 7, 2007 0:35:41 GMT -5
We all do, the Mitch Army is in effect! Give me him, Steven Wright, and Demetri Martin and that's one funny orgy.
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 7, 2007 0:36:08 GMT -5
If anyone has video links to his stand up, hop to it, good sirs.
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 7, 2007 0:39:24 GMT -5
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 7, 2007 0:43:25 GMT -5
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 7, 2007 0:47:45 GMT -5
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 7, 2007 0:50:06 GMT -5
On that note I am going to bed, be back tomorrow morning.
Peace out, people!
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the f*** is a sesame?! It's a street... It's a way to open shit...
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 7, 2007 0:54:37 GMT -5
I always loved his stage presence. He just seemed so nice. always a little nervous about whether his jokes would go over, but they were so freaking funny. I swear, if I was in the crowd and someone tried to heckle him, I would probably throw something.
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Post by humanoid on Nov 7, 2007 2:28:44 GMT -5
As a commedian, you have to start the show strong, and end the show strong. Those are the two most important parts...
You can't be like pancakes, all exciting at first but by the end you're f***ing sick of 'em.
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Post by Captain Wonderful on Nov 7, 2007 5:10:00 GMT -5
"Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the next thing you know, your bass player turns into a can of soup." "I ate one anchovy, and that is why I did not eat two anchovies." "I heard a guy tell me he liked cherries. I waited to hear if he was going to say 'tomatoes,' then I realized he liked cherries...just...that joke is ridiculous." "If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, 'hey - maybe a killer is after you!'" "When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool. Except for me, because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out." "I saw a commercial for an above-ground pool. It was thirty seconds long. You know why? Because that's the maximum amount of time you can depict yourself having fun in an above-ground pool." "When you're talking to a musical legend but you don't know his body of work, you have to divert from that fact. Like 'hey, Peter Frampton. Do you like toast, too?! As do I, it is warm and crispy. And is a perfect place for jelly to lay. Now stay away from me, Frampton, I ain't got crap to say to you!" One of the best comedic delivery's of all time... "All right! " "I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist. ...All riiight!"
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Post by I'm The Cool One on Nov 7, 2007 5:13:42 GMT -5
legend. taken too soon. thats all i have to say
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 7, 2007 5:19:50 GMT -5
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 7, 2007 5:47:50 GMT -5
I went to see a doctor, all he did was suck blood from my neck. Don't go see Dr. Acula. One of my new favorite jokes.
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 7, 2007 10:19:34 GMT -5
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 7, 2007 12:10:57 GMT -5
Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen.
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 7, 2007 22:10:27 GMT -5
I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, cause no one would buy it: sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge... that would melt easily over tortilla chips.
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Post by TripleMerc on Nov 7, 2007 22:32:09 GMT -5
I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, cause no one would buy it: sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge... that would melt easily over tortilla chips. That joke rules.
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Post by humanoid on Nov 7, 2007 23:07:24 GMT -5
I would like to see something offered for 3 easy payments, and one f***ing complicated payment...
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