MCMGM
Vegeta
WC's Official Jeff Buckley Stalkeress.
Red Sonic My Ass
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 6, 2007 23:09:24 GMT -5
This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... It's dirty.
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Post by humanoid on Nov 6, 2007 23:10:41 GMT -5
I went to see a doctor, all he did was suck blood from my neck. Don't go see Dr. Acula.
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MCMGM
Vegeta
WC's Official Jeff Buckley Stalkeress.
Red Sonic My Ass
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 6, 2007 23:11:30 GMT -5
At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said "Certainly." He said "Do I need to dial 9?" I say "Yeah. Especially if it's in the number. You can try four and five back to back real quick."
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DramaGuyCJM
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on Nov 6, 2007 23:12:34 GMT -5
My lucky number is 2,007,005. It's not that effective when playing dice though. "Come on, 2,013,005. Shit! 7!"
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Post by humanoid on Nov 6, 2007 23:12:52 GMT -5
People assume I like sports just because I'm a guy. I like Gatorade, but thats about as far as it goes.
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MCMGM
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Red Sonic My Ass
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 6, 2007 23:15:32 GMT -5
I want to be a rebellious McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers... NOPE... we got spaghetti!
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DramaGuyCJM
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Post by DramaGuyCJM on Nov 6, 2007 23:16:20 GMT -5
P.S. This is what the alphabet would look like without Q and R.
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MCMGM
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Red Sonic My Ass
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 6, 2007 23:17:12 GMT -5
I hate dreaming because when you want to sleep, you want to sleep. Dreaming is work. Next thing you know, I have to build a go cart with my ex-landlord.
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Post by humanoid on Nov 6, 2007 23:18:08 GMT -5
By the way, you don't have to be sweaty and holding a basketball to enjoy Gatorade, you can just be a thirsty dude.
Gatorade forgets about this demographic.
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MCMGM
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Red Sonic My Ass
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 6, 2007 23:18:44 GMT -5
One time I was forced to go to the doctors because of a sports accident. Herpes.
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MCMGM
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Red Sonic My Ass
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 6, 2007 23:19:49 GMT -5
I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Nov 6, 2007 23:36:08 GMT -5
I fully endorse this thread.
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Post by humanoid on Nov 6, 2007 23:37:36 GMT -5
I fully endorse this thread. And it's about f***ing time you got here. |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Nov 6, 2007 23:42:43 GMT -5
I fully endorse this thread. And it's about smurfing time you got here. I been busy. I just got home like an hour ago. |
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Post by humanoid on Nov 6, 2007 23:43:45 GMT -5
And it's about smurfing time you got here. I been busy. I just got home like an hour ago. Sooo... How was it? |
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Nov 6, 2007 23:59:16 GMT -5
Quick hijack to say..............Hi humanoid!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by humanoid on Nov 7, 2007 0:01:13 GMT -5
Hi Roberts, good to see you.
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Post by humanoid on Nov 7, 2007 0:14:24 GMT -5
By the way, you don't have to be sweaty and holding a basketball to enjoy Gatorade, you can just be a thirsty dude. Gatorade forgets about this demographic. I mean, I'm thirsty for no reason. Other than the fact that liquid has not touched my lips for some time. can I have a Gatorade too? Or does that lightning bolt mean no? |
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MCMGM
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 7, 2007 0:26:06 GMT -5
I thought my teeth were white, until I washed my face with Noxema. They're not white, they're off-white. Hell, I'm not even white, I'm off-white. We're a new race, we will prevail!
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Post by humanoid on Nov 7, 2007 0:27:55 GMT -5
I thought my teeth were white, until I washed my face with Noxema. They're not white, they're off-white. Hell, I'm not even white, I'm off-white. We're a new race, we will prevail! Well, I was going to get my teeth whitened, but then I thought f*** it. I'll just get a tan instead. |
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Hunt. Hunt.
