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Post by Snowman on Feb 16, 2014 18:25:16 GMT -5
Why do you keep calling him D. Bryan Danielson? Because according to WWE his name is Daniel Bryan. Bryan Danielson. Daniel Bryan. "Daniel" Bryan Danielson. D. Bryan Danielson. Basically because I want to and people know who I'm talking about regardless. Fair enough but why not just say 'Bryan' and that covers both bases
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Post by Snowman on Feb 16, 2014 10:27:45 GMT -5
This continues to get funnier with every posting. I don't understand :\ What's the backstory with the blank posts?
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Post by Snowman on Feb 16, 2014 10:27:14 GMT -5
This continues to get funnier with every posting. I don't understand :\ What's the backstory with the blank posts?
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Post by Snowman on Feb 16, 2014 6:29:31 GMT -5
I've always had a desire to maybe give heel managing a try so I'll try my best to cut as good a promo on CM Punk as I can. Please note: I don't actually believe the vast majority of the things I've written in the spoiler tags. This was done pretty much for fun. {Spoiler}Punk. I don't know what's going on with you. Everywhere you go, despair follows you. You can try to blame everyone else. HHH, Shawn Michaels, Hulk Hogan, The Rock, Vince, Shane, Stephanie, Diesel, Razor, HBK, 123 Kid, Aldo Montoya, Hunter, or even Aurora. The fact of the matter is that misery follows YOU. You are the common denominator in the empire of dirt you've created since you first laced up those ugly boots and those putrid Chicago flag trunks that you, and only you, find cool. You are the one that seems to have a problem with everyone around here, not them. All they've ever wanted to do was to make this a business sustainable enough to pass down to their children and to everyone going to school, working their tails off in the gym, doing roadwork, and getting themselves in the best shape they can to be apart of this business that's given so much to everyone and will continue to do so long after all of us are gone. We're the ones who are keeping the business going forward. You, however, have done everything in your power to hijack all that hard work and make it all your own. You've been an agent of chaos that's been allowed to run rough shot over everything we in the WWE hold dear. All the nuances that superstars of the past and the present have fought tooth and nail for, you've done your best to destroy. Superstars are supposed to be larger than life, they're supposed to be asskickers, they're meant to be guys you don't want to ever see in a back alley after dark. You, on the other hand, changed all that. Congratulations, you've gotten the revolution you so desperately wanted. All that has changed. Now, when people think of WWE superstars, they laugh. They think of you. A short, scrawny, tatted up lowlife who looks like he hasn't seen a bed since God knows when. You've made this once great company a laughing stock. I hope you're proud of yourself.
You see, even though so many people find your "opponent" schtick amusing, worthy of all the different memes you see on the interwebz, I find it all very sad. Because, I know where that comes from. I'm a psychology minor. I know more about you than you do. I know that all of this attention-seeking, this desire to be heard has deeper meaning than just "pipebombs" and "giving voice to the voiceless". This is about feeling wanted. This is about finding that one place in your life where you can finally fit in. I mean, let's look at your track record. You were never wanted in your home life. Your father did his best to ensure he would have nothing to do with you by finding the true love of his life, Jack Daniels. Your sister has one foot in the grave with a needle permanently attached to her arm. So, there's someone else who has found something other than you to love. Your brother clearly loves your money more than he does you. And your mother cares so little for you that she's willing to empty all the dirty laundry from your closet simply because she can. Oh, what I would do to get my hands on every single juicy bit of that. That's all rubbed off on you. You say you're not addicted to anything and that's wrong. You're addicted to something more than drugs, more than alcohol, more than pills, and more than even caffeine. You're addicted to.....validation. That's why you treat every women you've been with the way you do. Because you think that makes you look cooler in the eyes of "the boys". Unfortunately, they also see right through you the way I do. They're just too scared and too politically correct to actually go out of their way to point it out. It's the same with how you conducted yourself in the WWE. You did everything you can to appease fans who may not have the highest opinion of the show as it is and knowing that they will fall behind whoever they feel speaks for them. However, bringing this to light allows me to finally solve the puzzle known as CM Punk. I have to admit, it's all very disappointing. Behind all that bravado and facade of uniqueness, there's just that little boy still crying for mommy and daddy to stop fighting and play with him before they tuck him to bed.
Usually, I'd expect to come back and reply to me with the best of your ability by throwing all your charisma behind a response. However, I know you won't. How do I know this? Because you know you have nothing to come back at me with. I've gone to the very deep, dark, core of your being and have exposed every bit of ugliness from it. It's all out in the open now. The mystique is gone. CM Punk is dead. Only the broken existence of Phil Brooks remains. Well done, this was excellent. I read it all in Paul Heyman's voice too
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Post by Snowman on Feb 16, 2014 6:20:45 GMT -5
Had they not killed him deader than Dolph Ziggler, I'd say #BadNewsBarragh would've been a good guy they'd have to have a feud with D. Bryan Danielson. The problem is it only works really well in my mind because in my mind I already booked D. Bryan Danielson getting a title shot against Brock Lesnar at WM XXX. DBD was the 31st entrant in the Rumble after Wade engages in epic Royal Rumble trolling by being the "final" entrant. Wade goes on a campaign to be #1 contender and there's really no way I couldn't imagine that being pretty personal, because now it's about more than winning the title or any of that vague "face of the company" shit, it's about winning it from Bryan. Barrett's got issues with DBD that should go all the way back to when he turned on the Nexus...but that's never gonna happen. It's a shame though, as I'd totally mark out at Barrett using the gavel as a weapon sometimes. Why do you keep calling him D. Bryan Danielson?
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Post by Snowman on Feb 13, 2014 15:31:01 GMT -5
It's yet another counter thread. Sorry. You should all know who my #1 here is. Others for me include Miz, Sheamus, HHH and Steph, Orton, and Kofi. I have no idea who your number 1 is :/ why should we all know? (Apologies if the answer is in your sig or something, I have them turned off)
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Post by Snowman on Feb 10, 2014 14:41:46 GMT -5
Not really offensive, but it would be to a lot of people, but I have always loved the idea of a guy who is "anti-troops" It could start with say wade Barrett refusing to work the tribute to the troops show, then cena calls him out the next raw and wade says he is a pacifist and a conscientious objector who is against the concept of war and the military and "real men fight with their fists not their guns" You could have him get into a fight with a planted "troop" I'm the front row. Isn't that pretty damn close to the Better than U-topia storyline from uh... one of the games... 11? Really? I'll have to play that
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Post by Snowman on Feb 10, 2014 14:33:17 GMT -5
Not really offensive, but it would be to a lot of people, but I have always loved the idea of a guy who is "anti-troops"
It could start with say wade Barrett refusing to work the tribute to the troops show, then cena calls him out the next raw and wade says he is a pacifist and a conscientious objector who is against the concept of war and the military and "real men fight with their fists not their guns"
You could have him get into a fight with a planted "troop" I'm the front row.
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Post by Snowman on Feb 9, 2014 5:17:14 GMT -5
You win the thread
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Post by Snowman on Feb 9, 2014 5:04:24 GMT -5
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Post by Snowman on Feb 8, 2014 11:34:10 GMT -5
I worry that Neville will end up as Khali 2.0 in the sense that he'll be dragged out for the sole purpose of "Hey, he talks funny! Point at him and laugh!" Haha. I could totally see that even though the Geordie accent is my favourite accent. He should go full on Geordie and have to have subtitles. But the subtitles are something completely different to what he is saying
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Post by Snowman on Feb 8, 2014 4:35:14 GMT -5
I hope it's not Neville. Not because I don't like the guy, I really do, but he needs to devolp a character or else he will just end up as Evan Bourne 2.0
I hope he has a nice reign as NXT champ and develops some kind of character before being called up.
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Post by Snowman on Feb 7, 2014 17:01:53 GMT -5
I only use Spotify now, but I still mostly listen to full albums rather than playlists.
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Post by Snowman on Feb 4, 2014 18:39:00 GMT -5
"Hey Rocky, I smell what you are cookin'... and it STINKS"
*Rock Turns his microphone sideways and shoves it up his own candy ass*
"Hey John, we WISH we couldn't see you"
*Cena Five Knuckle Shuffles off*
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Post by Snowman on Feb 4, 2014 18:32:47 GMT -5
This would be an awesome thing to do in Chicago
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Post by Snowman on Feb 4, 2014 17:19:42 GMT -5
I'm always disappointed when a match opens a show. I'd rather have some kind of angle advancement kick off the show.
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Post by Snowman on Feb 4, 2014 14:43:41 GMT -5
That is a British crowd though. They are more refined. The like to queue and never grumble about people cutting it. They drink tea and pimms and frown on the brash and impolite. Even soccer crowds are quiet for the most part, they call Arsenals stadium the Library because there is hardly any noise there. Said by someone who has never been to an English sporting event. I'm pretty sure he was being ironic
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Post by Snowman on Jan 30, 2014 16:52:45 GMT -5
Brock is just Brock! He kills bitches and doesn't care who they are.
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Post by Snowman on Jan 30, 2014 16:40:52 GMT -5
Do we have a Raw coming up in Chicago soon? I'm looking forward to that reaction
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Post by Snowman on Jan 30, 2014 15:29:29 GMT -5
For those in the UK who do not have an arial Tvcatchup.com provides a legal way to stream challenge TV.
EDIT: Not any more. DAMMIT!!! what happened to challenge on TV catchup? that's how i was planning to watch
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