shaker
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Post by shaker on Mar 17, 2014 12:27:30 GMT -5
Gotta be the Doctor of Huganomics.
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shaker
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Post by shaker on Mar 17, 2014 12:20:47 GMT -5
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Post by shaker on Mar 17, 2014 12:10:39 GMT -5
Curtis Axel looks like a moron. seriously. he looks like the kind of guy whose never read a book and is proud of it. Maybe if his Dad was around he would have learned
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shaker
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Post by shaker on Mar 17, 2014 12:00:41 GMT -5
"I'll tell you what your favorite thing is about me, Shawn. It's my...." ...wife, who is way hotter than your Nitro girl! Shawn, tell everyone just how much you wish that you could sleep with Stephanie every night like I do... Well, at least on the nights Stephanie doesn't make me sleep at the foot of the bed.... uh... anyway Shawn looks like you gotta get running, eh buddy? So back to my original point...
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shaker
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Post by shaker on Mar 17, 2014 11:51:50 GMT -5
I don't like to judge people without actually knowing them, but Eva Marie seems like she's suffered severe brain damage and cannot function at a normal level. I was willing to let it go as her just being a dumb kid, but Total Divas taught me that she's ALMOST 30 YEARS OLD.
I imagine that Sheamus is a huge dick in real life and cannot get into his character at all because of this. Like he seems like the type of guy to show up late to a party, eat all the food, then make some stupid joke and get angry when people don't laugh at it. I have no idea WHY I think this - he may resemble someone I met and is bringing up some deeply repressed memories.
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shaker
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Post by shaker on Mar 17, 2014 11:30:14 GMT -5
Shawn, quit looking at me funny!
*HHH pulls the camera in close and does a stage whisper*
Get it? Cause he's crosseyed!
Now as I was saying Shawn, thanks for coming out here. A lot of people say you're better than me... but just look at the comparison here. One of us is in camo, has a successful TV hunting show, and retired relatively healthy and wealthy. The other one is wearing a suit and still wrestles EVERY DAMN YEAR AT WRESTLEMANIA! So I ask you, Shawn, what's your favorite thing about me?
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shaker
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Post by shaker on Mar 17, 2014 11:16:56 GMT -5
"Myself. That's right - the only person who could ever defeat me.... is myself. That's why I've spent all of WWE's profits over the last 10 years on human cloning research. Meet the newest WWE superstar...."
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shaker
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Post by shaker on Mar 17, 2014 11:06:23 GMT -5
Dolph Ziggler? More like "Can't outwrestle HHH-er", am I right?
*crowd boos even more*
Hey Dolph, Billy Gunn called - he wants his hair back!
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Post by shaker on Mar 17, 2014 10:55:11 GMT -5
And then my cool wife Stephanie showed up in a cool car and picked me up so we could go get ice cream. While we were at Cold Stone creamery I made a joke about Stone Cold Creamery and everyone in the store laughed and gave me a round of applause. Afterwards...
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Post by shaker on Mar 17, 2014 10:49:09 GMT -5
His skinny fat ass was a flat B, not even the plus. I'll never forget the time he walked up to me and said "Hunter, I wish I was as cool as you." Well I just told him...
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shaker
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Post by shaker on Mar 17, 2014 10:33:06 GMT -5
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY TWIZZLERS FOR THE GAME?
*eats popcorn, chokes on a kernal for 5 minutes, then coughs it up, eyes watering*
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Post by shaker on Mar 17, 2014 8:48:25 GMT -5
Dude that wasn't as good as Shawn Michaels and overcompensated for this for years by trying to be the coolest dude ever.
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Post by shaker on Mar 17, 2014 8:17:38 GMT -5
Because Bryan, people like YOU will always lose to people like ME
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Post by shaker on Mar 17, 2014 8:07:12 GMT -5
Not my favorite episode (Eva Marie's stories are usually pretty boring outside of her being really dumb) but it was still really good.
Bryan on the phone with Nikki ripping on Cena was hilarious.
"Oh he's just gonna do everything I do but do it better? This is why I hate John."
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shaker
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Post by shaker on Mar 17, 2014 8:04:05 GMT -5
"I am going to wrestle a broom, and it's going to be a damn better match than I could have with half that locker room, because.."
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Post by shaker on Mar 16, 2014 16:17:26 GMT -5
Squirtle owns, glad he gets some of that World Cup cash money.
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Post by shaker on Mar 16, 2014 16:15:37 GMT -5
Bryan musta failed wellness I guess? Or murdered somebody before the show.
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shaker
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Post by shaker on Mar 16, 2014 16:13:59 GMT -5
Arghhjjhjaffgggaaafffaafgaaaa a blaaahhhhhoooobloooblahhhh arrrgghhhhhhhhhhaaaaaassshhhhhh blllllllllllllllaaaah.
Then I would probably stroke out.
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shaker
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Post by shaker on Mar 14, 2014 13:58:10 GMT -5
I wonder who's jobbing to Heath Slater tonight? Probably Cena.
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shaker
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Post by shaker on Mar 14, 2014 13:35:45 GMT -5
Hey everybody, Del Rio's finally on the TV, hurry!
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