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Post by shaker on Mar 19, 2014 16:08:57 GMT -5
You visited a bad porno site (it's happened to me, too).
Safeware - running adware/whatever should fix it.
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Post by shaker on Mar 19, 2014 14:25:39 GMT -5
We'll never know how things were originally planned before Punk's walkout, but I figured Bryan vs the Authority would come to a head at some point, just it was originally going to be after Mania.
Bryan lost to Bray at the Rumble - I think originally he was going to get into the Chamber still, but then either lose due to Wyatt interference (setting up either Bryan vs Bray rematch, or some kind of 6 man tag) or this would set up a feud with someone also in the chamber.
I know a ton of people say it was supposed to be Sheamus vs Bryan, which turned to Christian vs Sheamus - but they don't even have a singles match at Mania, so I dunno.
In the original planning, I see Batista getting the title, HHH beating Punk, and Batista being revealed as working with the Authority. Then Batista is a heel champ through the summer (beating a face-turned Orton) before everything coming to a head at Summerslam.
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Post by shaker on Mar 19, 2014 14:17:27 GMT -5
I guess getting invited to her birthday and getting into ROH free means nothing either. If she's really your friend - you wouldn't be angry at her for having to cancel a single meeting. If you just want sex from her - you'd be angry. The first one is a mature adult's response, the 2nd one is creepy and misogynistic.
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Post by shaker on Mar 19, 2014 7:32:44 GMT -5
When he beat Cena, it was a test, kind of like when Ryback got Cena's title shot back in 2012.
They wanted to see if he could run with it and be "The Guy" while Cena was out. Well, in crowd reaction at least, he surpassed Cena. Merch and PR stuff, Cena's still king. But now they realize they do have another top guy that can take that spot when Cena's done.
In terms of purely the television and PPV product? Oh hell yeah Bryan's the top guy. Cena's pretty far removed from the title picture for the time being, and is in more of a role like Jericho had for years, of being the guy to beat to become a big deal.
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Post by shaker on Mar 19, 2014 7:22:40 GMT -5
Let's light it up! (It being a birthday candle)
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Post by shaker on Mar 19, 2014 7:21:59 GMT -5
Yeah, Abercrombie and Fitch needs to win this.
CEO goes on record saying he doesn't donate old clothing to homeless shelters because it would damage the A&F brand to be seen on homeless people. My God.
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Post by shaker on Mar 19, 2014 7:18:46 GMT -5
I'd like to see him tossed off a cliff.
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Post by shaker on Mar 18, 2014 20:28:31 GMT -5
Sorry to all the haters but Total Divas is the bomb.com.
Fan, bye.
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Post by shaker on Mar 18, 2014 18:22:27 GMT -5
Control over all but that which is yellow.
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Post by shaker on Mar 18, 2014 13:51:02 GMT -5
Have an episode of Raw be a musical all about me.
Because I'm happy... Come along if you feel like an NWA cage match without a roof Because I'm happy... Clap along if you feel like burying superstars is the truth Because I'm happy... Clap along if you know what burying is to you Because I'm happy... Clap along if you feel like that's what you want to do
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Post by shaker on Mar 18, 2014 13:43:29 GMT -5
Finally we can see that fight with the UnderMiner!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by shaker on Mar 18, 2014 12:53:36 GMT -5
In another thread, it was mentioned that it made no sense for HHH to act nice to Bryan, when his whole plan involved Bryan in handcuffs being beat down. That's true, unless you realize that HHH did that to swerve US. We (meaning every single fan in the arenas and on TV) want Daniel Bryan to beat HHH. In storyline - the Yes Movement cheering for Bryan and booing everything else forced HHH to give in to Bryan's demands. We got Bryan the possibility of winning the WWE World Heavyweight title. We, the fans, had as much kayfabe power as the winner of the Royal Rumble. I doubt most of it was planned, a lot was just dumb luck. But so many things have happened to invest the fans in this to the point that they are actually ACTIVE participants in a story. - Batista returns - gets booed to high Hell during the Rumble, effectively forces WWE to turn him heel or face the worst-received title match in history
- Bryan left out of the Rumble - gets fans to boo the match itself and really kickstart the whole hijacking thing that led to the idea of the Yes Movement.
- Bryan screwed AGAIN at Elimination Chamber - fan reaction in the audience was complete disinterest in Orton
And how do they build doubt in Bryan winning his match? By letting HHH in the title match if he wins. And people, myself included, are so caught up in the story that our minds automatically jump to "Oh God HHH heel champ again" just at the very notion of that stipulation.
They payoff for this is going to be amazing, I'm honestly going to feel like I'VE won that title when Bryan finally does, and it's to the WWE's credit they've managed to reach that point, whether through dumb luck or if this was purposely done.
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Post by shaker on Mar 18, 2014 12:22:27 GMT -5
The beat down itself was great, the 10 minute promo before hand where Triple H rambled on and repeated himself was not though. The beat down wasn't anything special to me, but yeah, that promo was just....like, WHY? Its not like he needed to lure Bryan in to a false sense of security w/ him pretending to respect Bryan for the whole "fake cops" thing to work. Felt like a total filler promo w/ridiculous Russo mini-swerve for the sake of swerving. The swerve was on us, the fans. The simple fact is the audience, both at the arena and at home, has become a part of the Daniel Bryan storyline. It's absolutely amazing, and a lot of it was dumb luck, but the WWE managed to create a storyline involving the fans because of the fact that EVERYONE supports Bryan. We are basically playing the role of D-Bry's manager right now.
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Post by shaker on Mar 18, 2014 11:15:54 GMT -5
Based on an idea I had as a kid: the game should come with a printer you attach to your gaming console. When you win, it prints up a certificate saying "CONGRATULATIONS" and you get like $5 off at Pizza Hut or something to celebrate.
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Post by shaker on Mar 18, 2014 11:11:43 GMT -5
Scooby Doo on RAW just sounds weird. Could you imagine if it was the attitude era? Lol RET'S GET READY TO RUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by shaker on Mar 18, 2014 10:55:04 GMT -5
Scooby Doo revealed as member of the Yes Movement, beats the holy hell out of HHH while Shaggy looks on.
"Like, wow, Scoob you really put the boots to ol' Hunter there."
"ROOBY ROOBY ROO!!!!"
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Post by shaker on Mar 18, 2014 9:47:41 GMT -5
I voted Ziggler, but let's face it:
Del Rio will win. He didn't get over as a Rumble winner, didn't get over as Money in the Bank winner, and sure as hell didn't get over as a WWE or World Champ. But goddamn if they're not gonna keep trying by giving him these wins.
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Post by shaker on Mar 18, 2014 9:07:35 GMT -5
Definitely the shovel. And do a ton of backstage segments with insider jokes, where I proceed to wink at the camera. "Hey Steph, this ice cream's pretty good... but can you get me some BERRIES for it?" "I heard on the news that a screwdriver wielding psycho just invested in another wrestling company... well he's definitely not an MVP in my book." *on the phone* "Yeah just meet me backstage. Yeah. Yeah I'm BY a lot of things, but the pop machine ain't one of em." "I'm gonna win at Wrestlemania to feed my huge ego."
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Post by shaker on Mar 18, 2014 7:52:34 GMT -5
I was glad HHH went full on mega heel in the segment.
When HHH did the whole "RESPECT" thing and got back in the ring, I thought "Oh God he's gonna beat up those cops and then be a cool bad guy so he doesn't get booed against Bryan."
But they totally went the opposite direction and it was awesome. HHH is the personification of everything that's held back D-Bry up to this point. Of course he's gonna be pure evil and use lying and cheating to beat down Bryan, then act like he's a big tough guy for doing it.
And Stephanie screeching the whole time? Just made it even better.
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Post by shaker on Mar 17, 2014 21:35:10 GMT -5
Yeah she's super ugly, now if you'll excuse me I'm heading back to my dark basement lair to stream the latest episode of My Little Pony.
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