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Post by shaker on Dec 19, 2013 10:05:58 GMT -5
I personally like the new logo A LOT.
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Post by shaker on Dec 19, 2013 9:53:13 GMT -5
What if John Cena had a hamburger for a head?
Or Kane was 19 foot tall with a tiny version of himself that shot out of his hand?
What if Big Show was really 7 midgets in a fancy costume?
What if AJ Lee had green skin?
And most pressing of all: What if Kofi Kingston..... was a white man???
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Post by shaker on Dec 19, 2013 9:49:58 GMT -5
Hey Hunter, fella, can ya spot me? Oi'm tryin t' get buffer by lifting dis turdy nine times.
OIM WAH BARRUH AND THIS IS MY FIFTH GIMMICK AND MAH NINETEENTH THEME SONG.
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Post by shaker on Dec 19, 2013 9:44:13 GMT -5
If this is a real post, then sounds like you hate your wife anyway (not to mention her daughter). You should get a divorce before you both become miserable.
Also you really should have bought Christmas presents before now, the stores are gonna be swamped and all the good deals are picked over.
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Post by shaker on Dec 19, 2013 9:34:14 GMT -5
No doubt, Punk's pipebomb helped catapault him into superstardom. And AJ's similar promo a while back helped her out as well. So I'm thinking, what if other wrestlers cut their own pipebombs??
Zack Ryder: "I'll bet you all want me to come out here and say WOO WOO WOO? Well it's not gonna happen. Because the simple fact of the matter is I'm done being Long Island Iced Z, done being the Woo Woo Woo kid. For years I've been the face of the WWE on the internet, until Vince and his yes men decided to take over Z! True Long Island Stories and run it into the ground. And you know why? Because they were scared. Scared that Zack Ryder would be bigger than the WWE, and be able to transcend this. So I'm done pushing the WWE's merchandise machine. I'm just Zack Ryder, standing out here, getting over ON HIS OWN.
My contract is up in 13 days, and when that's done, I'm out of here. But before then, I have a US Title match with Dean Ambrose. And I'm going to win, and take that belt out of the WWE. Maybe I'll head over to Japan, maybe I'll go back to the New York Wrestling Connection. Hell, maybe I'll go the House of Hardcore!! Hey Tommy Dreamer, how ya doing?
And one more thing. HHH and Stephanie are the biggest hyprocrites you'll ever meet. You thought I was a cuckold when I went against Kane? Well HHH likes to watch while" *MIC CUTS OUT*
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Post by shaker on Dec 19, 2013 9:25:23 GMT -5
Nikki just seems to be lusting over Cena imo. She accepts that he wont marry her even though she really wants to get married. She accepts not having children because Cena doesn't want children. She even signed that paper in order to move in to his house. She entered the relationship knowing she was never going to get those things that she's always wanted so I don't really feel sorry for her tbh. Agreeing with this. Nikki in general seems like a high school girl with her first "real" boyfriend. She's constantly talking about the cool stuff he has, and she's apparently horny 24/7 if Total Divas is to be believed. Cena seems to want a more mature, adult relationship, and from day one let Nikki know that marriage and children were not an option. She probably thought she could eventually talk hin out of it, but now it's finally hit that it's not happening.
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Post by shaker on Dec 19, 2013 8:15:57 GMT -5
Sin Cara's mask is haunted, and anyone who wears it is possessed by an ancient spirit.
The first Sin Cara found the mask in a pawn shop, put it on, and made his way to the WWE under its thrall. He was commanded by the mask to make copies of it, in order to possess other wrestlers.
Hunico found a 2nd mask, put it on, and that led to the Sin Cara vs Sin Cara match. After he was de-masked, he was free of its influence.... for a time.
Ryback is from a parallel universe and is the evil counterpart of our world's Skip Sheffield. Skip is currently trapped on that hellish world, where WCW won the Monday Night Wars and renamed itself TNA.
Big Show and Kane turn heel and face so often because of years of brain trauma. They have extreme memory loss and continually forget allegiances, promises, and past encounters with superstars.
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Post by shaker on Dec 18, 2013 14:08:08 GMT -5
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's feeling depressed.
The doctor says "I have the perfect cure for you! The WWE is in town, and Santino Marella is wrestling. That should pick you up."
The man burts into tears.
"But Doctor, I am Santino Marella."
What I'm saying is Santino is insanely depressed.
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Post by shaker on Dec 18, 2013 13:15:46 GMT -5
Let's try and make this thread thebomb.com, bitches.
I wish I could make this sound better, but the simple fact is I did competitive soccer. You had no time to do homework... that's why I don't say big words or sound super smart all the time.
So in short, no need to get up in everyone's koolaid.
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Post by shaker on Dec 18, 2013 13:03:53 GMT -5
As all the fans of Total Divas know, one previously unrevealed fact about John Cena is that he is crazy OCD about cleaning his house and keeping it somewhat tomb-like. So I started thinking, what happens if that was incorporated into his gimmick?
Imagine him about to beat Ryback, then Ryback spills some grape juice on the mat. Cena freaks out to go clean it up.
Or Lesnar returns, and this time it's personal - cause he just put a picture frame up in Cena's house.
How could this be applied to some other wrestlers? Maybe Fandango has to flick light switches 37 times before leaving a room? Or Kofi's been attempting to read War and Peace every night for the last 6 years, but can't get into it enough and always gives up.
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Post by shaker on Dec 18, 2013 12:58:34 GMT -5
THAT IS WHAT I ACCOMPLISH!!!! THAT BEING THE ACTION WHICH I HAVE PREVIOUSLY PERFORMED BEFORE ENGAGING YOU WITH THIS TAUNT!!!!!
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Post by shaker on Dec 18, 2013 12:43:13 GMT -5
Bumping this because EVERYONE needs to see that first reply. If you have a bad day, look at it. If you bemoan the current direction of WWE, look at it.
It will make you smile or laugh or at least feel a little better.
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Post by shaker on Dec 18, 2013 12:14:14 GMT -5
ADR enters at #1 and wins it also getting the most eliminations. Then on the followup RAW, he celebrates by beating Kofi Kingston. Truly the most aggressive Rumble in history. DESTINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by shaker on Dec 18, 2013 11:56:36 GMT -5
Orton pins Cena in the match, Bryan enters the Rumble and wins it.
I expect you'll see Reigns, Cesaro, and Bryan pick up a ton of eliminations. Reigns will either eliminate another Shield member, or be eliminated by one.
Final 4 will be Punk, Bryan, Ambrose, and RVD.
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Post by shaker on Dec 18, 2013 11:36:11 GMT -5
I love the idea of a tag team Money in the Bank match. Have it be 4 teams, let all 8 guys in the ring, and magic will happen.
Imagine a Money in the Bank match with the Usos, The Real Americans, Harper and Rowan, and the Prime Time Players.
Tons of double team moves, I think it could be a huge innovation.
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Post by shaker on Dec 18, 2013 9:49:02 GMT -5
It's true.
There's a massive secret society out there controlling the world's finances, and it has direct ties to Hollywood.
How the hell else do you think "The Lone Ranger" got okayed and financed?
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Post by shaker on Dec 18, 2013 9:42:35 GMT -5
As easy as it is to joke about some of JR's comments, he did sell the HELL outta what was happening in the ring. Just imagine him covering Raw's main event:
BAH GAWD THIS KID HAS NO QUIT IN HIM!!BRYAN'S BITING BACK!
YES LOCK !!! YES LOCK!!!! YES LOCK OUTTA NOWHERE AND THE VIPER IS WINCING IN PAIN!!!
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Post by shaker on Dec 18, 2013 9:33:51 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan will win the WWE World Heavyweight Title. His entire reign will be marked with people saying "Oh God he's gonna lose it tonight, isn't he?" and bemoaning his being "buried". He'll keep the belt for at leat 6 months, be featured on multiple tv and radio interviews, and the WWE will be firmly behind him as the new top guy. That said, people will still say he could be booked better.
Zack Ryder will tweak his gimmick and get insanely over with the fans again.
RVD will return at the Rumble, have a good showing, then stick around until Mania.
Total Divas Season 2 will be even better than season 1, but will be a major component in Cena and Nikki Bella breaking up once Cena sees how awkward their relationship is from an outside view. Nikki will then turn heel on WWE TV before one of her implants explodes mid-match, putting her on the shelf for most of the year.
Brie Bella and Bryan will be acknowledged as an on-screen couple. With Nikki out of the picture, fans will finally cheer Brie as "the good Bella".
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Post by shaker on Dec 18, 2013 7:51:23 GMT -5
Sadly, after Raw, I think we all realize what WWE views Cena as: a solid B+ guy, but not (and never will be) THE GUY.
Let's look at what he's done since Sunday: lose his World Title, lose "the biggest match in WWE history", give up his chance at a rematch so Daniel Bryan can take his spot, and then get taken out by one single RKO.
Maybe the issue is he's just not over enough? You could argue that just his chants are over, since crowds like to chant "Let's go Cena/Cena Sucks" and "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!" a lot. Plus a lot of times, the crowd's pretty quiet for his entrance until they start doing those chants. I think it's these "sing-a-long" chants that are really over.
Raw this week saw the biggest 3rd hour drop in recent memory. What happened in that third hour? That's right - a Cena run-in.
Also I hate to say it, but I think they blame Summerslam on him since he did headline it.
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Post by shaker on Dec 17, 2013 15:37:36 GMT -5
A show full of perceived "jobbers" getting a chance to shine isn't the worst idea - but I don't know if Smackdown should be the vehicle for it.
Although the idea of a 6 man tag of Ryder/Gabriel/and Tatsu vs 3MB as a main event is both interesting and terrifying.
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