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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Aug 19, 2018 16:50:35 GMT -5
Graves sounds hungover. Or bored.
Or both.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Aug 12, 2018 11:55:41 GMT -5
“Shut up you fat, bald headed little oaf!”
- Sid to Gene Okerlund.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Jun 17, 2018 20:08:49 GMT -5
“What does Katie competing mean to you?”
It means you’re a nasty bastard Paul Wight, and your momma said so!!!
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Apr 20, 2018 17:39:41 GMT -5
Dat boy coach better keep his head on a SWIBBLE!!
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Apr 19, 2018 16:40:47 GMT -5
The constant whining and and fighting with the other two generic light skinned gentlemen, take your pick, can’t tell apart, takes away from the match. It sounds like two sissy bitches having a slap fight while they play with their toy wrestlers. Just shut the hell up and call the match.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Dec 21, 2017 17:05:11 GMT -5
Changing CW Anderson’s name to Charles W. Anderson because people may confuse his name with the name of the network Smackdown aired on.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Oct 17, 2017 19:21:10 GMT -5
Roman falls through a wall, where he finds Sheamus and Cesaro laughing maniacally..
“I know you! And I know you too!”
Braun busts in and chokes Roman out while proclaiming he’s Andre the Giants grandson.
Book this shit.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Aug 20, 2017 20:36:58 GMT -5
Is Owens no longer the "new body fat of America"?
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Jul 29, 2017 15:54:59 GMT -5
Fortunately he's been around a while, so his current appearance fee is a pack of ramen noodles, a Dr Thunder soda and $10.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on May 22, 2017 10:30:13 GMT -5
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Apr 10, 2017 16:48:33 GMT -5
Coal miners glove match and an appearance by Cheatum or no buys.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Jan 31, 2017 21:42:03 GMT -5
Went to a WWF house show in Morristown, NJ in 1993, and Owen Hart was a no show and replaced in his match against Jim Powers by some jabroni named "The Tazmaniac"
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Jan 2, 2017 21:45:26 GMT -5
Christ almighty, is there anyone this c*** doesn't have to cut down?
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Nov 14, 2016 7:40:28 GMT -5
Has anyone seen these guys around? They just kind of disappeared.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Sept 16, 2016 9:33:48 GMT -5
When we all kneeewwww, wanted to know where Scott Steiner was, Seth Rollins knew all along. That bastard.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on Jul 6, 2016 19:44:37 GMT -5
The only thing that stands out to me in reference to The Berzerker was his coliseum video exclusive where he gave "party tips", including "when you're throwing a party, make sure you have a lot of chiiiiiips!! Huss Huss". I repeat that to myself to this day whenever I'm throwing a shindig.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on May 30, 2016 20:13:57 GMT -5
I hear that theme and was like "sweet, Pat Tanaka is back!"
Oh. Goldberg. Blah.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on May 29, 2016 14:46:02 GMT -5
As a kid, I remember going to an msg show with my parents, where the opening match was Black Bart vs Koko B. Ware. I believe it's actually still going on to this day. That's how long it was.
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on May 23, 2016 21:05:17 GMT -5
Flair should take his own advice and "Shut up, fat boy".
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Post by Sad sack ass fruitbooty on May 4, 2016 12:33:19 GMT -5
If Savio Vega is their manager, this gimmick might work. That's Caribbean legend Savio Vega to you, sir.
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