Squirrel Master
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Post by Squirrel Master on Mar 9, 2024 22:41:59 GMT -5
I see what you did there!
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Squirrel Master on Mar 7, 2024 23:32:27 GMT -5
I imagine the visual package of GUNTHER being pinned after taking repeated helluva kicks is something I need to see. Especially knowing how Sami Zayn can take a good beating…and now that the camera work is better than ever. However, I could also see Chad Gable winning the title after an impressive series of suplexes. I’d be happy to bear witness to either scenario .
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Squirrel Master on Mar 7, 2024 13:49:16 GMT -5
Rey Mysterio retirement match where the heel isn’t happy with just retiring him and try to brutalize him afterwards. Dom ain’t having any of that. Thats HIS bitch. (But in all seriousness he saves his old man and Rey gets something more important that his career back.) ”Back up Nasty Nate! This my bitch! If anyone is gonna stab, it will be me!”
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Squirrel Master on Mar 7, 2024 0:09:58 GMT -5
He keeps stepping to GUNTHER like he has no brains whatsoever. Eventually the cheers will come.
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Squirrel Master on Mar 7, 2024 0:05:12 GMT -5
He showed us. We saw.
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Squirrel Master
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Post by Squirrel Master on Mar 6, 2024 23:01:01 GMT -5
Heres a scenario that could work: Sting and Undertaker could do their long entrances, as the opening 15 minutes to a battle of their proxies yet to be named. They would do promos, act as managers and lend their star power to an epic match without needing to take bumps.
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Squirrel Master
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Post by Squirrel Master on Mar 6, 2024 0:20:11 GMT -5
Methinks that GUNTHER would find a way to pin all IC Champions that went before, so yea he's the greatest, IMHO.
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Squirrel Master
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Post by Squirrel Master on Feb 29, 2024 20:30:04 GMT -5
My random thoughts on Ole Anderson: Ole was a great promo. He was quite articulate and he did what he said he was gonna do.
Many folks don't know this, but Ole could step in to play the babyface as well as anyone when the booking called for it.
I loved Ole & Arn’s feud with Rock n Roll Express. They put the hurt on those pretty boys, 😂
The Rock’s demeanor with the Four Horsemen was all “My gang’s the roughest, and I am the toughest!” as he punked Sting to set up Sting’s program with Ric Flair. It was like watching real life bully Bluto toying with Popeye.
I knew immediately who was the voice of The Black Scorpion. Ole’s voice was that distinct to me!
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RIP Virgil
Feb 28, 2024 23:15:48 GMT -5
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Post by Squirrel Master on Feb 28, 2024 23:15:48 GMT -5
Lest we forget that Virgil shared the ring with all of the greats of his time, and he often turned the tide of many an important match with his bodyguard skills. He took some major bumps so Ted DiBiase didn't have to. His arms were huge! As mentioned earlier, Virgil was the right man in the right place at the right time. Indeed, watching Virgil often getting thrown to the wolves is a great memory of my youth. R.I.P. Virgil Wrestling Superstar.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Feb 28, 2024 10:06:25 GMT -5
Ole Anderson gave so many great contributions to the wrestling industry, the least of which was pairing Hawk & Animal with Paul Ellering.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Feb 23, 2024 0:38:26 GMT -5
TLDR; I was excited to see their first 1991 WWF house show at MSG, everything after that not so much.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Feb 21, 2024 12:15:37 GMT -5
Zelina looked great at Backlash in P.R. She was so proud!
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Post by Squirrel Master on Feb 20, 2024 15:46:34 GMT -5
Seeing how Reigns was the original Suplex City Bitch, I dont think he’d fare better against Gunther without Bloodline interference.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Feb 20, 2024 15:39:57 GMT -5
LL Cool J foreshadowed it in his song Cheesy Rat Blues “He was a nobody, who dreamed about being somebody, chief rocker at the party”
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Post by Squirrel Master on Feb 18, 2024 15:03:58 GMT -5
Because JYD no showed, Great Muta's opponent at WrestleWar was Doug Gilbert of all people. Was there no one else available? They couldn't use Ranger Ross instead? I revisit this match often, ‘because 89 Great Muta was awesome.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Feb 18, 2024 12:47:12 GMT -5
Watching Jimmy Uso corpsing was hilarious too
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Post by Squirrel Master on Feb 18, 2024 1:29:12 GMT -5
Hes got a strange shaped noggin
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Post by Squirrel Master on Feb 13, 2024 18:43:47 GMT -5
Certainly was a pivot as the decision makers at the highests levels within the company suddenly realized that if The Rock gassed on the grandest stage of them it would be undeniable, and no one would be able to save the day. Everyone involved would look very bad indeed, and WWE would be massacred in the media in the days to follow. So they scrambled to put in place an alternate plan to keep The Rock looking strong and key to the story no matter what goes down, and it provides Cody his moment to shine by putting and end to a historic title reign. Cody Rhodes winning the title is the only way WM ends, and he's in no danger of his gas tank going empty when the brightest lights are shining on him.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Feb 13, 2024 2:49:03 GMT -5
Put him in a tag team with Duggan. You could start off by having them feud, but Sheik seems to gain a respect for Duggan's toughness. In promos, Blassie continues the Ayatollah heel schtik, but Sheik speaks more respectfully of Duggan being a tough American. Duggan then reciprocates the respect in his promos. Then when they're having a match, Blassie tries to get Sheik to hit Duggan with the flag. Sheik almost does it but then opts not to and gets in an argument with Blassie. Duggan then hits him with the big shoulder tackle to get the win. Blassie then gets in the ring and starts beating Sheik down with the flag, when Duggan comes out and clears Blassie out with the 2x4. Duggan then helps Sheik to his feet and they end up giving each other a thumbs up. Duggan/Sheik tag team promos would be classic. Iron Sheik: “Sheik was wrong about the Jim Duggan! The Jim Duggan is a stand up guy, Gene Mean! USA is the great country!” Hacksaw: Sheik is a changed man! Sheik speaks American now! Hooooo! USA! USA! “
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Post by Squirrel Master on Feb 11, 2024 3:41:10 GMT -5
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