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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Apr 9, 2024 15:35:59 GMT -5
Jack Perry is a guy in his mid-20's in prime athletic shape who was likely mentally prepared for Punk to get physical with him. Tony Khan is a 40 year old nerd who's probably never been in any sort of physical confrontation in his life. What an absurd comparison. My money is on TK, all he needs is to trip Punk on his ass and Punk goes to the hospital injured Look at those shorts. Disgraceful. You got a billion dollars, boy, buy an iron.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Apr 9, 2024 8:39:40 GMT -5
Come to think of it, am I alone in thinking that maybe Alexa shouldn’t return to the ring? Shes been gone a long time and the women’s roster has undergone some seismic shifts in her absence, it feels like she’d be out of place. Plus she’s already had some serious injuries, maybe better to cal it a day on her run career while she’s still young and healthy enough to do other things. She could be a backstage hostess, a manager, or any number of other roles. She seemed pretty checked out at the end of her run, yeah. I remember her doing one of those roster reveals with the 2K game and she was the rare person to say that her rating was too high, throwing done shade at her previous year’s booking. She also has an extensive fitness background and a Masters in dietetics, so she’s got good options beyond wrestling as well.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Apr 9, 2024 6:20:15 GMT -5
ECW show at Kahunaville (now defunct beach-themed bar/club) in Delaware. My friend and I tried to see a show there once but his car broke down on the way.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Apr 8, 2024 17:24:02 GMT -5
plus i think we can confirm he smokes a lot of weed. there is that too. king. There was a line towards the end of the street fight that all the jokes about Cole being on Snoop’s bus earlier in the day actually did happen. And since we’re on commentary, I really enjoyed Snoop calling a match like that. His reactions to all the wild shit were great. “Oh damn, watch your back girl!!”
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Apr 8, 2024 17:20:45 GMT -5
Look who it is!! The Teenie Wangers!!!
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Apr 8, 2024 17:15:01 GMT -5
“Everyone knows Cody Rhodes finished the story at Wrestlemania 40. What tonight’s episode of Raw presupposes is….maybe he didn’t?”
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Apr 8, 2024 17:09:42 GMT -5
Hoping this doesn’t go against board rules ( if it does, blame Cole! He said it!!) but Cole screaming “HOLY CHRIST!!!” when Taker appeared behind Rock was my favorite call of the night.
It reminded me of True Cole’s emergence at Summerslam 2023 when he was just losing his mind more and more as the Last Man Standing match got crazier and crazier.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Apr 8, 2024 11:44:58 GMT -5
Now that Stephanie’s back, I demand a Dorky Mom Dance-Off between her and Asuka at Summerslam.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Apr 8, 2024 11:42:15 GMT -5
It would be great if they show the footage, then someone brings Ted Koppel out of retirement to conduct a face to face interview with Tony and Punk where they air out their side of the story, then shake hands and bury the hatchet and then I never have to hear about this whole situation ever again because it is so goddamn boring at this point.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Apr 8, 2024 11:25:57 GMT -5
It’s really funny to see everyone so baffled by the Mummers. Growing up in the Philly area, they’re such a part of the culture that I was well into my teenage years when I learned that every other city DOESN’T have Mummers. I thought it was just a well-accepted New Year’s tradition that everyone did.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Apr 8, 2024 11:20:04 GMT -5
If they’re both still in WWE when one of them decides to call it a day, a Career vs Career match between Roman & Seth would be bonkers business.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Apr 8, 2024 8:11:57 GMT -5
OTHER: Paul Heyman’s HoF segment entrance. Yes, Heyman was a scuzzy businessman. Yes, a lot of it hadn’t aged well. But when I was just a teen, Tuesday at 6 PM on Sportschannel Philadelphia was appointment viewing, so hearing the ECW theme blaring out to a huge ovation at Wrestlemania got me in the feels.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Apr 7, 2024 21:58:43 GMT -5
The truck, the 1,316 date, Philly, the 3:16 tweet, all obviously leading up to, erm, the Undertaker. “Goddamn I’m sitting at the house watching Night 1, Michael Cole’s telling me it’s 14 degrees out there. I’m like goddamn is Mother Nature trying to shoot on old Stone Cold so I said EH-EH! Kept my ass at home.” Also, Austin was such an obvious choice to come out, Taker was actually a fun swerve.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Apr 7, 2024 13:17:40 GMT -5
They had a show right in the middle of South Street yesterday. There was apparently a show under an I95 overpass scheduled on Friday.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Apr 7, 2024 12:43:09 GMT -5
I agree, it has to be the stadium, since Eagles games are notorious for being quiet. Michael Cole: “Here’s the list of every single country fans have come here from: ALL OF THEM!!” Internet: “This Philly crowd sucks.”
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Apr 7, 2024 6:49:01 GMT -5
Windham takes the cake but that’s a very “So glad I got that contract guaranteed” look on Mero’s face.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Apr 7, 2024 6:01:37 GMT -5
Did I enjoy it? Yes.
Did I take a little snooze somewhere in the middle of it? Also yes.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Apr 6, 2024 17:00:56 GMT -5
Equating acting and promo abilities isn’t really an accurate gauge. Batista’s name doesn’t ever come up in the greatest promos of all time, he’s a wonderful character actor. Stone Cold is a dreadful actor. and while the Rock has tremendous screen presence, he’s not exactly a roided up Dustin Hoffman.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Apr 4, 2024 8:13:31 GMT -5
I’m actually going to ROH as a last minute thing. Will watch the Manias.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Apr 3, 2024 11:46:58 GMT -5
When I went to Penn State, they had a late night snack bar in South Halls that made mozzarella sticks so good I’ve been chasing the memory of them for 25 years now.
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