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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 27, 2023 12:24:56 GMT -5
Punk’s locker room apology would consist of giving Britt, Ruby and Saraya $25 gift cards to Starbucks and telling the rest of the crew to study his old matches more.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 26, 2023 19:57:49 GMT -5
The crackhead bear having a big impact here. I enjoyed Cocaine Bear much more than Ant-Man So did I, and I would categorize Cocaine Bear as “ok”. Ant-Man was just a gigantic miss for me.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 26, 2023 19:53:00 GMT -5
The McAllisters probably would have gotten a visit from child services after leaving Kevin home alone twice.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 26, 2023 13:58:56 GMT -5
This is most likely another drab attempt at WORKING, but I’ll give FTR Bald a 10%-15% chance of being Jonathan Gresham-level serious about these sorts of “accomplishments”.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 25, 2023 6:43:37 GMT -5
I mean, I'm as cynical and jaded as the rest of you, but at this point a little over a year later I'm beginning to think Cody leaving isn't a work. Man just imagine how (even more) stupid "guy flipping off Cody at WM last year" is gonna look when it turns out it was all part of the plan the entire time. I am hoping that guy sold everything he owns just to afford a front row ticket this year so he can hold up a House of Black shirt and RUIN Cody’s big moment.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 25, 2023 4:57:50 GMT -5
Idk, I think with the 2 nights, they may have done HBK/Flair Or Mayweather/Big Show. The World title matches were really kind of secondary that year.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 24, 2023 17:54:51 GMT -5
1. Wendi Richter/Leilani Kai 2. Piper/T boxing match 3. Piper/Adonis 4. Hogan/Andre as the final second round match 5. Warrior/Rude 6. Demolition/Colossal Connection 7. Savage/Warrior 8. Savage/Flair 9. Mega maniacs/Money Inc 10. Luger/Yoko
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 24, 2023 17:07:50 GMT -5
“We got Burt Reynolds From Evening Shade (Next lines incomprehensible)”
That is the opening to Men on Mission’s Wrestlemania X rap.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 24, 2023 12:46:56 GMT -5
They were probably more tweeners than pure babyfaces but Al Swearengen and his crew turned to take on the gigantic villainy of George Hearst in Deadwood.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 24, 2023 12:34:57 GMT -5
May 11th - Backlash May 27th - Lackbash May 31st - Back, Sack & Cracklash June 10- Shane-O Maclash June 11- Shane-O Maclash Whacked & Sacked
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 23, 2023 12:39:08 GMT -5
To bring things full circle, shouldn’t Edge win the tag titles with a wrestler that was a huge Edge fan as a child?
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 23, 2023 12:35:14 GMT -5
Hollywood was probably my first crush and in the last few years, I’ve actually met her a couple times and she’s a really nice lady who seems to love wrestling with all her heart.
Sometimes it’s ok to meet your heroes/childhood crushes, FAN!
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 23, 2023 9:40:25 GMT -5
I mean, that sucked, but it also lasted like 3 weeks, as opposed to well over a year of Jade Yeah, if short reigns count in the worst reigns discussion, Mick Foley is the worst WWF/E Champion of all time. A true stinker would be Shane Douglas’ last ECW title reign, which was sort of similar to Jade’s: not many decent matches (due to injury in The Franchise’s case) and lengthened due to a desired result (Taz dethroning Douglas) instead of calling an audible based on crowd reactions (Al Snow was white-hot when he challenged for the belt).
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 22, 2023 18:22:47 GMT -5
Hogan’s run also included a Raw match against William Regal where Regal cut a legit contender for the greatest promo of all time.
“Ooh look at me! Look at me, I’m a Hulkamaniac and I’ve got my Hulk Hogan hat and my silly little Hulk Hogan cup and I look A COMPLETE BLOODY PILLOCK!!”
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 21, 2023 20:41:02 GMT -5
Shane always looks like he’s about 15 seconds away from just curling up and taking a nap in that gif. That man was so badly out of gas.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 21, 2023 20:35:45 GMT -5
There was a great interview segment where Nakamura apologized for low blowing AJ and blatantly winked, and then ended the interview by claiming he couldn’t speak English. Renee’s increasingly frustrated reactions to Nakamura being such a dick were great, they should have ran with more of that stuff.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 20, 2023 18:13:15 GMT -5
It’s probably best to pretend Heath Ledger went out with The Dark Knight, not The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.
Granted, his death came in the middle of filming but Gilliam hasn’t made a coherent/entertaining film in a long time so I’m not pinning the crumminess solely on Ledger’s passing.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 20, 2023 18:07:46 GMT -5
I just like posting the thing of sleepy Homer guarding his pile of sugar and pretending it’s someone guarding cocaine. *shrug* “Een America…first you get the football…then you get the wrestling…then you get the women….”
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 20, 2023 18:06:14 GMT -5
I think that KAIRI did well for herself, but there's no doubt that they still could have used her better. I liked the team with Asuka, that really worked out, but it still annoys me how often they kept throwing her into dangerous situations. Like, after seeing how reckless Charlotte and Nia Jax were being with her, maybe stop booking that? Kairi was used well and I can never get down with Sasha Banks being used badly in WWE when she was basically given every accolade you can be given I remember the posts years ago complaining about Sasha being advertised for another HISTORIC matchup and now we’ve reached the “They treated her worse than dirt” stage. We’ve come full FAN circle! It was truly shitty of them to bury her (and Naomi) on the night they walked out but Sasha won lots of titles, made lots of money and she didn’t get that episode of The Mandalorian because she’s the next Meryl Streep. She did really well in WWE, all told.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 20, 2023 17:51:56 GMT -5
Me: I did coke with Tony Khan. My mom: You don’t know anyone named Tony Khan. Me: It was Tony Khan and Sloan Kettering. And they were snorting that shit up every day.
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