BK From WV
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Post by BK From WV on Jan 5, 2009 0:00:21 GMT -5
Yeah, good luck with that. Just stay away from alcohol, lady. You can either be abstinent or sober, not both. I'm both.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Jan 5, 2009 0:05:10 GMT -5
You, sir, are a paradox of humanity. You do not exist.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Jan 5, 2009 0:05:38 GMT -5
Why does it have to be in your face or a scare tactic? Just because they wear it where you can see it? I mean, if someone can dress suggestively and it be a form of their self expression, why can't the same be said about a person who wears a purity ring? Why can't it be their form of self expression? Seriously, who cares? Yes. In the end people are way too damn touchy about everything. As much as I would rather not admit it, the rings just kinda bug me, and so do people who dress suggestively on a frequent basis. I can't help it, and I'm sorry if I got anybody pissed off, or said anything hypocritical. Just wanted to cover the bases there. Yeah, good luck with that. Just stay away from alcohol, lady. You can either be abstinent or sober, not both. I'm both. Can you be sexually active and drunk? Because I frequently find myself in those situations.
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BK From WV
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Post by BK From WV on Jan 5, 2009 0:07:53 GMT -5
You, sir, are a paradox of humanity. You do not exist. Oddly,not the first time I've been told that.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Jan 5, 2009 0:12:31 GMT -5
I'm sorry; I do not understand you, for you do not exist.
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Post by BK From WV on Jan 5, 2009 0:17:52 GMT -5
I'm sorry; I do not understand you, for you do not exist. But if I don't exist,who will take care of my pets? I'm so confused now.
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Post by H-Fist on Jan 5, 2009 0:22:03 GMT -5
Hooray for these.
The Chicago Tribune has recently reported on a couple that teaches abstinence-only sex-ed classes. They got engaged and were recently married. Up until their marriage, they had never even made out. This kind of thing, while perfectly fine behavior for individuals to choose, is a terrible thing to be teaching teenagers who might not have the same combination of religious, social, and phobia reasons for doing that.
And the purity ball things seem a little weird to me, too, like dads with such fixations on their daughters' "purity" (read: vagina). Would dad love daughter any less if she did have sex? I'd hope not. I also can't help but think that this is further infantilizing adolescents for an even longer period.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 5, 2009 0:22:06 GMT -5
I'm sorry; I do not understand you, for you do not exist. But if I don't exist,who will take care of my pets? I'm so confused now. Your pets do not exist either.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Jan 5, 2009 0:23:00 GMT -5
You did not exist to have your pets; they went to new owners.
Your dog was ran over by a bus in Topeka, Kansas, in 2004. Your cat was bought and donated to science. Don't ask what happened to your hamster--it's disgusting.
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Post by BK From WV on Jan 5, 2009 0:24:42 GMT -5
You did not exist to have your pets; they went to new owners. Your dog was ran over by a bus in Topeka, Kansas, in 2004. Your cat was bought and donated to science. Don't ask what happened to your hamster--it's disgusting. Well,this is a downer.
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Post by H-Fist on Jan 5, 2009 0:25:23 GMT -5
You did not exist to have your pets; they went to new owners. Your dog was ran over by a bus in Topeka, Kansas, in 2004. Your cat was bought and donated to science. Don't ask what happened to your hamster--it's disgusting. Needless to say, your hamster doesn't need its purity ring anymore.
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Post by BK From WV on Jan 5, 2009 0:28:20 GMT -5
You did not exist to have your pets; they went to new owners. Your dog was ran over by a bus in Topeka, Kansas, in 2004. Your cat was bought and donated to science. Don't ask what happened to your hamster--it's disgusting. Needless to say, your hamster doesn't need its purity ring anymore. Not Mr. Cuddles!!! If I existed,I would extract revenge on whoever did this to you!
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Jan 5, 2009 0:29:33 GMT -5
You did not exist to have your pets; they went to new owners. Your dog was ran over by a bus in Topeka, Kansas, in 2004. Your cat was bought and donated to science. Don't ask what happened to your hamster--it's disgusting. Needless to say, your hamster doesn't need its purity ring anymore. Ba-dum tish! instantrimshot.com my ass!
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Jan 5, 2009 0:30:41 GMT -5
Needless to say, your hamster doesn't need its purity ring anymore. Not Mr. Cuddles!!! If I existed,I would extract revenge on whoever did this to you! His name is not Mr. Cuddles. Apparently, he is now Fuzzhole.
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Post by Rorschach on Jan 5, 2009 0:35:09 GMT -5
Ehhh....late to the party, but I will say that I think these rings are a better idea for a pact than that "pregnancy pact" that was making the rounds last year....YEESH.
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Post by BK From WV on Jan 5, 2009 0:44:57 GMT -5
Not Mr. Cuddles!!! If I existed,I would extract revenge on whoever did this to you! His name is not Mr. Cuddles. Apparently, he is now Fuzzhole. I was trying to think of a witty comeback but I can't at the moment. It must be because I'm nonexistent. I must try to come up with a plan to exist again. This could prove difficult. In the meantime,everyone carry on with the topic at hand.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Jan 5, 2009 0:53:48 GMT -5
I could work out a plan to make you exist again, but that would involve knowing that you could exist so that you could pay me, which in turn would motivate me to make you existent. However, since you don't exist, not only do you not have money (nor any conceiveable means to know what money is), but I don't really give a crap about the fact that you don't exist, because you're nonexistent, and therefore I physically can't give a crap about you. The only nonexistent people I care about are my unborn children, and I'm not having children because I'm a loser--yet ANOTHER reason I'm not motivated to help you, the person who doesn't exist.
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Post by EAT IT on Jan 5, 2009 1:01:19 GMT -5
I think it's utter garbage. Anything else I say on this subject will get the thread closed. That said, here's a picture of character actor James Best as Sherrif Roscoe P. Coltrane. My friend knows him and might be working on a project with him in the future.
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Post by Cela on Jan 5, 2009 1:05:09 GMT -5
Also late to the party.
My thoughts on the manner could lead to my banning, therefore I will just say the folowing.
Abstinence and its many accessories: bad.
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Post by BK From WV on Jan 5, 2009 1:15:11 GMT -5
Also late to the party. My thoughts on the manner could lead to my banning, therefore I will just say the folowing. Abstinence and its many accessories: bad. I don't see how it's bad. Like I said earlier(and even though I don't exist),I'm abstinent and I don't see how there is anything wrong with it. I'm also not saying if you're not abstinent,you're a bad person. To each their own. Obviously,I don't want you to get banned since you think you would if you said something so I'm not expecting a response. I just had to state that I don't think it's a bad thing to be abstinent.
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