Post Your Favorite Simpsons Quote

[SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts]

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Burns: {Smithers, I'm home! [canned laughter]}
Smithers: {What, already? [canned chuckle]}
Burns: {Yes. [loud canned laughter]}
Lisa: {[watching] Is it my imagination or is TV getting worse?}
Homer: {Ehh, it's about the same. Uh oh! Look out, Smithers!}
{[sound of breaking glass]}
{Heh heh, I love this show.}

[Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture]

fabulousswissfranc said:

Mrs. Krabappel: *using the Oscar Meyere periodic table* Alright, who can tell me the atomic weight of Bolognium?

-Kelly

You forgot to add when Martin answered 'Delicious!"

[G✇JI☈A]

#8 *Burp* #8 *Burp* #8 *Burp* #8 *Burp* #8 *Burp* #8 *Burp* #8 *Burp* #8 *Burp*

[Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture]

Bart and Milhouse continue digging into CBG's trove of secret videotapes.

Milhouse: [reading tape label] "Police informant video."
These are never supposed to leave the station. [they play the tape.]

Flanders: I really hate to be a snitch.
Wiggum: Don't worry. Your yellow-bellied ratting will be held in the strictest confidence.
Flanders: Well, in that case, my neighbor Homer released a radioactive ape in my house. It's, uh, it's taken over the whole top floor. [tape ends]
Bart: It wasn't Dad's fault. The ape tricked him.

Later:

Milhouse: Well, looks like everything's back to normal.
[Flanders drives by. A big, glowing ape is in the passenger's seat. The ape smacks him on the head]

Flanders: Look, if you want me to turn, just point. That--
[the ape smacks him again] Ow! [Flanders drives
turns down a street, contrary to a directional arrow] It's a wrong way! [smack] Ow! Now what was that for? [smack] Ow! [smack] Ow! [smack] Ow!

This whole scene had me in stitches.

[SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts]

Bernie: Duh, Homer, why are we down here?
Homer: Aw, geez. I told you, Bernie: to guard the bee!
Man: [whining] But why?
Homer: Aw, you guys are pathetic. No wonder Smithers made me head
bee-guy.
[Homer kicks the jar accidentally, smashing it, and the bee
escapes]
Bernie: Duh, he's gettin' away.
Man: Oh, we did bad!
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Dean: I'm sorry, boys, I've -- I've never expelled anyone before,
but...that pig had some powerful friends.
Nixon: [bitterly] Oh, you'll pay. Don't think you won't pay!

[Triple Kelly]

tull said:

fabulousswissfranc said:

Mrs. Krabappel: *using the Oscar Meyere periodic table* Alright, who can tell me the atomic weight of Bolognium?

-Kelly

You forgot to add when Martin answered 'Delicious!"

I thought it was that but I also thought it was "Snacktacular!" Thank you for clearing that one up.

-Kelly

[jfbop37]

[paraphrasing]
Pastor: If there is anyone that objects to this marriage, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.

Homer's Brain: Na Na NAAAH NAH HEY! Nah Nah Nahhhhhh. Na Na NAAAH NAH HEY!

[Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture]

fabulousswissfranc said:

tull said:

You forgot to add when Martin answered 'Delicious!"

I thought it was that but I also thought it was "Snacktacular!" Thank you for clearing that one up.

-Kelly

Wait, I got it. Martin answered 'Delicious!" and Mrs. K said 'No, the correct answer was 'Snacktacular'!"

So in a way, we're both right.

And who could forget Skinner saying "Well, the children need to learn about TEK WAR sooner or later".

[Triple Kelly]

tull said:

fabulousswissfranc said:

I thought it was that but I also thought it was "Snacktacular!" Thank you for clearing that one up.

-Kelly

Wait, I got it. Martin answered 'Delicious!" and Mrs. K said 'No, the correct answer was 'Snacktacular'!"

So in a way, we're both right.

And who could forget Skinner saying "Well, the children need to learn about TEK WAR sooner or later".

LOL!!! Oh that is a great line.

Skinner: I saw Heaven! But it didn't have harps and angels like so many Three Stooges shorts.

Comic Book Guy: *having a heart attack* OOOH! Chest....tightening! Left arm.....numb! Can't....go on....repeating....symptoms....much longer! *collapses*

-Kelly

[jfbop37]

Homer: No beer and no TV make Homer something something.....

Marge: Go crazy?

Homer: DON'T MIND IF I DOOO!! *making hysterical noises*

[DUTHTY]

Homer is skiing and he loses control. He tries to recall the ski instructor's words, but the memory is blocked out by the image of Ned Flanders' butt in a skin-tight ski suit.

(In Homer's mind, in Flanders'): "It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!... Nothing at all!... Nothing at all!" (Flander's butt wiggles suggestively)

Homer:"Stupid sexy Flanders!"

[Chris Decker-The Wild Rover]

Homer: OWWW, THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM, AND NOW MY BOTTOM'S BIG!
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Homer: Oh no, i'm gonna loose my job, just because i'm dangerously unqualified.

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Smithers: These upincomers are sure to go far....Ladies and gentlemen, The Ramones

Burns: these young chaps are gonna sooth my jangled nerves

Joey R: I just wanna say THIS GIG SUCKS!

Johnny R: Yeah up yours spring field

Dee Dee: 1,2,3,4

*Punk music playing*

Joey: Happy Birthday to you(happy birthday) Happy birthday to you(happy birthday) Happy Birthday Burnsy, Happy Birth day to you

Dee Dee R: Go to hell you old bastard

Tommy R: Hey i think they liked us

Burns: Have the rolling stones killed

Smithers: But sir their......

Burns: DO AS I SAY!!

[jfbop37]

Ralph Wiggam as dress as your favorite state day: "I'm Idaho!"

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Homer: I call the big one "Bitey."

[Flynnyrd]

When Bart is old and fat:

"I warsh myself with a rag on a stick."

[Triple Kelly]

Basically the entire episode where Homer goes on disability is quotable hilarity.

"Can't you let me have any dignity?! I just came to see 'Honk if You're Horny' in peace!"

-Kelly

[Deleted]

*Mr Burns while high on Ether*
Mr Burns: Why, you must be that delightful TV leprechaun. Got your Lucky Charms.
*drill sounds*
Moleman: Oh no... my brain.
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Bart: Millhouse, there's no such thing as a soul. They just made that up to scare children... like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
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*Homer Runs out the house naked*
Flanders: Hey Homey, I can see your doodle.

[SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts]

There's a crayon in my brain?
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Jimbo: I heard that guy's ass has its own Congressman

[THE Dinobot]

Stan "The Man" Lee:
"Broke...or made it better?"

[Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture]

Rex Banner: You're out there somewhere Beer Baron! And I'm going to find you!

Homer (faraway voice) No you wont!

Rex (lowered voice): Yes I will.

Homer: Nope!