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Post by Chris Decker-The Wild Rover on Jun 8, 2006 0:30:23 GMT -5
*smithers and burns enter homers house by crawling on the ceiling, while trying to find burns's bear "bo-bo", homer walks into the kitchen and opens the fridge"
homer: mmmmmmmmmm, 64 slices of American Cheese, 64, 63,
* it now suddenly becomes morning and homers eaten all the cheese*
Homer (full sounding): ......2........1
Marge: Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer:.....I THINK I'M BLIND!
i saw that today on my one season and i almost fell off the couch laughing.
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kunswwfmark
Hank Scorpio
Nobody beats Mr. Perfect. Nobody!
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Post by kunswwfmark on Jun 8, 2006 0:40:57 GMT -5
Bart: "So I says to Mabel, I says...."
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therob
Hank Scorpio
Mcginley to Slim's O'neil
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Post by therob on Jun 8, 2006 0:47:03 GMT -5
damn there are so many quotes.
Ralph after eating the tomacco- Eww it tastes like grandma
Chief wiggum-It does taste like grandma
one of my favorite ones of all time was when after praying to a waffle on the ceiling marge gets it down and homer eats it saying mmmmmm Sacrelisious
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Post by Well, Youre Wrong on Jun 8, 2006 0:47:19 GMT -5
I think this is my favorite quote ever..
Grampa Simpson: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is definatley not a porn star
And this one
"MY EYES, THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!"
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Post by Mayonnaise on Jun 8, 2006 0:48:54 GMT -5
My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!
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mo
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
"Here are the young men, the weight on their shoulders..."
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Post by mo on Jun 8, 2006 0:48:57 GMT -5
"SHUT UP BECKY" if not for it's randomness
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kunswwfmark
Hank Scorpio
Nobody beats Mr. Perfect. Nobody!
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Post by kunswwfmark on Jun 8, 2006 0:51:01 GMT -5
Grandpa: (Reading a wrapper on the ground) "Latex con-dome. Boy, I'd like to live in one of those!"
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Post by 2 time pro bowler Fred Dryer on Jun 8, 2006 0:58:22 GMT -5
maybe not my favorite, but one I use frequently,
Ned: "What are we here for this time?" Homer: "Bart's obesity, and if there's time, we'll get to my drinking............but there won't be time."
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Post by mcclanahan on Jun 8, 2006 1:03:39 GMT -5
"Hi everybody" you gotta love Dr. Nick Riviera
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Post by K7 - WC's Crowd Extra on Jun 8, 2006 1:04:35 GMT -5
Sweet Merciful crap!
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jun 8, 2006 1:06:25 GMT -5
God.......some many...........
Basically, anything Comic Book Guy says.
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Post by jfbop37 on Jun 8, 2006 1:11:23 GMT -5
Homer: "D'OH!"
Lisa: "A Deer"
Marge: "A Female Deer"
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Post by Mayonnaise on Jun 8, 2006 1:14:53 GMT -5
Me fail English? That's unpossible.
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Post by HMARK Center on Jun 8, 2006 1:17:50 GMT -5
Oldie but goodie:
Homer, following the kids auditioning to become Mr. Burns' heir:
"Kids, you both did the best you could, and you both failed miserably. The moral of the story is, never try."
Also, from Halloween Special #4:
Homer: Kill my boss?! Do I dare live out the American Dream?
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Post by Virt McGirt on Jun 8, 2006 1:43:18 GMT -5
Groundskeeper Willie (or Eliza Willlittle if you will): Good evening, sir, I'm the maitre d, can I help you? Krusty: D? WHATS THE D STAND FOR, DISGUSTING? [Willie stares him down blankly] Krusty: C'mon, Laugh! [Willie chuckles weakly] Krusty: Eh, I don't need your charity titters. Now, say hi to my new girlfriend, Charity Titters.
Theres a bit more, and that's just a paraphrase, but that one had me laughing for like 3 days.
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therob
Hank Scorpio
Mcginley to Slim's O'neil
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Post by therob on Jun 8, 2006 1:50:25 GMT -5
Bart:Homer whats a muppet Homer: Well its not quite a mop and not quite a puppet but mann. I have no idea.
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Post by Stu on Jun 8, 2006 2:34:51 GMT -5
(Homer talking to Bart: Homer: Would you like to change your name to Homer Jr.? The kids could call you HoJu!
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Post by EvilMasterComatose on Jun 8, 2006 4:46:56 GMT -5
Bart: I start filming in Canada. Homer: Awww, why do we have to go to America Jr!
i dont remember the exact line, but i remember laughing my ass off for a good 5 minutes at that one. no clue why either.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jun 8, 2006 5:00:24 GMT -5
From the "x-files" episode:
Mulder: Ok, we've done every test on him (Homer), but why are we having him run on a treadmill again?
From the "Mr. Sparkle" episode
Bart: There's your answer, fishbulb
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Jelly
Team Rocket
SUPER FANTASTIC
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Post by Jelly on Jun 8, 2006 5:41:40 GMT -5
Homer: Its a boy, and what a boy!! Dr. Hibbert: Uhh no Mr. Simpson, thats the umbilical cord. Its a girl.
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