Blindkarevik
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Post by Blindkarevik on Jun 9, 2006 16:24:35 GMT -5
Rex Banner: Okay, Rummy, I'm gonna make this short and sweet... where'd you snitch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerkin' suds on the side? Barney: Um..... yes?
Homer: Okay, Hurlbutt, I got a few questions for you. One, where's the fife? Two, give me the fife.
Homer: *reading the ads and sees a Trampoline* ... TRAMAPOLINE! TROM-BOBALINE!!!!
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Post by Deus Ex Machina on Jun 9, 2006 16:51:48 GMT -5
Other HOMR favorites: "Now, who's up for a trip to the library tomorrow? Notice I no longer say 'liberry' or 'tomorrie'." Lisa: "Dad, did you read ALL these books today?" Homer: "Everything from Hop On Pop to Death Be Not Proud. It was such a tragedy what they did to Pop." Gotta correct you: Homer: "Everything from Hop On Pop to Death Be Not Proud. It's so sad how the hopped on Pop."
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Post by maxx420 on Jun 9, 2006 16:55:44 GMT -5
Reading this reminded me of another. *Homer pulls a well dressed British man sipping teaout of his sugar pile.* Homer: Where'd ya get the sugar for that tea, pal? British Man: I nicked it, in that split-second when you let your guard down *sips tea* & I'd do it again.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jun 10, 2006 16:31:49 GMT -5
Lisa: It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you. Abe: It's rotten being old. No one listens to you. Homer: I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me -- no matter how dumb my suggestions are.
Abe: What the...? We sell...french...fries?
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Post by Well, Youre Wrong on Jun 10, 2006 16:51:43 GMT -5
Ralph: I bent my wookie!
That one made bust up laughing for some reason
Mr. Burns: "A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow... and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner."
[When homer was Looking at a globe...country being Uruguay] Homer: Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'
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Post by LaParka Loves Candy on Jun 10, 2006 17:02:19 GMT -5
My favorite one is 'm Koo Koo for Contraban" -Ralph Wiggums
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jun 10, 2006 17:17:04 GMT -5
Homer: [reading Ned's letter] ``You are my brother.'' Homer, Lisa and Bart: [giggle] Homer: ``I love you.'' Homer, Lisa and Bart: [laugh] Homer: ``And yet, I feel a great sadness...'' [tries to stifle a giggle] ``... in my bosom.'' Homer, Lisa and Bart: [finally lose it and laugh uproariously]
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