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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 8, 2020 13:46:31 GMT -5
OK you wanted it, here you are.
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Dave the Dave
Fry's dog Seymour
Knows too much
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Post by Dave the Dave on Dec 8, 2020 13:48:53 GMT -5
OK you wanted it, here you are. That’s a terrible insult. Who said that? |
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Post by James Fabiano on Dec 8, 2020 13:49:49 GMT -5
OK you wanted it, here you are. That’s a terrible insult. Who said that? No he didn't. "We're hungry and we'll leave no men untested" belongs in bad insults though. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2020 13:52:16 GMT -5
Before 2010: Edge's promo on Billy Gunn the night after KOTR 2001 was full of great insults. "Billy Bitchcakes" is my favorite.
2010 - Present: Punk telling Cena he's no longer the underdog and is now the New York Yankees.
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Venti
Unicron
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Post by Venti on Dec 8, 2020 14:22:56 GMT -5
Steve Austin had some of my favorites. Especially in 96/97.
"You sit there and call yourself a gorilla, yet you hee-haw out here, like a jackass."
"All I see in the ring is three cry-babies and little boy blue"(in reference to HBK, Bret, Taker and Vince in his blue suit)
"If you put the letter S in front of Hitman you got my exact opinion of Bret Hart."
I forgot the exact quote, but him telling Triple H to get his "long stringy
-haired ass out here."
Also I just realized these are all old WWF lines. My bad if I missed the point of the thread to include modern stuff
Also, one from Undertaker that he said when Jericho interrupted him(coincidentally from the same promo my username comes from) "I don't know who you are, or who you think you are. But I can tell from the peach fuzz you're trying to grow on your chin, that I got more shower time than you have ring time. And if you ever, and I mean ever, decide to interrupt me again, it will be your last time"
Hilarious that after an infamously bad promo, he drops one of my favorite lines. Apparently he was legit peeved at Jericho calling him boring.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Dec 8, 2020 14:27:02 GMT -5
Yeah it’s not WWE but...
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Dec 8, 2020 14:32:37 GMT -5
Big fat failure turtles
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
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Post by chazraps on Dec 8, 2020 14:34:19 GMT -5
R-Truth showing how genuinely funny he is by landing the only funny bad breath joke in WWE history:
"Ryback's breath is so bad, his teeth duck!"
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Post by government mule on Dec 8, 2020 14:36:30 GMT -5
Jericho calling everyone a stupid idiot was something simple yet effective for me
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Post by DSR on Dec 8, 2020 14:49:38 GMT -5
"Say 'what' if you sleep with your sister."
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Dennis Stamp
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Post by msc on Dec 8, 2020 15:11:47 GMT -5
"Say 'what' if you sleep with your sister." Came here to post that one. So, from the night Edge and Christian showed the video of the child Hardys pretending to be wrestlers in their garden, Edge got in a killer line: "Matt, if anything your mic skills seem to have regressed since then!" Years later, "your girlfriend fell in love with a main eventer." Edge got to the top by killing Matt Hardy for years... |
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Post by Kyle Butler on Dec 8, 2020 15:16:51 GMT -5
Jeff Jarrett vignette in front of Ryman Auditorium, speaking to his driver:
“Hey, Billy. What’s the name of that dead boy in the WWF?”
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2020 15:17:16 GMT -5
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Post by Kyle Butler on Dec 8, 2020 15:21:30 GMT -5
Bossman’s poem about Big Show’s dad dying:
With the deepest regrets, and tears that are soaked
I'm sorry to hear that your dad finally croaked
He lived a full life on his own terms
Soon he'll be buried and eaten by worms
But if I could have a son as stupid as you
I'd have wished for cancer so I would die too
So be brave, and be strong, get your life on track
'Cause the old bastard's DEAD and he ain't never comin' back!
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Dec 8, 2020 15:28:49 GMT -5
"I don't want your jet, your jet smells."
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 8, 2020 15:32:01 GMT -5
Jerry "The Stupid" Lawler
I'm 100% serious
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Dec 8, 2020 15:33:54 GMT -5
“Justin Beiber” lol too funny lol lol
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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Dec 8, 2020 15:38:18 GMT -5
"Hey Dracula, you fat bastard."
- Hardcore Holly to Gangrel, Raw 1999
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
FANatic
Writer, Lover of all things Wrestling. Analytical, Critical, Lovable (hopefully). Lets all have fun!
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Dec 8, 2020 15:48:03 GMT -5
I don't know if it was an insult but
"Weapons aren't just welcomed, THEY'RE ALLOWED!"
In the same Batista realm
"DUCT TAPE?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?? HOW COULD SOMEONE STOOP THAT LOW!?"
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Post by MrElijah on Dec 8, 2020 15:50:33 GMT -5
Bobby Heenan at the entirety of Summerslam '91, Royal Rumble '92 and Harts vs. Knights at Survivor Series '93.
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