Johnny D
Don Corleone
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Post by Johnny D on Dec 8, 2020 15:56:07 GMT -5
CRYBACK!!
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Albino Heat
Don Corleone
You're a nasty bastard, and your momma said so!!
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Post by Albino Heat on Dec 8, 2020 16:13:30 GMT -5
You think you impress the Rock? Just because you were down south beating some jabroni named Juventud?
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Savage Gambino
King Koopa
Villain Behavior
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Post by Savage Gambino on Dec 8, 2020 16:14:58 GMT -5
Idk if it counts since it was an insult on a shirt, but as someone who has a genuine disdain for WWE's obsession with pushing part-timers over their full time roster, I really enjoyed "I Bring It Via Satellite".
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Dec 8, 2020 16:18:27 GMT -5
"Triple H? Maybe they should call you Triple W. For WAH WAH WAH!" - Kurt Angle
Got 'im!
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Dec 8, 2020 16:33:42 GMT -5
The Rock concerts in Toronto & Sacramento were filled with gems.
“Oh he said Toronto! That’s where we live!”
“The best thing about being in Sacramento is in about 30 mins the Rock gets to LEAVE Sacramento!”
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Venti
Unicron
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Post by Venti on Dec 8, 2020 18:05:39 GMT -5
The Rock concerts in Toronto & Sacramento were filled with gems. “Oh he said Toronto! That’s where we live!” “The best thing about being in Sacramento is in about 30 mins the Rock gets to LEAVE Sacramento!” Rocky was on fire in 03 with the heel promos. I love his interaction with Hurricane, calling him Hamburglar, asking him if he's gonna throw a mcnugget at The Rock, or hit him in the head with a cheeseburger. Then after looking completely sincere, shaking his hand and telling him to bring his best, he just decks poor Hurricane. Tremendous but also hilarious heel work.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Dec 8, 2020 18:14:25 GMT -5
I'm not sure I can think of a better one than Samoa Joe's 'JEFF you had your turn now why don't you be quiet while I'm sharing with the group!'
That shit was so funny that Jeff corpsed.
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Venti
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Post by Venti on Dec 8, 2020 18:28:58 GMT -5
I don't know if this counts necessarily as an insult, but every time Bret would say Stone Cold's name with a tone of just utter disdain, and I think he called him a hyena.
Bret could be hit or miss with insults, but everything he said had conviction to it. Even if he said something lame, he still sounded like he 100% believed it.
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Post by Andee9001 on Dec 8, 2020 18:29:46 GMT -5
Terry Funk - Hey Foley if i had head like yours i'd get it circumsized
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Dec 8, 2020 22:29:56 GMT -5
The Rock concerts in Toronto & Sacramento were filled with gems. “Oh he said Toronto! That’s where we live!” “The best thing about being in Sacramento is in about 30 mins the Rock gets to LEAVE Sacramento!” The massive heat he got for "I'll be sure to come back when the Lakers beat the Kings in May." was incredible.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Dec 9, 2020 5:35:07 GMT -5
"I got the gift of gab and the gift of jab, and I'll put that lazy eye right back to work!"- Enzo Amore to D'Von Dudley
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thehottag
Don Corleone
We're here for one reason only: fame, fortune, & the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions!
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Post by thehottag on Dec 9, 2020 6:19:59 GMT -5
Any time Heenan or King went after Stu & Helen Hart was gold.
For a serious one, CM Punk's "your arms are too short to box with God"
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 9, 2020 7:53:32 GMT -5
The Rock concerts in Toronto & Sacramento were filled with gems. “Oh he said Toronto! That’s where we live!” “The best thing about being in Sacramento is in about 30 mins the Rock gets to LEAVE Sacramento!” Rocky was on fire in 03 with the heel promos. I love his interaction with Hurricane, calling him Hamburglar, asking him if he's gonna throw a mcnugget at The Rock, or hit him in the head with a cheeseburger. Then after looking completely sincere, shaking his hand and telling him to bring his best, he just decks poor Hurricane. Tremendous but also hilarious heel work. Hurricane got some gems in on Rock with "Brendan Fraser beat the Scorpion King" and "The Scorpion King has a tiny ding-a-ling." The Rock's selling of the first line especially was great. Roman for as bad as his writing was a face, had a good one in the build to facing Sheamus at TLC, with him asking "Are you a champion or just a footnote".
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2020 10:25:29 GMT -5
It may have been "cheap heat," but Elias' line about the Sonics in Seattle has also gotta be up there.
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nate5054
Hank Scorpio
Lucky to be alive in the Chris Jericho Era
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Post by nate5054 on Dec 9, 2020 14:01:36 GMT -5
"Why Don't You Say What If You Like To Sleep With Your Own Sister"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2020 15:21:32 GMT -5
"I will break your ass in half, you little shithead"
- Bob Holly to Michael Cole
Hardcore gave zero f***s lmao.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2020 15:23:15 GMT -5
I don't know if this counts necessarily as an insult, but every time Bret would say Stone Cold's name with a tone of just utter disdain, and I think he called him a hyena. Bret could be hit or miss with insults, but everything he said had conviction to it. Even if he said something lame, he still sounded like he 100% believed it. It amazes me that Bret has a rep for being a bad mic worker. For me, if you sound convincing, you are a good mic worker. And The Hitman always sounded convincing.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 9, 2020 16:45:48 GMT -5
There's always this memorable Chris Jericho insult directed at Stephanie McMahon.
"After all she is a filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, skanky, bottom feeding trash bag HO."
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Post by Instant Classic on Dec 9, 2020 17:10:30 GMT -5
Edge calling the audience big fat failure turtles.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2020 17:30:09 GMT -5
There's always this memorable Chris Jericho insult directed at Stephanie McMahon. "After all she is a filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, skanky, bottom feeding trash bag HO." Any time Jericho would purposely get people's names wrong ("Kirk Angel" "Mitchell Cole" "Vance McMahon") was funny, too.
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